[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Happy 9/11 Day!!!!

PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he’s sitting in jail right now.

I should add that thanks to "enhanced interrogation techniques" applied at Guantanamo, we've learned that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was also responsible for Pearl Harbor and spreading cancer. I think with a little more torture, erh, enhanced techniques, we'll even discover he's the one behind this whole subprime banking mess.

YIC,
Buford