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Educrat LIE-beralism exposed!
As True Christians™, we know that the public education establishment is committed to destroying our Godly way of life and placing America under the thumb of an ACLU-led dictatorship. Now, it appears that the Christ-hating educrats have tipped their hand.
A satanically inspired publication called Education Week has computed what it calls a "chance for success" index, supposedly giving the chance for educational success for children in every state and the District of Columbia. A map showing the "chance for success" index can be found here, although I advise women and children not to access that link without the supervision of a True Christian™ male head of household.
Now, let's take a good look at the distribution of the "chance for success" among the states. There is a strange similarity beween the educrats' map and this one. In fact, that similarity is too close to be merely coincidence, although it's not 100%, since that would have been too obvious even for them. The only remaining possibility is that Education Week has deliberately fudged the numbers to make the anointed red states look bad and the Christ-hating blue states look good.
When you go into your prayer closets, be sure to rebuke the folks at Education Week for their satanically inspired libel against the real America.
A satanically inspired publication called Education Week has computed what it calls a "chance for success" index, supposedly giving the chance for educational success for children in every state and the District of Columbia. A map showing the "chance for success" index can be found here, although I advise women and children not to access that link without the supervision of a True Christian™ male head of household.
Now, let's take a good look at the distribution of the "chance for success" among the states. There is a strange similarity beween the educrats' map and this one. In fact, that similarity is too close to be merely coincidence, although it's not 100%, since that would have been too obvious even for them. The only remaining possibility is that Education Week has deliberately fudged the numbers to make the anointed red states look bad and the Christ-hating blue states look good.
When you go into your prayer closets, be sure to rebuke the folks at Education Week for their satanically inspired libel against the real America.
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