[Isabella White]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Uncle Rutherford, congratulations! I've always been a little skeptical of ex-Negroes like you, but, if President Trump wants your advice, I'd say that you have now been officially recognized as 100% white, just like Ben Carson, and I will not contradict it. Truly there is nothing the Lord cannot do!

I am sure that dear President Trump is very careful when it comes to selecting persons he can trust. Our Mr. Rutherford has shown himself to be very trustworthy, and conscientious of his duties, here at ; and, I have no doubt that this has helped to influence President Trump's decision.

Mind you, considering the way so many members of the President's "inner circle" are betraying him, it is little wonder that Mr. Rutherford was selected. Why, just this morning, I had read something about how even President Trump's most trusted advisor — Kellyanne Conway — is being disloyal by means of writing a book, and revealing private conversations, such as this:

Donald Trump considered dropping out of the 2016 presidential race amid fallout from the infamous Access Hollywood tape where he can be heard boasting about getting to 'grab [women] by the p***y,' a new book excerpt from Kellyanne Conway revealed on Sunday.

Then-candidate Trump was apparently worried the Republican Party 'could force him off the ticket or hold a vote to expel him' over the embarrassing tape, leaked roughly a month before Election Day.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ay-claims.html

Considering this sort of travesty, it is only fitting that President Trump should seek the trusted advice of our very own Mr. Rutherford!

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Considering this sort of travesty, it is only fitting that President Trump should seek the trusted advice of our very own Mr. Rutherford!

Amen, Rutherford has a wide range of skills valuable here. Pipe cleaning, lawn care, auto maintenance, knob polishing, cement mixing, ditch digging, hole filling, and so on and so forth. It's no wonder they came straight to him for advice. I only hope the boy can help.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: Donald Trump Jr emailed me saying his father NEEDS me.

Amen, Rutherford has a wide range of skills valuable here. Pipe cleaning, lawn care, auto maintenance, knob polishing, cement mixing, ditch digging, hole filling, and so on and so forth. It's no wonder they came straight to him for advice. I only hope the boy can help.

I have to say, I will try my best like every other maintenance job I do for LBC. Why, word of my hard work must have spread far and wide because I have just received an URGENT email from Sarah Palin herself telling me how I am one of President Donald Trump’s STAUNCHEST supporters and to send at least 45 dollars IMMEDIATELY so that I can win the chance to have an autographed MAGA hat. Needless to say, I heeded the call of importance in this matter. She was nice enough to have the automatic daily withdrawal from my bank account already checked for me when I filled everything out.