The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

[Elmer G. White]

Urgent Release from The Landover University Creation Science Team

By using the most sophisticated methods, our Creation Science Team has interviewed all True Christians™ of voting age residing in our Godly Community. The aim was to get a comprehensive picture of the opinions of the electorate. To gain the maximum benefit from this difficult and time-consuming study, we conducted a non-anonymous poll, the results of which have been delivered to Pastor Ezekiel Flint to help him chastise Church members, whose understanding is deficient and who have to be told how to vote. These people were mostly women and some senior citizens, as well as rebellious subhuman female youth.

We only included official presidential candidates, the future winner of the election, President Donald Trump, Mr. Biden, who will lose, and Mr. Kanye West who will split the Hamite vote to our benefit. However, we wanted to make this an open poll to give Pastor Fling Flint more insight into the deepest secrets of His congregation. Unsurprisingly, some women and senior citizens seemed unable to grasp the concept of an "official candidate". Hence, also some other people were mentioned and reported in the poll results. The first results (%) are as follows (also in pictorial format for easy viewing):



The total number of respondents was 1427, 636 True Christian™ men and 791 TC™ females. With advanced statistical methods, we split the results by the gender of the electorate (there are only two sexes). In the image below, we can see the women's bar on the left and the Godly men's on the right, as follows:


An unbiased assessment of the results with Biblical correlations

• Things are not as bad as they seem. This is the first poll that shows President Trump leading, which is a good indicator that any previous poll is fake news and should be disregarded.
• Kanye West is the rising star of the GOP values. We should cherish his progressive ideas about prohibiting abortion, etc., but also pray that his melanin-challenged phenotype change into something respectable. The overwhelmingly male vote for Mr. West does raise sodomistic suspicions that Pastor Flint's Filipino houseboys are going to investigate. Pictures have been taken and the files saved behind the strongest of passwords.
• It is totally OK to promote Mr. Putin, but the electorate should understand that he is not a candidate. Based on our non-anonymous poll, we know that it was mostly women approaching menopause that are his supporters. Pastor Flint with deal with that.
• Miss Alejandra Larguez, once the wannabe usurper of our Mayor Elections, makes a startling appearance in the polls. Her supporters are mostly uppity young females. Their fathers and other male relatives have been alerted. Suitable countermeasures are being applied. Only one man (we know who it is and there is no need to mention the word "F**** Machine" here) supported her. Pastor Flint has promised to deal with that issue personally.

Ecclesiastes 7:26
And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

• The 11 people who supported Mr. Biden are at this very moment being questioned about their connections with Sweden and the Vatican. Pastor Flint will not tolerate traitors among us.

2 Timothy 3:4
Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

• It is inconceivable why some people mentioned Mrs. Clinton. We do acknowledge that her "supporters" were dowager True Christians™ approaching the mature age of a century. Their votes will be cast by proxy, and there is no need to be alarmed about this. The same goes for the uppity young females supporting Larguez: they will no longer be included in the polls and their fathers will teach them about proper voting conduct.

Exodus 4:2
And the LORD said unto him, What is that in thine hand? And he said, A rod.

• Who would not support Mr. Reagan's return to the Presidential Office if we didn't Have President Trump!? No-one. However. it has come to our attention that Mr. Reagan is already in Heaven with Jesus. The senior citizens who failed to grasp this will receive our thought and prayers and their sedation will be re-evaluated on a weekly basis.

Conclusions
Things are looking bright and beautiful regarding President Trump's re-election once the problems with uppity females and demented retards will be taken care of. And they will.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[WWJDnow]

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This is proof positive that the so-called scientific polls conducted by the liberals at Fox News are fake.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Only one man (we know who it is and there is no need to mention the word "F**** Machine" here) supported her. Pastor Flint has promised to deal with that issue personally.

Now that is the single most surprising thing I've heard this week, although of course it is only Monday morning. I really thought that young man's interests lay, er, "elsewhere".

Conclusions
Things are looking bright and beautiful regarding President Trump's re-election once the problems with uppity females and demented retards will be taken care of. And they will.

