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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    New Goth Menace: Cripples!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #2
    Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

    Pastor, that's horrible; it appears to be some homunculus conjured from the depths of Hell by these Satanic goths. It is an affront to God Himself!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • fatspoon
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2009
      • 3

      #3
      Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

      Eugh! the only thing worse than that demon was the noise spewing from his mouth!

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      • Buford T Scoggins
        Founder, Operation Rescue, Now in Heaven with Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Aug 2007
        • 911

        #4
        Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

        We can expect more of this moral depravity now that Osambo is president. This Mini-Marilyn Manson (who, incidentally, is Charles Manson's mother) will no doubt be playing concerts at Demoncrat fundraising dinners.

        Lord help us!
        Brother Buford
        yours in Christ,
        Brother Buford

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        The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.
        - Rush Limbaugh

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        • Brother Jessup
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 137

          #5
          Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

          Marilyn Manson mini-me?

          I'm traumatized!


          The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken……..Amen!
          The Lord’s Hang’n Judge – convicting the wicked and condemning the heretic!

          And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. (Revelation 19:11)

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #6
            Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

            That was horrible. Just...really horrible.
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

              My eyes!!!! My eyes!!!!!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Joe Rolandowsky
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2009
                • 106

                #8
                Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                Perhaps someone can put some sort of warning on this thread. My children were in the room and caught a slight glimpse of that monstrosity. Brothers and sisters, the end times are near.
                I may look like a joo, but I'm not. (My papers are available on request)

                Jeremiah 17:4
                Jesus LOVES Sarah! My thoughts are pleasured daily, with the anticipation of her in high office.

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                • Miss April
                  Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                  Forum Member
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 685

                  #9
                  Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                  Oh my that was so Horrifying

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                  • Ugly_Kid_Joe
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 272

                    #10
                    Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                    What in the world was THAT!?!?
                    This will haunt me during my sleep the rest of the month.

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                    • Glendora Christianson
                      Spiritual Mother of LBC
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2329

                      #11
                      Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                      I assume some type of evil powers are attracting an audience?
                      Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                      • BrotherSoul
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 13

                        #12
                        Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                        That is a SHOW. I like Manson's music.

                        But that is just a collateral damage.

                        Can't you just enjoy music? It's music! Simple as that.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                          Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
                          That is a SHOW. I like Manson's music.

                          But that is just a collateral damage.

                          Can't you just enjoy music? It's music! Simple as that.
                          I hear satan plays a mean fiddle down in hell. I can't wait to watch you dance to his music and burn for all eternity!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                            Here is the cripple doll that the goth kids are playing with these days:

                            I'm not sure why anyone would want to play with a cripple doll, but then again, I'm not sure about anything the goths do.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • angels
                              Forum Member, lost in space
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 794

                              #15
                              Re: New Goth Menace: Cripples!

                              Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
                              That is a SHOW. I like Manson's music.

                              But that is just a collateral damage.

                              Can't you just enjoy music? It's music! Simple as that.

                              How can anyone truthfully say they enjoy that?.
                              It was totally frightening.

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