[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Does Remy still understand it? Or were we too thorough with our rehabilitation?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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Now let me get this straight. The Mooselimb Clerics, along with Osama Bed Linen, have called the United States the "Great Satan" according to their interpretation of the Queeran. So now along comes this kneegra congressman that wants to swear his oath of office, which is now to up hold and defend the "Great Satan". Does anyone here speak jive?

You are quite correct. I used to read jive okay, but couldn't speak it to save my life. Basically...

Much like the way mooslimbs came to this country and took all the taxi and 7-11 jobs, they are now trying to invade politics. It's not a big step from Islum to Demoncrat. You see... They come to our Godly country, and prevail upon the Demoncrats to send them to college, using our tax dollars. It makes me want to puke. Their purpose is to league themselves with ACLU-tards, Demoncrats, Amnesty Constipational, the French, Chanukistan, and the Rainbow Queerolition. After that, they will spend our own tax dollars starting frivolous lawsuits in order to sweep away all morality.

They will take away the bible, and replace it with the Queeran. They will tell our young people(the ones playing those satanic video games full of violence and pornography) to rise up against all True Christians, and from there they will have laws passed that will make Islum the official religion of our great America. I shudder to think what will happen next. They will roam far and wide violating our underage daughters, and perhaps our sons as well..........

I can't bring myself to go on.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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These DEMONcrats are making me sick. Ever since Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Castro Street) took over congress, our Godly Commander-in-Chief President George W. Bush has been quaking in his boots. What is it about Rep. Pelosi (D-Working Outside the Home) that makes men into Nancy-Boys?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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These DEMONcrats are making me sick. Ever since Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Castro Street) took over congress, our Godly Commander-in-Chief President George W. Bush has been quaking in his boots. What is it about Rep. Pelosi (D-Working Outside the Home) that makes men into Nancy-Boys?

Perhaps she is really a man. I've surmised that Margaret Thatcher was the manliest man in England. In much the same way, the demon inhabiting Pelosi probably caused skin leisions on the Godly GWB.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Perhaps she is really a man. I've surmised that Margaret Thatcher was the manliest man in England. In much the same way, the demon inhabiting Pelosi probably caused skin leisions on the Godly GWB.

Margaret Thatcher was a Godly woman blessed with some manly attributes by Jesus to not only run her heathen nation, but to stand behind a Godly man, who in this case was President Ronald Reagan who single-handedly defeated Godless Communism and helped shape Russia into the flourishing democracy it is today. It's still a sinful den of atheism, but it wouldn't have been much longer if Satan didn't command his mooslim underlings to distract our Godly President George W. Bush from finishing the job and bringing True Christianity (tm) to Moscow.

[OnYourKnees]

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Margaret Thatcher was a Godly woman blessed with some manly attributes by Jesus to not only run her heathen nation, but to stand behind a Godly man, who in this case was President Ronald Reagan who single-handedly defeated Godless Communism and helped shape Russia into the flourishing democracy it is today.

Indeed, Sister M&M!

Imagine where we'd be were it not for Ronald Reagan's performance during the early years of AIDS! Why, there are over 530,000 homers from the US alone flaming in Hell a few years early thanks to his complete avoidance of the issue, and over 25 million worldwide! Could he have affected this delay in initiating research without the aid of distractions created by Margaret Thatcher and Nancy Reagan, his emaciated just-say-no-to-homers "Mommy"? Sometimes I wonder.

Ah, would that only Reagan could come back from the grave and rule our Godly nation again!