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  • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 6574

    #1

    On lipstick and pigs:

    Aha! Busted! Obama ADMITS that he used the sexist expression "you can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig" which is proof that (like all black males) he's sexist.



    That's right, he not only admitted it, he REPEATED it! No wife or daughter will be safe if this rapacious woman-hater takes power!
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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    On lipstick and pigs:


    I'm pretty sure Barak Obama was referring to our beautiful future ex-president when he made that comment.

    It was a cruel thing to say and untrue; totally inappropriate.

    What kind of things do you think people are saying about Barak Obama that ARE true, but would destroy one's reputation? Quite a few, I'm sure, but they only share with their close friends.

    But let's reserve those barnyard animals for the Republicans. What do you think Barak Obama is going to call John McCain tomorrow? A cow? What kind of anthropomorphic jokes can you make about cows? Something about putting lipstick on them?

    Sorry for all the rhetorical questions. I'm just really disturbed right now. The election is getting even closer and our country is prepared to elect us into the unknown.

    NK
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Ebenezer Wright
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2008
      • 1021

      #3
      Re: On lipstick and pigs:

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post

      I'm pretty sure Barak Obama was referring to our beautiful future ex-president when he made that comment.

      It was a cruel thing to say and untrue; totally inappropriate.

      What kind of things do you think people are saying about Barak Obama that ARE true, but would destroy one's reputation? Quite a few, I'm sure, but they only share with their close friends.

      But let's reserve those barnyard animals for the Republicans. What do you think Barak Obama is going to call John McCain tomorrow? A cow? What kind of anthropomorphic jokes can you make about cows? Something about putting lipstick on them?

      Sorry for all the rhetorical questions. I'm just really disturbed right now. The election is getting even closer and our country is prepared to elect us into the unknown.

      NK
      I think Obama is just angry he married that harlot instead of looking for a Godly woman like Sarah Palin. Oh how low will he go.
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      Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
         
        • Jun 2007
        • 6574

        #4
        Re: On lipstick and pigs:

        Update: Matt "demon" Damon says Sarah Palin's candidacy is "like some hokey Disney Movie".



        Obviously he's talking about this:



        Yes, I'll admit there are some superficial similarities, such as the near-identical hair and skin colors, however Petunia Pig is flat as a board, unlike our well-endowed-with-jiggleage future President Palin. Matt Demon, YOU LOSE!
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        • Trent Harvey, Jr.
          Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 722

          #5
          Re: On lipstick and pigs:

          In darkie jive-talk, a "pig" is a police officer. Does this mean he's planning on allowing cross-dressers to become police officers? Maybe it means they will be able to cross-dress on duty. Maybe police officers will be forced to cross-dress!

          I can just see their new slogan:

          Obama/Biden: Our jack-booted thugs will look pretty while they take your guns away.
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          • Billybob Sunday
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 261

            #6
            Re: On lipstick and pigs:

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            Update: Matt "demon" Damon says Sarah Palin's candidacy is "like some hokey Disney Movie".
            What I think Mr. Damon is really worried about is that Sister Sarah will bring the Bible back into American life. Then he and his friend, Mr. Affleck, will have to move to Canada before they get stoned for their sins against God.

            Incidentally, I heard this about Sister Sarah recently - she had her daughter Piper's baby shower at a gun range. Sister Sarah's kids would be stars at Landover's Vacation Bible Gun Camp. Take a look at this!



            Then there is this:



            As the instructor says at the end - "you're hitting pretty close to dead center".

            Glory!

            BBS

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            • Pastor Rune Enoe
              Apostle of the North
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 11680

              #7
              Re: On lipstick and pigs:

              Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
              "you can put lipstick on a pig, and it's still a pig" which is proof that (like all black males) he's sexist.
              I'd say it's proof that like all other closet Muslims, Mubarak Osama has a hangup with pigs.

              The Muslims claim they follow the Old Testament and the old prophets, so what's their "beef"?

              Genesis 9:2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
              Genesis 9:3 Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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