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  • Sponge
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2007
    • 23
    #16
    Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

    I'm already preparing the cheque to give to Jesus via this wonderful church.

    Moderator is indeed a fantastic position for a woman to be in. I assume it includes arduos tasks to make it more *ahem* "suitable" for a woman? A few hours of dishes/ploughing never did anyone any harm.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414
        #17
        Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

        Originally posted by Sponge View Post
        cheque
        You wouldn't happen to be from Soviet Canuckistan, would you?
        Posted via Prayer

        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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          • Sponge
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jan 2007
            • 23
            #18
            Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

            Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
            You wouldn't happen to be from Soviet Canuckistan, would you?

            I'm still recovering from the bout of negro-ism I encountered a while back, as I explain in my "I am new" thread. Cheque was merely a typo of Check. Sorry sister.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323
                #19
                Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

                Originally posted by Sponge View Post
                I'm accusing you of being a complete nigger. Don't deny it, I can tell these things... I've seen you stealing bikes.
                Why you disgusting racist! We don't allow racism on these GODLY boards, homer! Get thee gone!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • demoncrat
                    Deranged lieberal who hates Jesus
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 79
                    #20
                    Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

                    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                    Why you disgusting racist! We don't allow racism on these GODLY boards, homer! Get thee gone!
                    He's already secured his place in Hell.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: I'm Ready! Are You???

                        Originally posted by demoncrat View Post
                        He's already secured his place in Hell.
                        Yes, on his knees in hot sulfur, right next to you, demon.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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