Jimmy Carter is Still Alive-- For Now

[handmaiden]

But God is not mocked, and we know that His wrath is inevitable. Sure, according to Psalm 86:15 we know that He is "slow to anger", which is why He is letting Carter linger.

I like to think that God is letting America's proto-Joe Biden hang in there so that Carter can see Donald Trump's glorious return to the White House before Jesus delivers His final smiting on that shriveled-peanut of a former "President."

Carter's mind is so far gone that he thinks that Michelle Obama had a great speech at the DNC last month. He also seems to approve of Kamala Harris. Now, you know that I hate to bring up race, but as a Southern Boy, I fear that Jimmy Carter's lustful heart has been poisoned by the notion of a certain shade of forbidden fruit, if you catch my drift.

The whole thing is so distasteful, Carter is just sitting around, eating cupcakes while America teeters on the edge of the abyss. I wouldn't be surprised if The Lord arranged for him to choke on one of those cupcakes just before the clock runs out on the day before his 100th birthday, That would certainly teach that deluded, false "Christian". Personally, I would prefer something more violent and dramatic, but The Lord knows best.

[Johny Joe Hold]

But God is not mocked, and we know that His wrath is inevitable. Sure, according to Psalm 86:15 we know that He is "slow to anger", which is why He is letting Carter linger.
I like to think that God is letting America's proto-Joe Biden hang in there so that Carter can see Donald Trump's glorious return to the White House before Jesus delivers His final smiting on that shriveled-peanut of a former "President."
Carter's mind is so far gone that he thinks that Michelle Obama had a great speech at the DNC last month. He also seems to approve of Kamala Harris. Now, you know that I hate to bring up race, but as a Southern Boy, I fear that Jimmy Carter's lustful heart has been poisoned by the notion of a certain shade of forbidden fruit, if you catch my drift.
The whole thing is so distasteful, Carter is just sitting around, eating cupcakes while America teeters on the edge of the abyss. I wouldn't be surprised if The Lord arranged for him to choke on one of those cupcakes just before the clock runs out on the day before his 100th birthday, That would certainly teach that deluded, false "Christian". Personally, I would prefer something more violent and dramatic, but The Lord knows best.

Preach it, Sister Handmaiden. Carter is the only President in history to admit "lust in his heart." Today he sits in his wheelchair and makes remarks not so far from that one. I have trust in God that Carter will not see election day.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Droolin' Jimmy is what I call him. The only thing they keep him alive for is to make Sleepy Joe look young and sprightly. If it wasn't for that they would have sent him to the Clinton Death Panels long ago. That's another reason to expect an "unfortunate accident" before the election - he's just not needed any more.

[DarwinFishTrueChurch]

Praying that God shall take his life soon!

[handmaiden]

Jimmy Carter made it to the century mark today, and the first thing that he did was to insult a great man like Donald J. Trump.

What a waste of space! This punk president didn't even invite Trump to headline his birthday video! What really unknots my pearls, however, is how everyone keeps going on and on --and ON-- about what a great "Christian" he is. Excuse me?! Did Jimmy Carter end abortion in this country? Okay, neither has Trump. . . yet. But Trump has made so that women are at least paying the price for their immorality, sometimes with their lives. That's what we need in a Christian President.

Then there is Trump's work in making homosexuality shameful again. Really, he has done so much more to earn the appellation, "Christian" than that washed up peanut farmer. Was Jimmy Carter ever photographed holding a Bible? Who knows? But he was caught on camera running scared from a rabbit. You know perfectly well that Donald Trump would stand up to a rabbit, just like he stood up to Joe Biden and his would-be assassin.

Anyway, I know that this post should probably go in the President Donald Trump appreciation thread, but I have to ask others to join me in prayer that Jimmy Carter will come to Jesus before he dies and goes to Hell. Lord, let this man see the light that is Trump's leadership. Let him live long enough to cast his vote for God's Favorite Candidate^tm, Once and Future President Donald J. Trump. It is the least that Carter can do after insulting Trump the way that he has.

