[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

The parise and accolades for Governor Palin are just pouring in!! Look what Rush Limbaugh had to say on the air yesterday!!

RUSH: How do you pronounce her last name?

CALLER: Palin.

RUSH: Sarah Palin. Okay.

CALLER: Yep. She's been heralded throughout the state as being personable, likable, intelligent, strong, and conservative. And she crosses over from conservative to liberalism not in thought, but because she stands by what she believes in. And, surprisingly enough, she has been at the forefront of ethics reform in our great state --

RUSH: Yeah, plus she's a housewife, before that, she's a babe. I saw a picture.

[SUV]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

Anything that gets you lazy Mens out to vote. Some of you don't even like to get up to go to Church on Sunday mourning

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

...Some of you don't even like to get up to go to Church on Sunday mourning

Maybe they really like your bacon and eggs?...


... that or the feeling of a baseball bat in a garbage can!


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As for this Sarah Palin... I suspect out there somewhere is the smoking turkey baster that will prove she is a Lesbian.

1. She hunts while her 'husband' is at home looking after her brood. I think we know who wears the pants in that family arrangement.

2. She plays hockey. The LPGA looks like a bastion of heterosexuality compared to 'women's hockey'. Why didn't she become a figure skater instead of hanging out with lesbians and strapping on the blades?

3. She is attractive, from Idaho and moves to even remoter Alaska? Hiding something are we Sarah?

4. Gives birth to a child who could have easily been fathered by George W.Bush. (Look at a picture of them both side-by-side) Leaves handicapped child with 'father' so she can continue to hunt, play hockey and tour around the country with Cindy McCain and Condy Rice.

5. She has a reputation as a ball-busting "Barracuda" and is looking forward to confronting a man on national TV instead of being at home taking care of her children and 'husband'.

6. She is a Pantycostal... and we all know about lesbians and speaking in tongues.



Bless you, my slovenly slump-buster,
Father Mo



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[SUV]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

Maybe they really like your bacon and eggs?...


... that or the feeling of a baseball bat in a garbage can!
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Is this some of that Latin-speak? I can NOT decipher it

[SUV]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

I think I saw Sister Sarah in the Pew ahead of me in Landover Baptist Church last Sunday! Glory!

Fortunately, she had the sense to leave you-know-who at Home

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

I agree that she is certainly the Most Christian person left in the race, but what did she do to so displease The Lord that he afflicted her with a retard child? She must have done something, as we all know here that such Abominations are God's wrath on those that displease him, despite what Heathen scientists claim about "genes" and "syndromes."

[SUV]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!



Is this IT? This is what came up when I put "Palin" into my Christian web browser.

Or is it a souvenir she brought Home from the Beijing Olympics?

Far be it from me to question Godly John McSame's choice, but I am feeling stirrings of uneasiness

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

What about homers??? How can a real Republican not hate homers???
I want to hear the juicy details!
I sure hope isn't a faghag for those Log Grabbin Republicans!

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

Here's is a link to a story in an "Alaskan" Newspaper. I didn't know Eskimos could actually read.

http://www.adn.com/626/story/382864.html

Trig has Down syndrome, a genetic abnormality that affects a child's intellectual and physical development, the governor confirmed.
"When we first heard, it was kind of confusing," Palin, 44, said. She called the revelation "very, very challenging" and said she initially felt sad.
But the family has worked through that. Palin said she and Todd feel blessed and chosen by God. With a big family including four older kids, grandparents, aunts and uncles, Palin said, they will have lots of support for what's ahead. In their eyes, she said, "he's absolutely perfect."
The oldest Palin kid, Track, is in the Army and texted his mother after learning the news with something to the effect of "This is just so cool -- I finally got my brother."
In a letter she e-mailed to relatives and close friends Friday after giving birth, Palin wrote, "Many people will express sympathy, but you don't want or need that, because Trig will be a joy. You will have to trust me on this." She wrote it in the voice of and signed it as "Trig's Creator, Your Heavenly Father."
"Children are the most precious and promising ingredient in this mixed-up world you live in down there on Earth. Trig is no different, except he has one extra chromosome," Palin wrote.

