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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

    Originally posted by AXavierB View Post
    Sixteen. I wasn't aware there was even an age limit when I joined. Normally when websites have age limits, they discontinue the registration after you enter your birth date, at least in my experience.
    You lied about your age to register. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
        Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
         
        • Jun 2007
        • 6574
        #17
        Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

        Okay, I will provide one more bit of information: they are planning to break the world record for most gay bathroom sex in one place and time!
        "This is the largest temporary restroom event in the history of the United States," he said.

        Don's Johns is providing many of the 5,000 port-a-potties for the inauguration...will they be able to handle...up to 2 million people?
        Friends, that's a lot of gay bathroom sex.

        UPDATE: my brother is protesting the inauguration, and it seems there is so much gay sex going on he couldn't even take a single photo without catching some of it on film:

        Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 01-20-2009, 01:30 AM.
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          • indoroids
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • May 2009
            • 1
            #18
            Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

            that's disgusting

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              • SunnyBoy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2010
                • 21
                #19
                Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                W00t? You don't like Obama?

                Men Obama is the best president in the USA ever!!!

                HE is not a rapper oO And good that miley and jonas make a concert ! I see it live it was great!

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22379
                    #20
                    Re: Homosexual Jonas Brothers & Miley Cyrus to pervert inaugurati

                    Originally posted by SunnyBoy View Post
                    Men Obama is the best president in the USA ever!!!
                    Obama is destroying America. Just yesterday he made it easier for the world to nuke us by killing 30% of our own nukes.
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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