[Phil Ander]

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I'm not particularly proud of the court ordered community service obligation imposed upon me. It was a democrat sponsored judge who made this totally unfair ruling. However I am doing my service in an aged care home. Will be helping the residents fill in the mail in ballots. I wouldn't be surprised if 100% of the living ( and some of the recently passed) residents at The Mercy Seat Aged Care Facility cast their vote for DJT.

Phillip Ander


Proud member and co-founder of the Milwaukee Mission for Trump Reelection.

[Alejandra Larguez]

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Well there is no surprise that I am the leader of the opposition in Freehold. Biden is just another white old male, and Bernie dropped the race (again).

I am here, I am strong, I am powerful. I will make this country a place for every color, every gender, every age, every IQ. And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.

[MitzaLizalor]

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every age

Are you suggesting that certain age groups currently do not reside in the US of A? Let's "unpack" that: take 44- to 51-year-olds say. What happens on their 44th birthday? Do they teleport to Venus for seven years? I suppose if you have a teleport machine a refrigerated bubble would be no problem. What about 92-year-olds? Apparently around that age one's life expectancy increases due to most people who get to 80 don't make 90 or even 85 but once you're through the first year of your tenth decade an eleventh is much more likely. Everyone who gets to 100 was 90 sometime but if you say (for instance [my 2nd example]) that America is not a place for 92- to 99-year-olds then no-one who is 105 was ever 94!

I hope this isn't too confusing for you. I'll explain it in cheese. If the USA were a triangular wedge of cheese it would be all cheese. A nation devoid of certain age groups would have holes, like that Swiss stuff that tastes like rubber. Sort of moth-eaten looking. Since you want to "turn this around" i.e. make it a home for ALL ages, you MUST think that there are voids across the whole demographic range?

See how easy that was?

But it isn't. There is no teleportation to Venus, no molten lava bubble refrigeration (on Venus, I assume you subscribe to Venusian volcano theories) to reflect the Swiss cheese demographic here and so on. Perhaps you hadn't thought this through or maybe you're influenced by Jainist flimflam?

In any event, a similar critique would apply to your other policies which, if adjusted, would more respectable support.

In Jesus,

Mitza.

[Alejandra Larguez]

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Are you suggesting that certain age groups currently do not reside in the US of A? Let's "unpack" that: take 44- to 51-year-olds say. What happens on their 44th birthday? Do they teleport to Venus for seven years? I suppose if you have a teleport machine a refrigerated bubble would be no problem. What about 92-year-olds? Apparently around that age one's life expectancy increases due to most people who get to 80 don't make 90 or even 85 but once you're through the first year of your tenth decade an eleventh is much more likely. Everyone who gets to 100 was 90 sometime but if you say (for instance [my 2nd example]) that America is not a place for 92- to 99-year-olds then no-one who is 105 was ever 94!

No, I am suggesting that old people, specially old poor people, are swept under the carpet, with other people considered "undesirable" by the system. People of color, diverse genders, and so on and so forth. Because I am the voice of the people who do not have a voice. The inmigrants, the poor, the DC Comics filmmakers, all the groups that have been left behind by the mainstream.


And we are a lot. We are coming for you.

[Dennis Lukes]

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We are coming for you.

Making violent threats is a crime. Come for me and I'll stand my ground.

God is dead! Satan lives! The year is One. Hail Satan!

Remember that in 2016, Hillary Clinton couldn't stump the Trump even with the Deep State, Epstein's✡ Ninth Circle, Weinstein's✡ Hollywood, Soros's✡ Illuminati, radical Marxist Bernie Sanders✡, and all the demons of Hell working for her campaign. At this rate, most of Biden's supporters will be in jail for rioting. Jesus wants Trump in office, and Jesus gets what Jesus wants.

[Elmer G. White]

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Well there is no surprise that I am the leader of the opposition in Freehold. Biden is just another white old male, and Bernie dropped the race (again).

I am here, I am strong, I am powerful. I will make this country a place for every color, every gender, every age, every IQ. And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.

Proverbs 9:13
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.

