Reliable news source: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251351,00.html
Secular news source: http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/...ent/index.html
The Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard, has once again proven that even people who spend all day hanging upside down can be brilliant! The conservative PM has declared Barak Obama and his Demoncrat minions the supporters of terror (in a diplomatic way). Any True Christian knows that with a Demoncratic majority in the House and Senate, all we need is the Executive branch to go the race of yellow bellied sissies that were all conceived in the backs of Volkswagons. Any Demoncrat would gladly welcome our towel wearing enemies right into the Oval Office for negotiations to placate them as usual, and thus unwittingly spread America's cheeks for Satan in the process.
This same brilliance sadly does not apply to the Australian parliament, which would rather see the treasonous Muslim terrorist John Hicks free in their country to strike again than in Guantanamo Bay where he rightly belongs. What would you expect from a man that skins kangaroos after he becomes an Islamofascist? Why, he went to Afghanistan to learn how to skin Americans of course!
It is us against the world, my fellow congregants, and the world includes any anti-American who would paint his ballot blue. May God return before the end of the tribulation, when the dragon's seven crowns will surely be nothing more than jeweled turbans.
Secular news source: http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/02/...ent/index.html
The Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard, has once again proven that even people who spend all day hanging upside down can be brilliant! The conservative PM has declared Barak Obama and his Demoncrat minions the supporters of terror (in a diplomatic way). Any True Christian knows that with a Demoncratic majority in the House and Senate, all we need is the Executive branch to go the race of yellow bellied sissies that were all conceived in the backs of Volkswagons. Any Demoncrat would gladly welcome our towel wearing enemies right into the Oval Office for negotiations to placate them as usual, and thus unwittingly spread America's cheeks for Satan in the process.
This same brilliance sadly does not apply to the Australian parliament, which would rather see the treasonous Muslim terrorist John Hicks free in their country to strike again than in Guantanamo Bay where he rightly belongs. What would you expect from a man that skins kangaroos after he becomes an Islamofascist? Why, he went to Afghanistan to learn how to skin Americans of course!
It is us against the world, my fellow congregants, and the world includes any anti-American who would paint his ballot blue. May God return before the end of the tribulation, when the dragon's seven crowns will surely be nothing more than jeweled turbans.

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