Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

[Didymus Much]

1) Jughead© Anthology, Sept. 1977, the last book Donnie actually read

2) A complete set of every Penthouse Letters ever issued (he had Ivana read them all into a tape recorder)

3) The upside-down Bible from St. John's Church

4) There is no #4.

Or #5. I'm just too tired of this whole shitshow to even make jokes anymore, even if (as a Canadian) I'm not as affected as many others here.


Mitch McConnell, YOU ARE PATHETIC. Pence handed you the knife in the yard after you said DJT should be shivved, and you tossed it away.


The guy who directly imperiled your own safety (while trying to save his own ass)? You've just allowed him to do whatever the f&&& he wants for the next week. You won't be any safer tho. Someone will think you poked the bear. And in a way, you did. Every day for the last four years.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

This is a dangerous precedent - a major erosion of norms. We must stop this slippery slope now.

Diddy being able to post new threads?


I vote to ban.

[handmaiden]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

I am sure there will be many things in the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. . . Many, many things. . .The best things. . . (do they have to be books?)

[realDonaldTrump (Quarantined)]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

This is a dangerous precedent - a major erosion of norms. We must stop this slippery slope now.

Diddy being able to post new threads?

I vote to ban.

I DISPUTE that. Diddly (as I call him) is a fine person who Is standing up to Zeke's socialist Thugs. And I am NOT a dangerous President (nor a terrible one like PENSE said).

[Cranky Old Man]

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The upside-down Bible from St. John's Church

Misleading! I am certain Donald Trump, being a very successful businessman, has no problem reading text then upside down.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

Shame on you for mocking our President. You canucks are so jealous. You could only dream of a manly president instead of the limp wristed charade you have. Even his father, Mick Jagger is ashamed of your PM.

When the time comes, and it won't be for another 4 years, the books I expect to see in The Presidential Library are
1. The Art of the Deal - DJ Trump
2. King James Bible - God
3. The Art of War - Sun Tzu
4. American Psycho - Bret Easton Ellis
5. The Cain Mutiny - Herman Wouk
6. Death of a Salesman - Arthur Miller
7. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
8. The Loved One - Evelyn Waugh
9. The Quiet American - Graham Greene
10. Being There - Jerry Kosinski


There will be plenty of others as well.

[Didymus Much]

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...There will be plenty of others as well.

You're right. I forgot "Mein Kampf".

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

7. Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
8. The Loved One - Evelyn Waugh
9. The Quiet American - Graham Greene

Three British authors - and two of them women? The only thing in their favor is that they're all long-dead.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

You're right. I forgot "Mein Kampf".

Donald absolutely loves America, the Jews, Russia, and meat, and he hates art, cheap suits, and mustaches. What could he possibly have in common with Hitler?

[Jim Farmer]

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Three British authors - and two of them women? The only thing in their favor is that they're all long-dead.

Only one woman. And one trans-vesticism. That Evelyn has a girl's name, but pretends to be a man. Arthur Evelyn St. John Waugh.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

That Evelyn has a girl's name, but pretends to be a man. Arthur Evelyn St. John Waugh.

Oh my goodness - Arthur? No wonder she was confused! That's as bad as the Mexicans calling boys José María. The French, of course, go one worse with Jean Marie.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Top 10 Possible Contents of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library (#4 will SHOCK you!)

It is clear that this thread was started by a slimy atheist but regardless, it is our duty to fill this library with high-quality literature. Here are some examples of what the nation craves and needs:





However, why hasn't anyone thought about the children? It is of pivotal importance to provide the library with books for future voters. In just four years, flocks of young men come of voting age and we have to prepare them for the correct vote. We need books suitable for the young generation and targeted at the potential GOP/Trump voter: not too educated, strictly heterosexual with regards to their attention span. I suggest some oeuvres as follows:







And for the rising stars of the GOP!



We do need education but not any kind of education. We need to teach True Facts™ to our kids, and this future library can help us attain that Godly Goal for Jesus! Simple but Spiritually strong books for the future patriots!

Ecclesiastes 12:12
And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Phil Ander]

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Three British authors - and two of them women?

I'm not into gender bias, so to redress the 66% female allocation I'll add "The Mill on The Floss" by George Eliott. Brings it down to 50-50.