[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

One thing for certain, crippled Goths is a pre-existing condition and there is certainly no health insurance available for them. The next thing you know they will be getting behind Obama's plans for socialized medicine.

[WWJDnow]

Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

I'm not sure why anyone would want to play with a cripple doll, but then again, I'm not sure about anything the goths do.

When I was a young boy, I had a whole collection of hated by God™ dolls action figures that I used to play Chrstians and Heretics. Many of the damned dolls were cripples, since we know that God doesn't like to be around gimps. That was a pretty good game, and I'm convinced it made me the man I am today.

Of course, I don't think the Goths have such righteous purposes in mind for their cripple dolls.

[Jared H. Price]

Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

I rebuke this video.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

Pastor, that's horrible; it appears to be some homunculus conjured from the depths of Hell by these Satanic goths. It is an affront to God Himself!

Yes, definitely an imp. Those are the types that eat people alive in Hell like a school of piranha. They especially love to nibble on the feet of sinners and pull food out of the sinner's bowels rectally.