Massachusetts does something right!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Brothers and Sisters in Christ, it is my honor to announce that, after a great deal of research, we have found something in Massachusetts' rainbow-checkered past, they do indeed have something Godly to be proud of !

Any every Christian, demeaning themselves peaceably, and as good subjects of the commonwealth, shall be equally under the protection of the law

Only through the Miracle of Christ could such an article have been introduced into Law! And in Massachusetts of all places! It just goes to show how that, through Jesus Christ, nothing is impossible! Forgive me, Jesus, for ever assuming that Massachusetts was past saving! Perhaps Massachusetts isn't quite yet at Sodom and Gomorrah status, having not 10 righteous men within (but Heaven help the man that would have to find more than 2!)

[Poetic Peter]

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"...shall be equally under..."



Sounds like a homercode threat to me

[tommy]

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I thought I'll never hear "Massachusetts" and "right" in a same sentence. I mean, it's the same like catholics and Christianity.

[BornAgain]

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The next step is changing "every Christian" to "True Christians™".

I'll be praying that the GOP sees to it that this occurs.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The next step is changing "every Christian" to "True Christians™".

I'll be praying that the GOP sees to it that this occurs.

Indeed. The People's Republic of Messyjewsex has a way to go toward righteousness if the only standard-bearer for decency they can find and put into office is a member of the lemonade-drinking, magic-underwear-wearing LSD "church."

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Brothers and Sisters in Christ, it is my honor to announce that, after a great deal of research, we have found something in Massachusetts' rainbow-checkered past, they do indeed have something Godly to be proud of !

A place of great and Godly potential, dear Ernest.

Chapter 272: Section 36. Blasphemy Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.

I see Lilith and HellSlinker are still trolling these forums; perhaps they ought be shipped off to mighty Massachusetts for their medicine, their punishment sending a stern warning to all blasphemers who squat here, slack-jawed, drooling and posting Satan's own mindfarts?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I see Lilith and HellSlinker are still trolling these forums; perhaps they ought be shipped off to mighty Massachusetts for their medicine, their punishment sending a stern warning to all blasphemers who squat here, slack-jawed, drooling and posting Satan's own mindfarts?

Mrs Rogers!
I see you're back, and just as mean as ever!
I can only assume that during your absence, your constipated state of affairs remained much the same as always!

[Mrs. Rogers]

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I can only assume that during your absence, your constipated state of affairs remained much the same as always!

How thoughtful of you to ask after my health, Mrs. Hellsing. As you have shown a genuine interest, I will send you a PM detailing every aching bowel movement I have suffered during the last few weeks.

Please check your inbox, dear.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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How thoughtful of you to ask after my health, Mrs. Hellsing. As you have shown a genuine interest, I will send you a PM detailing every aching bowel movement I have suffered during the last few weeks.

Please check your inbox, dear.

Oh well, couldn't be worse than all those spider pics people kept showing me. (Hint hint, guilty parties!)

[Brother Temperance]

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I see Lilith and HellSlinker are still trolling these forums; perhaps they ought be shipped off to mighty Massachusetts for their medicine, their punishment sending a stern warning to all blasphemers who squat here, slack-jawed, drooling and posting Satan's own mindfarts?

Praise! How glorious to have you back, dear Sister. We all assumed Jesus had called you home to glory. I trust that your return should put a rest to all these scurrilous rumours about you being buried in Pastor Al's garden.

[OnYourKnees]

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How thoughtful of you to ask after my health, Mrs. Hellsing. Please check your inbox, dear.

Mrs. Rogers! How good to see you back!

Oh well, couldn't be worse than all those spider pics people kept showing me. (Hint hint, guilty parties!)

Oh, there's no need to hint! Ask, and ye shall receive!


God has seen fit to make this spider wear some sort of chocolate-chip
strawberry cookie as a hat. Praise!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Goodness. Just because she's a sick Wicced the boys around here can be so mean to Van Hissing. Here, to make up for all those scary spiders, here's a cute one!