Dick supports dick!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Somebody tell me this is sum kind of a sick joke. Next them Libbers are gunna brianwash Bush! I think Im gunna hurl!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5817720/

DAVENPORT, Iowa - Vice President Dick Cheney, whose daughter Mary is a lesbian, drew criticism from both proponents and foes of gay marriage Tuesday after he distanced himself from President Bush’s call for a constitutional amendment to ban same-sex marriage.At a campaign rally in this Mississippi River town, Cheney spoke supportively about gay relationships, saying “freedom means freedom for everyone,” when asked about his stand on gay marriage.
“Lynne and I have a gay daughter, so it’s an issue our family is very familiar with,” Cheney told an audience that included his daughter. “With the respect to the question of relationships, my general view is freedom means freedom for everyone. ... People ought to be free to enter into any kind of relationship they want to.

EDIT: Gee I shoulda known somebody would beat me to it. I didnt see that thread cus I was so disgruntled---> http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=22927

[PalinHuckabee4Prez]

Re: Dick supports dick!

I always thought he was way too liberal.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Dick supports dick!

This may just be a covert operation on his part to get friendly with the "gay" community. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this was just a ploy for Dick to find a reason to waterboard Perez Hilton. Come to think of it, did he ever actually need a reason to waterboard people?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: Dick supports dick!

I'm convinced that this epidemic (pandemic!) of gayism is being caused by this heinous liberal product:



Log Cabin syrup is being fed to our children, turning them into Log Cabin Republicans, also known as "conservative fags!" There can be no doubt that ACORN is behind this nefarious plot.

FACT: the CEO of Pinnacle Foods Corporation (what an obvious phallic fag name for a company!) is gay. So is the entire Board of Directors. Not only do they sell fag syrup, but they also manufacture negro syrup:



The photo is obviously a picture of Michelle Obama!

I am outraged that the Secret Service failed to protect our Godly former vice-president Dick Cheney (and his lovely daughter) from being poisoned by this fag syrup. Hopefully, they will not be so negligent in protecting our Great Leader George W Bush from the ravages of chemically-induced Log Cabin Republicanism.

Hopefully, science will find an antidote for fag syrup. In the meantime, extreme caution is advised. If you eat breakfast at IHOP, Denny's, Applebees, or any other restaurant that dishes up pancakes, you won't be able to see the original bottle, so don't touch the "maple" syrup! Bring your own, or substitute something safe (like ketchup or salsa). The life you save may be your own!

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford