I am throwing my hat into the ring

[Roper Crossburn]

Good afternoon, folks. I have an announcement to make.



I, Silas Lee "Roper" Crossburn of Freehold, Iowa, aged 63 years, do hereby declare that I am running for President of the United States and will be seeking the Republican nomination in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Four.

Stay tuned. There's much more to come.

[Philemon]

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Good afternoon, folks. I have an announcement to make.

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I, Silas Lee "Roper" Crossburn of Freehold, Iowa, aged 63 years, do hereby declare that I am running for President of the United States and will be seeking the Republican nomination in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Four.

Stay tuned. There's much more to come.

I endorse! (maybe)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring

Stay tuned. There's much more to come.

I'm looking for a candidate that will talk plain. Somebody to tell the lazy unemployed people to get a job. GET. A. JOB. It's time to wake up and smell the make the coffee, 2 sugars no milk thanks.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring

Any update on your campaign, Brother Roper? We are all thrilled at the prospect of a True Christian and a fabulously talented artist such as yourself gunning for the Oval Office.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring

gunning for the Oval Office.

Literally, I hope. When's the last time we had an open-carrying presidential candidate? Jesus would certainly approve (Luke 11:21, Luke 22:36)

[Roper Crossburn]

Re: I am throwing my hat into the ring

I don't remember posting this.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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I don't remember posting this.

Praise Jesus! A miraculous post.

[Dennis Lukes]

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I don't remember posting this.

Just think, Roper. When you win the Republican nomination in a landslide, you'll have Secret Service (SS) agents protecting you instead of hauling you in for questioning. Damn Obama.

[Cranky Old Man]

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aged 63 years

Aren't you way to young to run for president?