Dear Miss Larguez,

Once again, the Bible reigns supreme. You really need an education, don't you?
1. You are not an official candidate. Your support is irrelevant and will be dealth with.
2. If you were an official candidate - anything can happen during these Satan-infested times - your contribution would be to split the nasty liberal vote giving President Trump an even yuger victory.

... And every religion, too, but one, if they get to bitchy.

3. We know based on the Bible that they're hellbound, but what is your justification to talk about Mormons in such harassing manner? Have you so soon betrayed your SJW ideals?



Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Because I am the voice of the people who do not have a voice. The inmigrants, the poor, the DC Comics filmmakers, all the groups that have been left behind by the mainstream.

Mrs. Larquez--You are quite confused. We here at Landover Baptist do not sort people by age, ethnicity and origin. We sort them by their sin.

In you case, you do not seem to be married or have children. Further, I don't sense that is you goal in life. Instead, your goal seems to be to help immigrants and poor people. These lower classes are prone to sin. Lots of homers come from poor backgrounds.

If I may make a suggestion, leave politics to men and start now living a sin-free life. Eternity is a long time to suffer.

[Alvin Moss]

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This Ms. Marquez is certainly a mouthy woman and I doubt she will take the Mayor's advice about leaving politics to men, who are much better suited to deal with these issues. Forbes Magazine says that 60% of Democrats are women like her. If it wasn't for rude, smartass women there wouldn't be a Democrat Party. I don't see why we can't ban this Marquez woman from Freehold. How did she ever get in anyway- is she someone's maid?

[MitzaLizalor]

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Originally Posted by Alejandra Larguez
..we are a lot. We are ..et cetera

Are you suggesting the disenfranchised are actually the majority?

[Prayer Warrior]

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https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?two_year_transaction_period=2020&min_date=01%2F01%2F2019&max_date=12%2F31%2F2020

There's a website to see what political donations individuals have made and to whom. I am personally not patronizing any businesses or associating with those who donated to the Sanders or Obama or Biden or Hillary campaign (barring strong evidence that they have since converted and realized the error of their ways).

[MitzaLizalor]

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It's not often you see words like Sanders, Hillary and evidence, all together, in the same sentence; I'm pretty sure they use this, or a similar, product when evidence is unleashed!

[Elmer G. White]

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UPDATE 15 August 2020

Due to recent developments, the Survey Team decided after quite a lot of Prayer to screen once again the electorate to unravel if the opinions of the public have been corrected by the interventions of the Church Leaders. In addition, a new candidate emerged recently, and we are sorry to announce that it is Mrs. Kamala Harris. Similar to the initial poll, this was an open poll and the respondents bear personal responsibility before the Church Council (and Jesus) of their opinions and thoughts. The Bible tells us that contemplating a crime equals that same crime.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

The Survey Team gently reminds the electorate that to consider voting an unsuitable candidate is as bad as the actual act of voting and will result in many consequences. But, without further ado, here are the results of the latest poll.



As we can see:

• The lead of our Godly President Trump is diminishing and harsh measures will be taken to reverse this trend.
• Mr. West and Miss Larguez are also losing votes.
• Unfortunately, it is the new candidate, Mrs. Harris, who seems to be rising in points. This is what we call the "sheep effect". Once some unreliable media stars to hype a candidate, the sheep jump on the wagon.
• In fact, they are not sheep but goats (Matthew 25:33).
• Don't be a goat.
• The polarities of Mr. Putin and Mr. Reagan remain steadfast. Please be reminded that they are not actual candidates in the forthcoming election.

Here are the results divided into the categories of Godly men and more or less stupid women:



There are many alarming items here. It is the Godly men who are supporting Mrs. Harris. It is thus clear the message of President Trump of her being a nasty female has not yet reached the less literate voters of our community. In addition, there are only men who'd still vote for Mrs. Clinton. Please be reminded that these are sodomistic opinions that will not be taken lightly when tithing tables are being designed for the next month.

Pastor Zeke has kindly reminded the Survey Team that his houseboys will be - as always - conducting searches of private homes and computers to gather and discard all campaign material of the false candidates.

The Team will post its next update once Jesus answers our Prayers about the next suitable date for a Poll.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer