I'm Ready! Are You???
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As prophesied, the unbelievers will be goaded into trying to take on God's favorite nation, but they will be in for a bit of a surprise:
Joel 3:9-14: Proclaim ye this among the Gentiles; Prepare war, wake up the mighty men, let all the men of war draw near; let them come up: Beat your plowshares into swords, and your pruninghooks into spears: let the weak say, I [am] strong. Assemble yourselves, and come, all ye heathen, and gather yourselves together round about: thither cause thy mighty ones to come down, O LORD. Let the heathen be wakened, and come up to the valley of Jehoshaphat: for there will I sit to judge all the heathen round about. Put ye in the sickle, for the harvest is ripe: come, get you down; for the press is full, the fats overflow; for their wickedness [is] great. Multitudes, multitudes in the valley of decision: for the day of the LORD [is] near in the valley of decision.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Deuteronomy 4:16 Lest ye corrupt yourselves, and make you a graven image, the similitude of any figure, the likeness of male or female,
4:17 The likeness of any beast that is on the earth, the likeness of any winged fowl that flieth in the air,
4:18 The likeness of any thing that creepeth on the ground, the likeness of any fish that is in the waters beneath the earth
I'd remove that image if I were you.
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The good Sister did not make the graven image, she only found it. There is a difference.Posted via Prayer
1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!
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Still, showing those graven images is surely showing the makers of that image that there is a need for them, thus increasing the amount of sin?
If someone steals 40 loaves of bread, do you then go out and advertise that bread for the person who is selling it?
Yes there is a difference, and even if it not be sinful, it's morally wrong... ESPECIALLY noting the fact that it is an image of our lord Jesus in a less than respectful manner.
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Sister M & M, since this one so Proudly Proclaims his self as "Unsaved Trash" I shall attempt to explain it to him:
Originally posted by Sponge View PostStill, showing those graven images is surely showing the makers of that image that there is a need for them, thus increasing the amount of sin? SIN! SIN! SIN!!!!! (& Abomination)
If someone steals 40 loaves of bread, do you then go out and advertise that bread for the person who is selling it? Now who the heck these days could afford enough nice oleo to Butter that many loaves of Bread? Unless, of course, one Bakes Bibically-Correct Dungbread and collects the Right ("oooh! "Buttery!") sort of Dung.
Yes there is a difference, and even if it not be sinful, it's morally wrong... ESPECIALLY noting the fact that it is an image of our lord Jesus in a less than respectful manner. Everything is Sinful, you big old crazyMan! Please do hush your stuff until you become more Knowing of our Bible!
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I'm accusing you of being a complete nigger. Don't deny it, I can tell these things... I've seen you stealing bikes.Originally posted by SUV View PostEh? Is there a black "person" on this Godly board now?
Except of course for Brother Rremy LeBeau, who is "White by Marriage"
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Oh my GOD, Brother Sponge, please don't tell! I only stole those bikes so I could get to Church on time! And the reason my face may have looked black was due to the fact that I also Bake my Dungbread every Sunday morning!Originally posted by Sponge View PostI'm accusing you of being a complete nigger. Don't deny it, I can tell these things... I've seen you stealing bikes.
Please don't tell! I know By The Love of Jesus you won't squeal on me!
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I wont tell, but bear in mind that God sees ALL. Your face blackening attempt does NOT make you invisible in the darkness, nor does it excuse your use of cannabis. I hope you're ready for your day of reckoning...
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Who, who, I say, WHO told you I was a cannibal? "The wise old owl?"Originally posted by Sponge View PostI wont tell, but bear in mind that God sees ALL. Your face blackening attempt does NOT make you invisible in the darkness, nor does it excuse your use of cannabis. I hope you're ready for your day of reckoning...
JESUS! I must go and powder my nose and Hope the smoke has cleared by the time I return.
I've enjoyed talking to you, Brother Sponge ("Bob?" > "Squarehead?") and if you have any other Dog-matic questions, I'm sure one of our knowledgeable (and oh, so Handsome!
) Pastors or Brothers can really give it to you!
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You too, Brother.Originally posted by Sponge View PostThanks Wench.
As I said, I must go now, but do keep up the Spirit; you have potential.
First you become a Member (hee-hee-hee). Then, you become True Christian. After that, who knows where it might lead? Look at me, a lowly woman: Moderator!
Why I feel just as Blessed as surely did Phyllis Shoofly! GLOWry!!!
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