I think my aunt may have voted for Hillary....

[BibleReader2231]

It’s true that I haven’t heard or seen my aunt since 2015. The last thing I remember was waking up to my Pa screaming at her over the phone. It was something about a Muslim I think. I’ve been trying to ask my Pa how she is doing but he would remain silent....that is until today. I decided to ask him one more time what happened to her and all he said was “That SJW race mixing bitch?”. I see now that after looking up what SJW means, that it can only mean that my aunt voted for Hillary. I feel like a bit of myself died realizing this the hard way. My family and grandparents were always raised as evangelicals as best we could. It also explains why my aunt was never at church either. I mean, she and her lady friend Jean would always try to give me gifts when I was younger (Pa always took them away sayin they were touched by lesbians...<shudder>.

Actually reading that back, I think not only did my aunt vote for Hillary, but she was also in the company of lesbos. What can I do as a young girl? I will pray that she may see the light and start reading and following The KJV Bible. I have no idea where she is or what she’s doing. I promise when I turn 18 to always vote for Trump even after his two term limit in order to show my devotion to God’s pick to save the USA.

[Cranky Old Man]

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That is horrible!

I have no idea where she is or what she’s doing.

That's irrelevant. It's clear how this will end though...

[BibleReader2231]

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I wish I had the money to hire a Christian P.I to track her down so that she can explain herself. It’s becoming more apparent that this isn’t a misunderstanding. I did a spokeo search and it shows that she is married to a Jean which just so happens to be that lady friend that was around her back in the day. It all makes sense now.

[James Hutchins]

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I had a cousin that lived in Californiastan. I heard she had voted for that witch. She is dead now. (my cousin, witches are hard to kill).

Sometimes, Gods ways are not so mysterious.

[Isabella White]

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Honey, I am so sorry about your situation with your aunt and this Jean woman she's hooked up with. It sounds like the devil has his hooks in both of them. Until they realize the error of their ways, all we can do is pray that they will see the light and repent. In the meantime, keep supporting our Godly President like never before! If ever we've needed a man of God in the White House, it's times like this. May God bless you during this troubling time. Sincerely, Isabella W.

[BrotherLarry]

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Sister Maxine,


With my connections throughout the gay and Lisbon community, I can likely locate your aunt and arrange a meeting. If you don't feel you want to be in her presence I could act as a relay for you. I am pretty sure I met Jean in San Francisco during my Pride Ministry this past summer. She had just parked an 18 wheeler on Castro Street and was going to buy some new flannel at one of the boutiques when someone that I suspect was her wife came running after her screaming that she had spent too much money already and they had to save money to "go visit little Max" this Thanksgiving. Do you know if your family has plans for November with your aunt?


It just seems like such a coincidence. Whatever happens, know that Jesus will protect you and there isn't a single Lisbon that would want you anyway. Praise God!

[BibleReader2231]

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Brother Larry. I fear that you may have indeed found her. However, I have to stand with my father on this one and for my own well being. Pray for her. And if you do see her, try your hardest to turn her straight. This may all just be a coincidence, however. And I don’t like anyone who calls me “Max”. I’m a lady and want to be called by my full name.

[BrotherLarry]

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Max,


I promise to give as much effort to turning her into a normal woman as I give to every homer I come across. You have my word as a straight man.


In fervent prayer,
BrotherLarry

[BibleReader2231]

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<sigh>. Good luck Brother Larry and god bless you. Also, since you are a godly man I will accept that you call me little Max. �� But I am thinking now. You went to San Francisco or whatever last summer and this lady said she had plans to visit me for thanksgiving? Me and Pa just spent thanksgiving alone watching football while I cooked for him and his friends from his work. I’m even more confused now and should probably pray on this....

[DolliMoans]

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I wish I had the money to hire a Christian P.I

Don't spread it around -- but I think I know someone who can help.

We've hired Christian detectives to investigate her disappearance, using a stipend from Mr. Moans memorial fund. Inspector Gozer T. Litschspittleoncuddy D.C. of Illinois P.D. found traces of unidentified black fabric in the closet, and high volumes of trionol in the gurney drip. This is what he suspects was used to sedate my mom at some point. As to how she got out, he has no idea.

Inspector Litschspittleoncuddy is brilliant, and he won't charge a cent. "Doing the Lawrd's werk" is payment enough in his own words. Praise!

[BibleReader2231]

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If anyone knows the whereabouts of my aunt Robinette then that would be greatly appreciated. If she is indeed now a Hillary supportin lesbo then I HAVE to tell her what her fate will be when she dies a possibly horrible death due to her bad lifestyle choices.

I am posting a video here of when she and her ex husband were trying to work out their marriage differences on Jerry Springer. She’s the lady in red just for reference to know what she looks like.

It’s imperative to watch all of the video to know what she used to be like. I forgot how unfaithful she was by not cooking over a stove all day.

[Dennis Lukes]

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If anyone knows the whereabouts of my aunt Robinette then that would be greatly appreciated. If she is indeed now a Hillary supportin lesbo then I HAVE to tell her what her fate will be when she dies a possibly horrible death due to her bad lifestyle choices.

Fortunately, this monstrous woman has never set foot inside my motel. I never would've forgotten such an encounter. The name of my establishment DOES tend to keep away the sinners (i.e. liberals, sodomites, atheists, etc.) who refuse to walk in the Lord's light.


However, I can help a little bit by directing you to the Lord and His works. Job 40:15 "Behold now behemoth, which I made with thee; he eateth grass as an ox." In addition to her other sins, she may have gone over to the vegan lifestyle. I would recommend you canvass local co-ops, farmers markets, and pastures for any traces of this witch, that you may witness to her.

I am posting a video here of when she and her ex husband were trying to work out their marriage differences on Jerry Springer. She’s the lady in red just for reference to know what she looks like.

I can definitely see the family resemblance.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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If anyone knows the whereabouts of my aunt Robinette then that would be greatly appreciated. If she is indeed now a Hillary supportin lesbo then I HAVE to tell her what her fate will be when she dies a possibly horrible death due to her bad lifestyle choices.

This woman is obviously a lost soul and I would simply shun her. It saves time that could be better dedicated to Our Lord, and enables you to concentrate on your own salvation.


Brother Dennis is right about the family resemblance. It must be so distressing for both of you.

[BibleReader2231]

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The family resemblance is there I admit physically but that’s where it begins and ends. I choose not to go down her path and live a Christian life like how God wants me to in order to be saved. I am furious at my aunt for disgracing my family’s name but most livid about the fact that she is disgracing God. Apparently she’s been this way for a while because if you hear closely in the video, she had to be pointed out that she never cooked a meal every day for my step uncle.

[BrotherLarry]

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Unfortunately, Max, most lisbons I know started out much like you, denying their interest in things gaywise and trying to use faux religiosity to cover up their true feelings. It's ok to come out and admit that the family has a few dark threads sewn into the tapestries of your lives. Jesus understands.


He understands.


Jean, Robinette, and now apparently you may have been infected with a Lisbon virus that emanates from the Isle of Lesbos and was brought here by Greek explorers in the 1970s. Great news: there is a CURE and it's as simple as uttering the Name of Jesus - that Great, Powerful, and Holy Name, the Name above all other Names. Hallelujah!


Please don't try to run out and enjoy one more munch of the carpet before turning your life fully over to God. We aren't promised the next moment, you know. I am rejoicing that you will soon come to know the fullness of the Lord's indwelling. Your heart, now black and cold, will become light and compassionate for other sinners.


Truly we serve a great God.