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  • slyscafe
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    • Jul 2009
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    #1

    My vision of a truely Christian nation

    Adultery is punishable by death (Deuteronomy heavily stresses this).

    Anyone caught masturbating ought to be sent to a rehab center...it's no different than doing drugs.

    Homosexuality is punishable by long-term imprisonment or death.

    All stores are to be closed on the Sabbath (no work means NO WORK. You cannot work and think about God at the same time)

    Stealing is punishable by either the removal of a hand, or 10 years in prison regardless of the value.

    Anyone who is not a white, republican, anglo-saxon protestant is to be extradited to Godless Europe or Canada. If they don't love this God-needing Country and aren't willing to be a God-fearing American, they have no place here in America.

    Do not cross-breed plants or Animals, for that is playing God. (Leviticus 19:19)

    Those who actively participate in the production, buying, selling, viewing, or trading of pornography ought to be sent to prison.

    Barbershops are to be outlawed (Leviticus 19:27-28)

    Anyone found to believe differently than Baptist Christianity ought to be executed, extradited, or face long-term imprisonment.

    Violation of any of the 10 commands is to be punishable by death.

    Defying the word of God is to be punishable by death.

    There will no longer be public libraries. The only book anyone needs is the Bible. There will be free Bibles dispensed where public libraries once were.

    Public Schools will use the Bible to teach all core subjects. History (nothing teaches relevant and important history quite like the Bible), English (King James Version), Science, Math, etc. Fields of Science and Math founded by anyone other than a God-Fearing Christian are not to be taught.

    Attending Church is mandatory.



    All of this is what God wants.
  • christHEARTSe30
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    #2
    Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

    I couldnt have said it better myself; God clearly states how we must live in the Bible - living any other way is sin and as God's country we should follow him better!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

      It is customary to make a thread of your own on the "introductions" forum. Thank you.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #4
        Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

        Originally posted by christHEARTSe30 View Post
        I couldnt have said it better myself; God clearly states how we must live in the Bible - living any other way is sin and as God's country we should follow him better!
        You do know that BMW E30's are getting on a bit don't you? I hope you had your cam-belt changed at 100K. Expensive, that.

        Baby Jesus wouldn't like German cars though.

        (I case the "e30" bit of your username stands for something else, I apologize. )
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • slyscafe
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          #5
          Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Baby Jesus wouldn't like German cars though.
          Baby Jesus wouldn't drive ANYTHING European. Jesus, like any good person, would drive American.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
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            • Jun 2009
            • 8622

            #6
            Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

            Originally posted by slyscafe View Post
            Baby Jesus wouldn't drive ANYTHING European. Jesus, like any good person, would drive American.
            Well I have it on good authority that Jesus approves of high-end European luxury cars. I currently drive a Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG and before purchasing it, I prayed to God for a sign. About 30 seconds after I prayed...a Mercedes-Benz commercial was on TV! Now, Jesus could've allowed that commercial to happen or not to happen. He chose to air that commercial to guide me in my financial decision.

            I would imagine Jesus would appreciate a finely-crafted, brilliantly engineered German automobile that can go from 0-60 mph in just 4.2 seconds. A car like this is a work of art that displays the best of man's creative and engineering abilities. This is an example of man using the talents that God gave him.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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            • JRFinn
              Doubting Thomas
              • Jun 2009
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              #7
              Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

              Good god, it's like Saudi Arabia, with all the mooslim labels filed off.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                would imagine Jesus would appreciate a finely-crafted, brilliantly engineered German automobile that can go from 0-60 mph in just 4.2 seconds. A car like this is a work of art that displays the best of man's creative and engineering abilities. This is an example of man using the talents that God gave him.
                Well Rev., you know you and I don't see this the same way. We are waiting for the Pastors to decide upon this issue once and for all, but that could take some time.

                I know the AMG cars are not like, say, Dodge Calibers, but they are still German. Personally, I think you need to have another look at the highly successful US performance cars.

                Personally, I think a Ford GT would suit you (and Christ) better.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • christHEARTSe30
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                  #9
                  Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  You do know that BMW E30's are getting on a bit don't you? I hope you had your cam-belt changed at 100K. Expensive, that.

                  Baby Jesus wouldn't like German cars though.

                  (I case the "e30" bit of your username stands for something else, I apologize. )
                  I do own a BMW! As a resident of God's country, I refuse to drive anything other than an American car. I drive a 2000 Chevorlet Corvette (FRC / 6spd) in Torch Red to remind sinners of the color of hellfire.

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                  • christHEARTSe30
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                    #10
                    Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

                    Edit, I meant to say I do NOT own a BMW.

                    Originally posted by christHEARTSe30 View Post
                    I do NOT own a BMW! As a resident of God's country, I refuse to drive anything other than an American car. I drive a 2000 Chevorlet Corvette (FRC / 6spd) in Torch Red to remind sinners of the color of hellfire.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #11
                      Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Well Rev., you know you and I don't see this the same way. We are waiting for the Pastors to decide upon this issue once and for all, but that could take some time.

                      I know the AMG cars are not like, say, Dodge Calibers, but they are still German. Personally, I think you need to have another look at the highly successful US performance cars.

                      Personally, I think a Ford GT would suit you (and Christ) better.
                      Brother W-O, you must admit it is quite amusing that an American like me is vouching for the superiority of European automobiles while an European like you is doing the same for American ones?

                      Now, don't get me wrong. A Ford GT is a very nice performance automobile and admittedly, I would choose the GT over the SL65 if I was at a track for a day. (Did you know I once rented out Nürburgring for a half-day for my Christian Racing Ministry? Truly an awesome time!) However, I also appreciate the fine luxury the Mercedes-Benz offers in my daily driving that the spartan GT does not provide.

                      Prior to my purchase of the SL65, I also test-drove a Corvette Z06 and a Saleen S7, but the Benz really spoke to me inwardly. I think it was Jesus talking. I think Jesus would approve of a Mercedes-Benz because Germany is still, for the most part, a Christian nation of white Europeans. Of course, it goes without saying, once you get behind the wheel of a high-class supersport automobile like the Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG and floor that baby....you will feel God with you!

                      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                      • christHEARTSe30
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                        #12
                        Re: My vision of a truely Christian nation

                        Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                        Brother W-O, you must admit it is quite amusing that an American like me is vouching for the superiority of European automobiles while an European like you is doing the same for American ones?

                        Now, don't get me wrong. A Ford GT is a very nice performance automobile and admittedly, I would choose the GT over the SL65 if I was at a track for a day. (Did you know I once rented out Nürburgring for a half-day for my Christian Racing Ministry? Truly an awesome time!) However, I also appreciate the fine luxury the Mercedes-Benz offers in my daily driving that the spartan GT does not provide.

                        Prior to my purchase of the SL65, I also test-drove a Corvette Z06 and a Saleen S7, but the Benz really spoke to me inwardly. I think it was Jesus talking. I think Jesus would approve of a Mercedes-Benz because Germany is still, for the most part, a Christian nation of white Europeans. Of course, it goes without saying, once you get behind the wheel of a high-class supersport automobile like the Mercedes-Benz SL65 AMG and floor that baby....you will feel God with you!
                        God bless you! Do you have any pics of your SL65, I realize it is a little off topic but i'd love to see them!

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