[George Carlin]

Re: Palin: Constitutional Gay Ban? YOU BETCHA!

Last I knew George Carlin was burning in hell.

I live on Earth yes.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sounds as though you'd like to be able to use "The Handmaid's Tale" as a history book instead of a work of fiction. <<shudder>>

You make that sound like a bad thing, OIC!

[George Carlin]

Re: Palin: Constitutional Gay Ban? YOU BETCHA!

America is a Christian country, God's favorite. He doesn't want sodomites or baby killers here, and neither do the rest of us normal people. No state should allow sin, which is why we want God's Holy Word to replace the outdated secular Constitution.

And why do you capitalize those sins?

Religion has no place in government, the United States was not formed under any religion; the majority of the founding fathers were not even christian. Only thing Christian about this nation is the majority of them who live here.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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It's too bad Sister Sarah Palin has to placate the liberal media by pandering to their liberal agenda and pulling her punches on how a McCain/Palin administration would REALLY deal with the gays. I, for one, have confidence that Sister Sarah will competently head up the Homersexural Extermination Project (HEP) in the McCain/Palin administration. Once we exterminate the homersexurals once and for all, they won't be able to recruit more young people to the homersexural deathstyle, and we'll be rid of homersexurality once and for all!!

I suggest that to make the process of rounding up and exterminating the homersexurals more enjoyable, we should create a musical score with some fabulous show tunes. Constructing those camps and building the incinerators would be so much more delightful if done with some Bob Fosse moves set to a catchy overture.

[George Carlin]

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It's too bad Sister Sarah Palin has to placate the liberal media by pandering to their liberal agenda and pulling her punches on how a McCain/Palin administration would REALLY deal with the gays. I, for one, have confidence that Sister Sarah will competently head up the Homersexural Extermination Project (HEP) in the McCain/Palin administration. Once we exterminate the homersexurals once and for all, they won't be able to recruit more young people to the homersexural deathstyle, and we'll be rid of homersexurality once and for all!!

I don't think anyone can rid the world of homosexuality without violating constitutional rights.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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You make that sound like a bad thing, OIC!

I would not want to live in the world Margaret Atwood describes in her novel. It's creepy.

[Nobar King]

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I don't think anyone can rid the world of homosexuality without violating constitutional rights.

You think too much, George. The constitution doesn't cover the world, it's only for us Americans.

We could easily rid the world of homosexuality if those homers would just keep it covered up and stop shoving it down our throats. If they didn't act so swishy you wouldn't know they were gay, and your children wouldn't be tempted to join with the emos or the drama queens.

Look at Iran. No homers there.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I don't think anyone can rid the world of homosexuality without violating constitutional rights.

You're not very bright, are you?

A Constitutional amendment changes Constitutional rights.

A Christian Theocracy would throw out the Constitution and replace it with God's Law.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Some people say that we shouldn't even be having this discussion. They say that what happens in the privacy of some queer couple's home is nobody else's business and if they were to get married it wouldn't effect straight couples whatsoever. They even go so far as to state that it is downright absurd: The equivalent of voting whether or not it's legal to put peanut butter on cheeseburgers seeing as it's none of my business (being a person who thinks peanut butter on a cheeseburger is disgusting) anyway what somebody else does with their cheeseburgers. Many say there is no rational reason that is common to all United States citizens as to why queers shouldn't be able to marry.

People need to realize that all business is God's business and He is common to us all whether we like it or not. Giving queers the right to marry, as if they could possible have a loving caring relationship, is absurd. It will legitimize the fag life of random unprotected sex, cross dressing, boy rape, Catholicism, and bestiality. It will be like the very nation our children grow up in teaching them, instilling in their precious little minds, indoctrinating them into the fag lifestyle. With the pro-infanticide agenda at its height teens may turn to the queer lifestyle choice in order to avoid pregnancy altogether.

I'm a True Christian™

Not some salad bar sissy fag wannabe Christian. I don't want our children EVER thinking it is OK to sodomize or rug much each other. I don't want glory holes and designated truck stops to become the norm. I don't want McDonald's selling penis shaped sausage sandwiches nor vagina shaped popsicles. You know damn well that is what's going to happen if they allow this gay marriage bullshit shit.

We seriously
need to start
a write in
campaign for
Mike Huckabee.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't think anyone can rid the world of homosexuality without violating constitutional rights.

That's why we're working so hard to scrap that worthless old document. Then Jesus can wash the world clean of sin with His blood. Glory!!

Anyway, where does it say in the Contitution that queers get special rights?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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I would not want to live in the world Margaret Atwood describes in her novel. It's creepy.

I would not want you to live in any world. Period.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Palin: Constitutional Gay Ban? YOU BETCHA!

Some people say that we shouldn't even be having this discussion. They say that what happens in the privacy of some queer couple's home is nobody else's business and if they were to get married it wouldn't effect straight couples whatsoever. They even go so far as to state that it is downright absurd: The equivalent of voting whether or not it's legal to put peanut butter on cheeseburgers seeing as it's none of my business (being a person who thinks peanut butter on a cheeseburger is disgusting) anyway what somebody else does with their cheeseburgers. Many say there is no rational reason that is common to all United States citizens as to why queers shouldn't be able to marry.

People need to realize that all business is God's business and He is common to us all whether we like it or not. Giving queers the right to marry, as if they could possible have a loving caring relationship, is absurd. It will legitimize the fag life of random unprotected sex, cross dressing, boy rape, Catholicism, and bestiality. It will be like the very nation our children grow up in teaching them, instilling in their precious little minds, indoctrinating them into the fag lifestyle. With the pro-infanticide agenda at its height teens may turn to the queer lifestyle choice in order to avoid pregnancy altogether.

I'm a True Christian™

Not some salad bar sissy fag wannabe Christian. I don't want our children EVER thinking it is OK to sodomize or rug much each other. I don't want glory holes and designated truck stops to become the norm. I don't want McDonald's selling penis shaped sausage sandwiches nor vagina shaped popsicles. You know damn well that is what's going to happen if they allow this gay marriage bullshit shit.

We seriously
need to start
a write in
campaign for

Mike Huckabee.

Wow.

Vayhr, I never would have expected such a moving -- and grammatically correct -- sermon from you. Your time at LBU is paying dividends of Godliness!

Well done!

[Mr. Old Iron Crotch]

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Amen!

I'm waiting for the ban on divorce to come along, and the reinstatement of the death penalty for adulterous women.

A ban on divorce. You do realize how many Republicans would have a problem with that? Even Ronald Regan had been divorced and the GOP is still kissing his hiney.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A ban on divorce. You do realize how many Republicans would have a problem with that? Even Ronald Regan had been divorced and the GOP is still kissing his hiney.

President Regan did some great things, but he did start off as a Godless communist, and as far as I know he never repented of the Godless part. He was certainly no True Christian(tm).

We want the nation (and eventually the world) to follow the Holy Bible as the law of the land, literally, word-for-word as God intended. That means queers and witches get stoned to death, slavery is back in, and wives had better keep their yaps shut and stay home and bake pies.

[George Carlin]

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You think too much, George. The constitution doesn't cover the world, it's only for us Americans.

We could easily rid the world of homosexuality if those homers would just keep it covered up and stop shoving it down our throats. If they didn't act so swishy you wouldn't know they were gay, and your children wouldn't be tempted to join with the emos or the drama queens.

Look at Iran. No homers there.

That seems to be your ultimate goal starting with the country you live in. Ridding the world of homosexuals and violating the constitution at the same time.

I didn't say that (America = the World) or that the Constitution covers the world.