[Johny Joe Hold]

There is just something peculiar about the guy. Other Presidents become REALLY wealthy after office. He just stayed there in Plains. It's a disgrace a former President of this great country lives like that.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Anyway, I know that this post should probably go in the President Donald Trump appreciation thread, but I have to ask others to join me in prayer that Jimmy Carter will come to Jesus before he dies and goes to Hell. Lord, let this man see the light that is Trump's leadership.

I would dearly love to see Mr. Carter admit he has wasted a lifetime of worship believing in a false sect of Christianity (which after all is rife with wacky spinoffs). There's still time. He could quickly donate his estate to charity - the Trump Foundation is a particularly apt choice for lovers of art and golf tournaments. The tax exemption on charitable donations really helps with charity events - art shows, golfing tournaments, etc.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Now Jimmy Carter's family claims he voted for the tramp, Harris. No one provided a video of him filling out the ballot. My guess is he died several days ago. Democrats have dead people voting in every election.

Jimmy Carter, 100, Fulfills Goal Of Voting For Kamala Harris | HuffPost Latest News

[Johny Joe Hold]

Even we who are True Christians^tm struggle to know the mind of God. Jimmy Carter, the scum bag from Plains, GA, lives on the be 100. A couple of days ago Bill Clinton was back in the hospital. He has had heart surgery and other ailments that look like God was prepared to administer justice. Then, early today he walked out. We need to continue our prayers and petition God for justice.

Bill Clinton Out Of Hospital After Being Treated For The Flu | HuffPost Latest News

[Prayer Warrior]

Well praise Jesus! Jimmy finally kicked the bucket! Looks like God just wanted Jimmy Carter to stay alive long enough to see Trump's victory! When I'm in Heaven that's one person I can't wait to watch roasting and toasting in Hell!

[Johny Joe Hold]

The new development is just sick, unAmerican. Biden has ordered all U.S. flags to be at half-mast for the month of January because of Carter's death. This means half-mast during to proudest moment in the history of the United States, the Inauguration of President Trump. At this moment in our history Old Glory should be flying proud and high. Trump himself said the public does not want to see this. He is so right.

Trump Loses It Over Flags Flying Half-Staff At His Inauguration | HuffPost Latest News

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

I think Trump speaks for all of us when he says he speaks for all of us. Right after the half mast flags are burnt a new flag will be raised that shall never be defiled like this. We are a nation of laws, as defined by the interpretation of some guys of what some other guys wrote on parchment a while ago. PARCHMENT not piflflng paper. This is SERIOUS business.

[MitzaLizalor]

Hope not speaking out of turn, thinking of a new coupé perhaps in green (for the whales) (anyway I like green cars)

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PARCHMENT

Can I get a parchment interior? Normally I'd specify wool, because it doesn't get hot in the sun, but if there's an alternative, sure! I'll go with that to support Jesus.

[handmaiden]

It took three and a half months, but as I said in the lead post--God is not mocked. It's also a valuable lesson to those who come here to mock Landover Baptist; God hears our prayers.

Sure, He let the guy live for a hundred years, but once Landover put in its specific request, the job was done in fairly quick fashion. I feel such a rush of warm, Christian joy. . . We need to keep this feeling in our hearts and keep this success right at the top of our roster the next time some heathen comes to question our connections.

[handmaiden]

The new development is just sick, unAmerican. Biden has ordered all U.S. flags to be at half-mast for the month of January because of Carter's death. This means half-mast during to proudest moment in the history of the United States, the Inauguration of President Trump. At this moment in our history Old Glory should be flying proud and high. Trump himself said the public does not want to see this. He is so right.

Trump Loses It Over Flags Flying Half-Staff At His Inauguration | HuffPost Latest News

Now, I'm wondering if Biden had Carter murdered just to make Trump's inauguration less meaningful. It would be just like the Leader of the international Biden Crime Family.