Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

The media has been cherry-picking videos of Ted Cruz, making him look like some kind of phony, as if he's some sort of creepy sociopath who fakes normalcy to enact whatever creepy secret agenda he has.

Let there's plenty of video of him being a normal guy, being completely honest and free from creepy ambitions. I'm sure you'd want to have a beer with this guy:

(If you do have a beer with him, keep an eye on your glass and spit it out if it tastes funny or has powder in it. I say this just because it's a common-sense precaution, not just because you're with Ted).

Let's turn this thread into a collection of videos of Ted showing empathy and being creepiness-free.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

No video, but I found some quotes from Ted that resonate strongly with me, and potentially with other Republican voters.

“I’m the most cold-hearted son-of-a-bitch you’ll ever meet.”

“I don’t feel guilty for anything. I feel sorry for people who feel guilt.”

“I just liked to kill, I wanted to kill.”

"I deserve, certainly, the most extreme punishment society has and society deserves to be protected from me and from others like me, that’s for sure.”

“I’m as cold a motherfukcer as you’ve ever put your fukcing eyes on. I don’t give a shit about those people.”

Ho-ho, Ted is such a character. It's the Republican message we need to get out to the voters this time round, we need to make sure voters get our message. That's the only obstacle to the White House then we will walk in in November.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

I think Ted will make a great Vice President, so I want people to know that his peculiar look isn't because he has something evil to hide. More likely it's just some harmless embarrassing little thing like...I don't know exactly, but the creator of this image has a theory:




And to people who says he's a robot....Would a robot do that?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

...And to people who says he's a robot....Would a robot do that?

If you built a smarmy creepbot that craps its pants a bit, then... yes.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

Cruz just rocked Indiana the other night with his hippity-hoppity down with the kids speech about scoring a goal in the basketball ring. With that kind of savvy he'll be hitting base runs out into left-side until the umpire rings the bell.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

The Cruz family showing how normal they really are in some outtakes.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

Watch closely as Carly Fiorina (the lady introducing them) falls off the stage. Heidi Cruz spends at least 1 second with concern for her before smiling and waving again.

Such the consummate professionals the Cruz's are. The show must go on.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

Pastor, I think what we can take away from this is that when Carly Fiorina "drops the mic," in her dedication to duty, she drops with it!

I wonder, did she sing this time as well? I do love to hear voice! That's what we need more of in the White House - breaking into song! But not in a gay way like Glee.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Who says Ted Cruz is fake and creepy? Come meet the REAL Ted!

Listen to the crowd gasp as Booger Cruz drops some logic bombs at the 11th debate.