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  • Free Market Fred
    The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2009
    • 803

    #1

    Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

    Since I don't read homo newspapers or websites, I didn't even know about it for a few days. But of course, the liberal media is totally owned and operated by Homo-International, so you'd have to be living in a cave not to eventually find out.

    So it seems that some homo singer/composer named Prince Precious died last week. I never heard of him before, but then again I don't listen to The Rap.

    One look at PP, and you can guess what he died from.


    Prince Precious

    We know that all homos have AIDS. Unlike normal people, they don't catch it from doorknobs and toilet seats, but rather from drug needles and sex with animals (I hear that under-aged giraffes are a favorite).

    Of course, some of Prince Precious's fans insist he wasn't really homo. Hah! You can judge for yourself.


    All homos believe in Global Warming

    The Fox News team did a poll and concluded that 75% of people who believe in the global warming hoax are gay. And remember, if Bernie Sanders gets elected, homo marriage and pedophilia is going to become mainstream, if not mandatory! Only the Republican Party stands between us and the End Times!



    He (or she? or it?) was a Bernie Sanders supporter

    If the Democrats gain full control over our once proud nation, your kids will turn out just like Prince Precious! Protect your family and vote Republican. Do it for the children!
    Praise Jesus!
    Brother Fred
    CEO, The Uranus Corporation
    Put your faith in Uranus!

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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

    Prince will probably be best known for his prophetic vision of the End Times, in which he saw humanity delighting in debauchery and licentiousness. While he refers to this revelry as a party, "like it's 1999," True Christians™ will recognize the prophetic image of the "days of Noah" in which every form of disgusting perversion is celebrated just prior to the return of the King (Matthew 24:37-38). And this is where True Christians™ get to revel in on the joke that was Prince's disgusting life - his death is a Divine Message for the Good News that others are destined to crash and burn in Hell, and SOON!

    Jesus tells us that He recognizes when He is the butt of jokes (2 Kings 19:22-23), but He will not be mocked (Galatians 6:7)! Jesus will have the last laugh (Psalm 2:4)! Thousands of years in the past, Christ Jesus, as the Holy Ghost, prophesied the very events of Prince's life to reveal to us the Truth™ of His Will, namely that He will punish those who refuse to believe the Glorious Truth of His Miraculous Biography as written in the King James Version Bible.

    Those who love Jesus are familiar with His prophesy in Daniel, chapter 8, starting with verse 11:
    Yea, he magnified himself even to the prince of the host, and by him the daily sacrifice was taken away, and the place of his sanctuary was cast down.
    And an host was given him against the daily sacrifice by reason of transgression, and it cast down the truth to the ground; and it practised, and prospered.
    Daniel 8:11-12
    "He," of course, refers to the antichrist. He was magnified (as a pop icon), and the sacrifice was taken away. In other words, Jesus is being silenced before the population, "taken away" by the liberal elite, otherwise known as the Gay Agenda. As the liberal elite increase in their popularity in politics, and as Homo-Hollywood continues to confuse and confound the youth of the world, we can see the Truth™ is continually cast down to the ground.

    But we know Jesus will not be silenced ultimately. Those who think they know the Gospel, but are duped by its seemingly-but-misleadingly inclusive message, will be in for a rude awakening when they are cast out from the presence of Jesus when He rejects them and casts them into Eternal Damnation for being unworthy of His unconditional Love (Matthew 25:31-46).
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • magnus allen
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2016
      • 19

      #3
      Re: Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

      How disgusting that homer prince was i hope he burns in hell for promoting sodomy. Thank god jesus has finally killed this god mocking queer and for those who adored this queer shall also burn in hell. Also prince will be burning in hell with that horrible transgender nigra michael jackson.

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      • Mrs. Paddy McIrish
        Forum Member, possibly Irish
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2013
        • 209

        #4
        Re: Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

        Have a listen to a remake of Prince's song "Purple Rain" that I found on the Twitter:



        (I realize this was posted by the false Christian zealots at Westboro Baptist, but it's still quite an improvement on the original! )
        1 Corinthians 11:3 | Ephesians 5:22
        Now glorifying GOD on the Twitter! Follow me at @MrsPaddyMcIrish!

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22369

          #5
          Re: Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

          Are we even sure it was a man? I made the huge mistake of looking Prince up with http://search.jesus.net and the sound was absolutely horrific. No way a man could ever screech like that.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Virginia Day Templeton
            Christ's Battle Axe
             
            • Dec 2006
            • 2827

            #6
            Re: Prince Precious Dies of AIDS & Drugs

            I think he had AIDS and I'm surprised more people aren't talking about it. The timeline of his death and the "flu" excuses are classic AIDS, straight out of the 1980s. As Brother Roper pointed out, the Jehovist cult has some truly bizarre pseudo-religious beliefs that prevented Prince from getting surgery in the past, so it's possible he refused to take the drugs that unnaturally prolong the lives of AIDS-riddled degenerates.
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