[Prayer Warrior]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

There are many alarming items here. It is the Godly men who are supporting Mrs. Harris. It is thus clear the message of President Trump of her being a nasty female has not yet reached the less literate voters of our community. In addition, there are only men who'd still vote for Mrs. Clinton. Please be reminded that these are sodomistic opinions that will not be taken lightly when tithing tables are being designed for the next month.

This is most disturbing. Don't they know that Mrs. Harris dropped out to actually be democrat nominee for President in December of last year? She couldn't even make it to Iowa without sleepy Joe handpicking her. https://www.npr.org/2019/12/03/78444...sidential-race

I notice the first image the bar for Mrs. Harris is blue. Is it possible someone is tampering with the poll results here? Did someone mixup men and women votes by mistake in the detailed breakdown? I'd expect this sort of tomfoolery from foolish women thinking they "need a woman President" but not Godly men.

I'm glad you used this portrait for our fearless leader. Here's an enlarged version.





With his beautifully flowing mane, how could anyone not be ready for another four years of a Donald Trump presidency?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

I notice the first image the bar for Mrs. Harris is blue. Is it possible someone is tampering with the poll results here? Did someone mixup men and women votes by mistake in the detailed breakdown? I'd expect this sort of tomfoolery from foolish women thinking they "need a woman President" but not Godly men.

Dearest Brother in Christ,

There are many alarming aspects of this Poll but, fortunately, the color scheme of the first image is not among them. We have there the combined poll of Godly men and the silly women and the color scheme is political. Red depicts the candidates who couch for Godly Republican values. While the threats remain, we of the Survey Team are convinced that the red déluge of GOP voters will drown the blue, shivering and whining democrat electrorate come November! Praise God!



Exodus 15:4
Pharaoh's chariots and his host hath he cast into the sea: his chosen captains also are drowned in the Red sea.

Verily, it is going to be an ocean of Red States!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

I've noticed that Miss Larguez does not appear to be wearing makeup. Does that mean she's a communist?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

SEPTEMBER UPDATE

We have a new candidate, who is receiving alarmingly lots of support. Brock Pierce, the former ice hockey player of the "Mighty Ducks" team and a movie star is joining the race together with the expected winner, President Donald Trump, and the expectedc loser, the Biden guy. Among the True Christian™ population Mr. Pierce's entry into the presidential race has not gone unnoticed, and he is gathering unexpectedly large support among the Godly True Christian™ men. There are even some uneducated women who have announced their support to him. This is not good.


As we can see in the graph above, Mr. Trump is no longer the clear #1 candidate. Many of his former supporters are now gathering behind Mr. Pierce (on the far right of the graph). We kindly remind the electorate that this is an open poll and that the Landover Baptist Militia will question each and every one of those who changed their vote during the past month with repercussions. The picture that is emerging is even more inexplicable when looking at the trends based on the sex of the voters (only two sexes as we well know).


As we can see, it is the God-fearing middle-aged men who are turning to Mr. Pierce. Pastor Zeke has released a statement about this, as follows:

Based on the radiant and unblemished image of Mr. Pierce as seen in his official photograph (on the far right of the graph), I am willing to support changing the VP nomination and taking on young Brock as the running mate for the Donald. However, let us keep in mind that the impossible case of President Trump losing the election would be so disastrous on our Church and me that the VP nomination is all that we can offer at the moment. Please kindle the Flint Mansion fireplace with the papers in the safe as the evenings are getting cooler".

The Polling team would also like to remind the True Christian™ men that the official photograph of Mr. Pierce is from the 1990's and he is past his youthful looks. AND the verse below will no longer be misused to support his campaign.

Isaiah 11:6
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.

Let's continue to MAGA with President Trump!



That is all for now. Yours in Christ,


Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

SEPTEMBER UPDATE
We have a new candidate, who is receiving alarmingly lots of support. Brock Pierce, the former ice hockey player of the "Mighty Ducks" team and a movie star is joining the race together with the expected winner, President Donald Trump, and the expectedc loser, the Biden guy. Among the True Christian™ population Mr. Pierce's entry into the presidential race has not gone unnoticed, and he is gathering unexpectedly large support among the Godly True Christian™ men.
Elmer

That is a concern, Brother White. President Trump has taught people billionaires make great Presidents. Along comes this bitcoin billionaire to take advantage.

In the end, I think we will see anyone with a background in Hollywood taken down by God.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

In the end, I think we will see anyone with a background in Hollywood taken down by God.

I suspect God is already dealing with that. Let's face it, young Master Pierce's campaign won't be helped by the fact that he looks like a cross between Macaulay Culkin and William H. Macy.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

THIS IS THE FINAL POLL BEFORE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S VICTORY!

Only a few weeks remain until the Big Day when America will be made Great Again, again. For this final and most informative poll the Landover University Creation Science Team has fine-tuned its methods to be as perfect as God's fine-tuning of the universe. Once again, this is an open poll that includes all significant members of the Landover Baptist Church True Christian™ Community. Hence, N=1 and the respondent is known to us as "E.F., pastor extraordinaire". The response rate was 100% and the confidence level for him equally high, 100%. This new method was brought to us by Jesus through His best-selling autobiography, the King James Bible!

Proverbs 1:5
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

One wise man and His counsel! The results of this Wise Counsel can be seen below!


As we can see, our own President Trump leads by 100 points. West, Putin, Larguez, Hellary, the Kamala Woman, Reagan, Un and Pierce will lose by a landslide. Biden will just disappear as rapidly as the Covid plague has disappeared. Due to the demographics of this new polling method, we have no separate data for females and thus no other diagram is presented or needed. It's looking mighty good for the re-election based on these data. The respondent, who is called "E.F., Pastor extraordinaire" commented that his "choice for the vice president or at least a new houseboy is obviously Brock Pierce".

This concludes the pre-election polling of Landover University. The Creation Science Team recommends voting by proxy, and as established here, a suitable candidate to advice you in your crucial decision is available at the "E.F. residence".


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

THIS IS THE FINAL POLL BEFORE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S VICTORY!

Proverbs 1:5
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

This concludes the pre-election polling of Landover University. The Creation Science Team recommends voting by proxy, and as established here, a suitable candidate to advice you in your crucial decision is available at the "E.F. residence".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer

Thank you for that, Professor White. It is so reassuring to learn the President will win in a landslide. The press is piling on the bad news and that can give the impression there is doubt.

I hope everyone can join in for a Freehold Trump victory party election night. Maybe I can pull some strings and get a call-in from the President himself. He is coming to the Des Moines airport for a rally in a couple of days and I'll pull one of his staff off to the side and make arrangements.

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

What went wrong here? I thought Trump was supposed to get 100% of the vote. Surely our church goers are representative of the population at large?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

What went wrong here? I thought Trump was supposed to get 100% of the vote. Surely our church goers are representative of the population at large?

Ephesians 5:32
This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.

The absentee ballots of our community, and there are still more than a doublescore of them, are still being processed as we stopped the count some days ago based on presidential orders. Once we have a 100% result, the Truth and Light Newspaper can call the election. We're also thinking and praying on this to get a more reliable result. We are using the sophisticated tools of standards and deviations, the confidence level, saving the residuals and imputating missing values. It seems that we saw some dead people who voted, there were female ballots, and things that should have been remembered were lost. Even false prophets were involved. By October 2022 we'll know when we can give another estimate of the timetable required to process all data.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The True Christian™ Presidential Election Poll Tracker 2020

What went wrong here? I thought Trump was supposed to get 100% of the vote. Surely our church goers are representative of the population at large?

Haven't you heard the President talk of the corruption in this election? We've talked about it plenty on this very site.