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  • HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

    I step away for a short while to focus on my education at LBU and I return to these forums to see you all SPITTING IN THE FACE OF BABY JESUS!!! FOR F*CK'S SAKE!!!

    Sarah Palin is a WOMAN!!!!

    Let me repeat what I just said: SARAH FUCKING PALIN IS A GOD DAMNED WOMAN!!!

    She bleeds and is UNCLEAN every month!!!

    Originally posted by Jesus
    Leviticus 15: 19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be UNCLEAN until the even.
    She is going to make the Oval Office, the Lincoln - let's face it, the ENTIRE WHITE HOUSE UNCLEAN. The ENTIRE FREAKING GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO BE UNCLEAN.

    And lets not remember that Jesus does not want any crotch bleeding tart having any authority over a man.

    Originally posted by Jesus
    1 Timothy 2: 11-12 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOMAN IS TO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER be elected into a position of power. God WILL NOT stand for it.

    Let's look at the qualities of a female leader or PRESIDENT if Jesus is so pissed off at John McCain that he kills his ashy old ass within 4 years time.

    1.) Self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11)
    2.) Silliness and a proneness to error (2 Timothy 3:6).
    3.) Deceitfulness (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26).
    4.) A zealous in promoter of superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23)
    5.) Actions that instigate iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26).
    6.) Easily deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14).

    John McCain has mocked Jesus!!!! That dried up, pale, snaked tongued old fart is going to BURN IN HELL for this travesty!!!! He has sullied the good name of the Republican Party.



    GOD IS GOING TO ELECT A BLACKIE PRESIDENT TO PUNISH US!!!!

    Are you apostates pleased with yourselves?

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    Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

    Am I to take it that you have some slight reservations over GOP's choice? I hope we can, nevertheless, rely upon your vote.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

      Originally posted by Gunnels
      Hahahaha.




      Right because the party of abortion, gay marriage, and higher taxes has any room to criticise anyone.
      http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by Brother J.H. View Post
        Right because the party of abortion, gay marriage, and higher taxes has any room to criticise anyone.

        The democrats are wish washers. Biden says he is for homo rights, but he is against fag marriage. WTF?!? Abortion is anti-nature. It's murder. Life is life. But Osambo promises lower taxes. McCain is going to tax healthcare which is supposed to raise taxes? I don't know. He's run a pretty shady campaign and I've lost all respect for him.

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        • #5
          Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

          Hello Vayghrrrgghhh.
          I hope you tidied up your bedroom before coing Online. I hate it when your Mother Phones me to complain

          Now, what was it you were saying about Sister Palin?

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
            Abortion is anti-nature. It's murder. Life is life.
            Computers aren't natural yet we use them. i mean even clothes aren't natural, why do you think Adam and Eve were naked!
            I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
              Computers aren't natural yet we use them. i mean even clothes aren't natural, why do you think Adam and Eve were naked!
              Clothes are natural – God was the very first tailor: Ge:3:21: Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

              For a computer, we have to look a little further:
              Ex:38:21: This is the sum of the tabernacle, even of the tabernacle of testimony, as it was counted, according to the commandment of Moses, for the service of the Levites, by the hand of Ithamar, son to Aaron the priest.
              This is summing – adding things up to get a True / False answer

              Now look at this:
              Le:25:29: And if a man sell a dwelling house in a walled city, then he may redeem it within a whole year after it is sold; within a full year may he redeem it.
              Le:25:30: And if it be not redeemed within the space of a full year, then the house that is in the walled city shall be established for ever to him that bought it throughout his generations: it shall not go out in the jubile.
              Le:25:31: But the houses of the villages which have no wall round about them shall be counted as the fields of the country: they may be redeemed, and they shall go out in the jubile.
              And here we see conditional summing - =IF(Houses<Walls,SUM(H:H’), TRUE,IF(WALL=0, JUBILE),IF(HOUSE=CITY, TRUE),JUBILE))

              I do not think there is a clearer example of the hint from God that Computers would be Godly.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                Thats a calculator not a computer, adding things is just a very small part of what a computer does.
                I'll Labour night and day to be a RABBIT!

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                  Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
                  Thats a calculator not a computer, adding things is just a very small part of what a computer does.
                  I agree that calculators add things up but they do not do conditional summing - at least, mine doesn't and it is the famous and Godly calculator, the Numbers26.v4.

                  Nu:26:4: Take the sum of the people, from twenty years old and upward; as the LORD commanded Moses and the children of Israel, which went forth out of the land of Egypt.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                    Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                    PALIN IS A GOD DAMNED WOMAN!!!

                    She bleeds and is UNCLEAN every month!!!
                    It's the choice of the Godly GOP, and even though Sister Palin is a woman, she is a Godly woman. And she wouldn't be president, McCain would.

                    Would you rather that a liebral nigra become president and lead this country to ruin?
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                    • #11
                      Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                      Boy,

                      Good to see you back. We all figured you were too busy playing drop the soap at Friley Hall to post anymore.

                      I know we can count on your vote in November.


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • #12
                        Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        Hello Vayghrrrgghhh.
                        I hope you tidied up your bedroom before coing Online. I hate it when your Mother Phones me to complain
                        What are you babbling about, woman? Have you been drinking again? Who is your AA buddy these days? They have really dropped the ball.

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                        • #13
                          Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                          Originally posted by Shalom brother View Post
                          Computers aren't natural yet we use them. i mean even clothes aren't natural, why do you think Adam and Eve were naked!
                          For the same reason the chicken came before the egg.

                          Of course computers are natural. They are the natural eventuality of the European intellect. A human being would have a hard time competing with lions, cheetahs, bears, etc. without our God given intellect and opposable thumb.

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                          • #14
                            Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                            Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
                            It's the choice of the Godly GOP, and even though Sister Palin is a woman, she is a Godly woman. And she wouldn't be president, McCain would.

                            Would you rather that a liebral nigra become president and lead this country to ruin?
                            As a woman you are just as easily deceived as that Canuck - yeah, I said it - Sarah Palin. Why don't you lie down, give your brain a rest and let the men folk deal with this, sweetie.

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                            • #15
                              Re: HAVE YOU ALL LOST YOUR MINDS!?!?!

                              Originally posted by Vayhr of the Warhost View Post
                              As a woman you are just as easily deceived as that Canuck - yeah, I said it - Sarah Palin. Why don't you lie down, give your brain a rest and let the men folk deal with this, sweetie.
                              Well it seems the menfolk done agree with me, sir. It ain't very Christian of you to insult Sister Palin as you do. Are you, or are you not, going to vote for McCain?
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