[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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If you read Sister Betty Bower's blog, you know that John McCain and Sarah Palin have their faults. Regardless, I will vote for them in November for two reasons: (1) They're Republican. God's Own Party. There's no way I'm voting Satanist (democrat) or Communist (independent). That's just national suicide. (2) John McCain is supported by John Hagee and Rod Parsley, not to mention every True Christian™ on this board. If he's good enough for them, he's good enough for me.

[Jean Poole]

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Vayhr, you are not a TC. Miss Maisie is. Therefore, she has every right to rebuke you. If you were a TC, you could of course, do whatever you wished to her.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Vayhr, you are not a TC. Miss Maisie is. Therefore, she has every right to rebuke you. If you were a TC, you could of course, do whatever you wished to her.

Ah, but I am a True Christian™. I live in Freehold and attend LBU. They don't give me the title (which is meaningless) because this is a public forum and they want to portray a unified front. I am willing to express my own opinions which, for the most part, are the Truest to the spirit of the Holy Bible KJV 1611. I understand you haven't been here long. Freehold isn't as "perfect" as they'd have you believe. Plenty of fornication, drug use, sass talk, etc. just like any other community. Even the Amish have so-called "troublemakers" amongst them.

And that Maisie chick doesn't even live here. She's in some backwards landfill in nowhere Louisiana. Probably chumming it up with Old Rotten Crotch as we speak. You really think she's waiting for some soldier in Iraq? You know how they do it in the hill country. She's probably screwing all her cousins and uncles.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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You know how they do it in the hill country. She's probably screwing all her cousins and uncles.

I resent that! I've lived in West Virginia my entire life and I'm still a virgin! I have never had any such unnatural desires. It is strictly forbidden (Leviticus 20:11-23).

[Miss Maisie]

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And that Maisie chick doesn't even live here. She's in some backwards landfill in nowhere Louisiana. Probably chumming it up with Old Rotten Crotch as we speak. You really think she's waiting for some soldier in Iraq? You know how they do it in the hill country. She's probably screwing all her cousins and uncles.

Why, how dare you! I ain't unfaithful to my man in Iraq and as for your other suggestion, sir, there ain't no way I would come within ten miles of Madame Iron Crotch. Her smell is enough even in the distance.

[Don Bozo el Guapo]

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Why, how dare you! I ain't unfaithful to my man in Iraq and as for your other suggestion, sir, there ain't no way I would come within ten miles of Madame Iron Crotch. Her smell is enough even in the distance.

Ware you been mon cherie?Waz a swee luzianna belle lak you STILL doon a plaz lak dis? Come on down and suffer the heat like whosit in Irak.Muy simpatico chica.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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I resent that! I've lived in West Virginia my entire life and I'm still a virgin! I have never had any such unnatural desires. It is strictly forbidden (Leviticus 20:11-23).

Having sex with female cousins is perfectly acceptable under the condition that you marry them.

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Miss Maisie I believe this is the source of Gayhr's problem. Nothing else explains his treatment of a fine Southern Belle.

Undoubtedly an artifact of his father leaving him at an early age, I imagine that Herr Doktor can expand on this.

Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive emotionality and attention-seeking, including an excessive need for approval and inappropriate seductiveness, usually beginning in early adulthood.
The essential feature of histrionic personality disorder is an excessive pattern of emotionality and attention-seeking behavior. These individuals are lively, dramatic, enthusiastic, and flirtatious. They may be inappropriately sexually provocative, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and be easily influenced by others.

Why, how dare you! I ain't unfaithful to my man in Iraq and as for your other suggestion, sir, there ain't no way I would come within ten miles of Madame Iron Crotch. Her smell is enough even in the distance.

YIC,
Sayved

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Thats a calculator not a computer, adding things is just a very small part of what a computer does.

A computer is nothing more than a sped-up mechanical abacus.

All it does is process numbers; technically, it function as switches and only processes two states, on and off, represented as 0 and 1.

Exponentially increased complexity and number and speed of switchings has led to the modern computer.

There's nothing unnatural about it.

[Brother Temperance]

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Boy,

Good to see you back. We all figured you were too busy playing drop the soap at Friley Hall to post anymore.

I know we can count on your vote in November.

I didn't think minors were allowed to vote?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Unfortunately he is only mentally a minor. In this Godly country if you are over 18 years you are allowed to vote.

Here in Iowa we are also voting on taking the word "idiot" out of our state constitution when describing who is and is not eligible to vote. In his case this really does apply so I will vote NO.

YIC,
Sayved

I didn't think minors were allowed to vote?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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I didn't think minors were allowed to vote?

You wouldn't be making snide comments if you lived here in Freehold you inbreed, thick skulled, knuckle dragging, polack jew. I'd break all 400,00 bones in that over sized hooked nose of yours. Or maybe I'd cut it off and use it as a fishing hook.

[Bitch]

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This thread was pretty with it's variety of text sizes and colors. Other than that I really didn't read anything and have no idea what it is about.

[Sister Noddy]

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This thread was pretty with it's variety of text sizes and colors. Other than that I really didn't read anything and have no idea what it is about.

Jesus will be disappointed that you haven't been paying attention. What are you, some kind of a dumb bunny?

[Bitch]

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Jesus will be disappointed that you haven't been paying attention. What are you, some kind of a dumb bunny?

How is lack of attention connected to low intelligence?