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  • Bob4God
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    Hands folded for Jesus
     
    • Apr 2008
    • 5274

    #1

    Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inauguration!

    As if it weren't already enough of a tragedy that a rapper is taking over the country on January 20th, the homosexual Jonas Brothers and marauding whore Miley Cyrus will be rubbing salt in an open wound the evening before with an election eve concert for America's youth. Horrors!

    Read all about it, if you can keep your lunch down:



    Friends, I ask you what kind of message this is sending to our kids, as well as future generations. A colored president being ushered in by queers and whores! It's like something out of science fiction!



    A sad day in American history. Of course you know that the brainwashed masses of young impressionable children of our nation will swarm to this event of satanic debauchery to worship their false gods. I suspect they'll all be naked and engaged in a massive orgy of depraved pop-music inspired sex by the time the evening is over!

    Christian friends, PLEASE pray for the failure of this evil night of satanic music, and pray that GOD will restrain the amount of horrific damage Obama is about to unleash!

    In His name,

    Amen!
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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

    I can't say I'm surprised by this. As soon as B. Hussein Osama was "elected", there was no doubt he's have hardcore rock and rollers like these at his "coronation". Expect to see a bunch of gangster rappists named next.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

      Maybe they choose these acts so that they can get people to leave early. There are going to be a lot of people there, and getting them all to leave efficiently is going to be difficult. These Marine-World sideshow acts should be guaranteed to drive away anyone over 40, which might be half of the people there.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • AXavierB
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jan 2009
        • 21

        #4
        Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

        This is disgusting. Not only is that demon whore Miley going to ruin the inauguration with her filth, but that faggy incestuous threesome of a band are filling the air with their perversion too? Hopefully the people who attend will stone them with stones and end their sinning once and for all.

        This is all because we now have a Muslim wizard for a president. Sarah Palin would have been a much more appropriate candidate.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #5
          Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

          Originally posted by AXavierB View Post
          This is disgusting. Not only is that demon whore Miley going to ruin the inauguration with her filth, but that faggy incestuous threesome of a band are filling the air with their perversion too? Hopefully the people who attend will stone them with stones and end their sinning once and for all.

          This is all because we now have a Muslim wizard for a president. Sarah Palin would have been a much more appropriate candidate.
          Although you are quite correct, I'm not sure you are allowed here after admitting to being underage. How old ARE you?
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          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Eugene Hackwith
            Farmer for Christ™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 736

            #6
            Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

            Not to worry. It won't be long until these starlets have their money stolen by their parents and managers. Then they will most likely turn to smoking the "crack rock" and performing sex acts on tape.
            A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

            Psalm 139:19-20
            Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
            For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

              That crack rock the stuff that if you drink Pepsi with it your stomach will explode?
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Eugene Hackwith
                Farmer for Christ™
                True Christian™
                • Jan 2008
                • 736

                #8
                Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                That crack rock the stuff that if you drink Pepsi with it your stomach will explode?
                It's hard telling what they do with the crack rock, brother.
                A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                Psalm 139:19-20
                Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                  The crack dealers in Washington D.C. will be using this opportunity to push more crack, and to get new users hooked. At least 20 people will try crack at the inauguration, and half of them will become addicted.

                  The pickpockets will be out, too.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Bob4God
                    Moderator
                    Arms Dealer for CHRIST
                    Hands folded for Jesus
                     
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 5274

                    #10
                    Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                    Do you suppose Obama will give his inauguration speech in rhyme?
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                    • AXavierB
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      Although you are quite correct, I'm not sure you are allowed here after admitting to being underage. How old ARE you?
                      Sixteen. I wasn't aware there was even an age limit when I joined. Normally when websites have age limits, they discontinue the registration after you enter your birth date, at least in my experience.

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                      • Mr. Jingles
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 574

                        #12
                        Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                        Coudn't somebody arrange some tasteful negro entertainment for the inaugration? A good rendition of 'Swing Low, sweet chariot' or 'Roll Dem Bones' would be inspiring, as well as a minstrel show.

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                        • Pastor Al E Pistle
                          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9323

                          #13
                          Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                          Originally posted by AXavierB View Post
                          Sixteen. I wasn't aware there was even an age limit when I joined. Normally when websites have age limits, they discontinue the registration after you enter your birth date, at least in my experience.
                          Well, have you seen anything here that would offend your sensibilities?
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • AXavierB
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 21

                            #14
                            Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                            Well, have you seen anything here that would offend your sensibilities?
                            No, not really. I enjoy what the other members contribute.

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                            • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
                              Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
                               
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 6572

                              #15
                              Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                              I have recieved some very disturbing intel on what the Obama cultists are planning on doing at their "Yes We Can Party" parties. It is so disturbing that when I posted some of it I actually recieved an infraction for posting pornography! It's that bad, folks. Many liberals have vowed to make Washington's reflecting pools run white with

                              Wait, I don't want another infraction. Nevver mind.
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