I'm also a bit uneasy about those children's names. Track and Trig? What's wrong a Godly Biblical name like Adonijah or Habakkuk.

[Mister Brasil]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

I'm also a bit uneasy about those children's names. Track and Trig? What's wrong a Godly Biblical name like Adonijah or Habakkuk.

I believe they're expressions of her dreams for her children's futures. Track requires a little explanation; it's a contraction of "To Iraq."

Trig should be obvious.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

Trig is probably short for "pulling a trigger" ..... which I'm sure she will "accidentally" do soon on one of her hunting trips.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

Maybe they really like your bacon and eggs?...


... that or the feeling of a baseball bat in a garbage can!


>>>>>>>>>>>>>


As for this Sarah Palin... I suspect out there somewhere is the smoking turkey baster that will prove she is a Lesbian.

1. She hunts while her 'husband' is at home looking after her brood. I think we know who wears the pants in that family arrangement.

2. She plays hockey. The LPGA looks like a bastion of heterosexuality compared to 'women's hockey'. Why didn't she become a figure skater instead of hanging out with lesbians and strapping on the blades?

3. She is attractive, from Idaho and moves to even remoter Alaska? Hiding something are we Sarah?

4. Gives birth to a child who could have easily been fathered by George W.Bush. (Look at a picture of them both side-by-side) Leaves handicapped child with 'father' so she can continue to hunt, play hockey and tour around the country with Cindy McCain and Condy Rice.

5. She has a reputation as a ball-busting "Barracuda" and is looking forward to confronting a man on national TV instead of being at home taking care of her children and 'husband'.

6. She is a Pantycostal... and we all know about lesbians and speaking in tongues.



Bless you, my slovenly slump-buster,
Father Mo



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Those are typically filthy, vile and perverted accusations, to be expected coming from a papist dog like yourself. Just because your entire cult is dedicated to satan worship and boy buggery, that doesn't mean that everyone is down in the gutter with you.

I'm certain that God has called upon John McCain to select her as his assistant for His own reasons. Who are you to judge, mary worshiper?

[Mister Brasil]

Re: REPORT: McCain to pick Sarah Palin as his running mate

And she crosses over from conservative to liberalism not in thought, but because she stands by what she believes in.

I've been suspicious of Rush for a long time. I won't pick any bones about it-- I just wasn't sure.

But, you know he vets the calls. And he let this guy through??

What the heck are they saying? Conservatives don't stand by what they believe in?

We BELIEVE. We believe that environmental protections have gone too far. We BELIEVE. We believe that our nation's educational system has been perverted by those who want to advance an agenda of death. We BELIEVE. We believe that women are not fit to teach.

And in November, we're going to STAND BY WHAT WE BELIEVE. I know y'all love McCain. I know Coulter wasn't sure about what she was saying. But in November? We have a CHOICE.And we're going to vote, in droves. We're going to vote, and we're going to vote for the Man that gives us a relief check every year. Because it's OUR MONEY, and OUR PRESIDENT.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

I too am thrilled at the choice our Godly President McCain has made. I hope she has made arrangements for someone to cook her husbands supper when she is in office!

GLORY!!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: MEET SARAH PALIN! TRUE CHRISTIANS ONLY!

Maybe you haven't noticed, but Ivan (Russia) is getting uppidty.
Guess what, Alaska is next to Russia and that makes her very experienced!
I worked in Alaska and the Russians do a lot of business there. She knows how to deal with Boris the bear.
Maybe you lily livered wimpy hair-gelled, leg shaving libral men are afraid of her? A real woman who can clean the house, cook, and run a state and still get out and catch dinner? Who can still get out and shoot her own fur coat so as not to have to ask for a new one? That scare you libral boy?