Prophetic Implications of Yesterday's Election

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Isa 18:1 Woe to the land shadowing with wings, which is beyond the rivers of Ethiopia:
Isa 18:2 That sendeth ambassadors by the sea, even in vessels of bulrushes upon the waters, saying, Go, ye swift messengers, to a nation scattered and peeled, to a people terrible from their beginning hitherto; a nation meted out and trodden down, whose land the rivers have spoiled!

So, we just elected a swift messenger from Kenya, which is beyond the rivers of Ethiopia.

Also, I just found out that Obama is descended from European royalty.

According to genealogists, Barack Obama can trace his ancestry to William the Lion, who ruled Scotland between 1165 and 1214.

So, we just elected a man with ancestral roots to the Roman Empire, who is worshiped as a false messiah by his followers.

I don't know what the rest of you make of all of this, but I have just mailed out all of my rapture letters. I don't expect to still be here by the time they get delivered.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Prophetic Implications of Yesterday's Election

So, we just elected a man with ancestral roots to the Roman Empire, who is worshiped as a false messiah by his followers.

I don't know what the rest of you make of all of this, but I have just mailed out all of my rapture letters. I don't expect to still be here by the time they get delivered.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Amen Pastor, I have been in my underground bomb shelter since Obama won(cheated) the election. This surely must be the end of times....

At least Jesus knows where to find me!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Prophetic Implications of Yesterday's Election

It's all coming clear now.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Prophetic Implications of Yesterday's Election

It's happening quick. Gog (Russia) is already moving. Should we start a pool to see who can pick the date that Russia nukes Israel?

President Dmitri Medvedev orders missiles deployed in Europe as world hails Obama

Speaking within hours of Barack Obama's election as the new US President, Mr Medvedev announced that Russia would base Iskander missiles in its Baltic exclave of Kaliningrad next to the border with Poland.
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He added that Russia was also ready to deploy its navy and to install electronic jamming devices to interfere with the US shield, which involves the deployment of a radar station in the Czech Republic and 10 interceptor missiles in Poland.

Pastor Billy-Reuben