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  • Mr. Jingles
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 574

    #1

    Barack Obama will always be black

    Fellow Landoverites, i'm afraid that President-Elect Obamba will remain an unrepentant negro. There's little chance of him renouncing his colored ways; in fact, he might even enjoy it. I suppose we all have to get used to the idea of malt liquor being served at White House dinners. Perhaps Obama will wind up in jail somehow; we can only pray.
  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

    I hate to have to keep explaining this, but the egg is 10,000 times larger than the sperm. The sperm contains the soul, JESUS' permission to create life, and the formula for making brains if the child is a male. The minor crap is pre-stored in the egg.

    So Barack Obama is less than 1/10,000th black and chose a black wife for the same reason JESUS chose to preach among the JOOZ.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Glendora Christianson
      Spiritual Mother of LBC
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2329

      #3
      Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

      Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
      Fellow Landoverites, i'm afraid that President-Elect Obamba will remain an unrepentant negro. There's little chance of him renouncing his colored ways; in fact, he might even enjoy it. I suppose we all have to get used to the idea of malt liquor being served at White House dinners. Perhaps Obama will wind up in jail somehow; we can only pray.
      Don't forget, Jerry Springer will have to be invited to every dinner, just to keep things under control. That and OH DEAR LORD! THE GANJA SMOKE IN THE CURTAINS! I can't go on - WEEPING GLENDORA
      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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      • Virginia Day Templeton
        Christ's Battle Axe
         
        • Dec 2006
        • 2827

        #4
        Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

        So what is the White House going to be called once BHO moves in? I'm betting on the Jigloo or the Outhouse.
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        • Buford T Scoggins
          Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2007
          • 911

          #5
          Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

          Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
          So what is the White House going to be called once BHO moves in? I'm betting on the Jigloo or the Outhouse.
          It looks like he won't be moving in after all:

          International Con Man Barack HUSSEIN Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising


          Barack HUSSEIN Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.



          Well, what did you expect? Once a negro, always a negro. Even the 50% white blood he got from his mother wasn't enough to overcome the bad African genes.
          yours in Christ,
          Brother Buford

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          - Rush Limbaugh

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

            Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
            It looks like he won't be moving in after all:

            International Con Man Barack HUSSEIN Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising


            Barack HUSSEIN Obama as he appeared to millions of Americans, along with four of the president-elect's former disguises.



            Well, what did you expect? Once a negro, always a negro. Even the 50% white blood he got from his mother wasn't enough to overcome the bad African genes.
            Is that a map of Florida on that bald dudes head?
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

              Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
              Is that a map of Florida on that bald dudes head?
              Looks as though there was a low-flying seagull, Sister!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • I.am.a.tool
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2008
                • 15

                #8
                Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                The best thing to happen in the USA for 200+ yrs.... Hopefully he can restore peoples faith in the free world! Thank Christ none of you are in the top joob, but then again... They wouldn't let you inbreds run for it!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #9
                  Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                  Originally posted by I.am.a.tool View Post
                  The best thing to happen in the USA for 200+ yrs.... Hopefully he can restore peoples faith in the free world! Thank Christ none of you are in the top joob, but then again... They wouldn't let you inbreds run for it!
                  Of course, only halfbreeds . . .

                  You're out of luck, too. No retardeds can run for President.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Buford T Scoggins
                    Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 911

                    #10
                    Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                    I'm convinced that God made Obama black to warn us all that he is pure evil.

                    Check out the wisdom of brother Rush:

                    RUSH: The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying, which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression. He hasn't done anything yet but his ideas are killing the economy...

                    More here:

                    Rush Limbaugh, America's Anchorman and Doctor of Democracy, is known as the pioneer of AM radio. Limbaugh revolutionized the media and political landscape with his unprecedented combination o f serious discussion of political, cultural and social issues along with satirical and biting humor.


                    YIC,
                    Buford

                    yours in Christ,
                    Brother Buford

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                    The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
                    - Rush Limbaugh

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                    • I.am.a.tool
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 15

                      #11
                      Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      Of course, only halfbreeds . . .

                      You're out of luck, too. No retardeds can run for President.
                      Is that why none of you have considered it? You guys won't be round for much longer cause when the big O gets in power he will eradicate you, maybe even set the fbi onto you which would be fun to watch...

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                      • feejase
                        Unsaved Trash, Knuckle-dragging Abo
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 3

                        #12
                        Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                        I don't understand. I always thought that God loved all of mankind, black, white or brindle...aren't we all God's creations? Didn't he create us all with his love? Can someone explain this to me?
                        Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                          Originally posted by feejase View Post
                          I don't understand. I always thought that God loved all of mankind, black, white or brindle...aren't we all God's creations? Didn't he create us all with his love? Can someone explain this to me?
                          What made you think that? It's obvious you have never cracked a Bible open, because God sure doesn't say things like that in the Good Book.

                          First of all, I'd advise you take a look at THIS thread, provided specially for newbies such as yourself.

                          In addition, you might want to read my old sermon HERE, entitled "But I'm Too NICE To Go To Hell!" I'm sure you'll find it illuminating.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Symphony-Seeker
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 3

                            #14
                            Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                            Sorry, but you guys are all racist faggots.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #15
                              Re: Barack HUSSEIN Obama will always be black

                              Originally posted by Symphony-Seeker View Post
                              Sorry, but you guys are all racist faggots.
                              What a hateful, bigoted thing to say! I guess that's what we can expect from unsaved trash.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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