[WWJDnow]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

I know someone who used to run an English school in Japan. He told me that this is the way they learn English over there:

[Free Market Fred]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

I know someone who used to run an English school in Japan. He told me that this is the way they learn English over there:

Amen, Brother WW. Japanese got some kind of genetic defect that makes it impossible for them to speak English. And unlike the Koreans and Chinks, they drive on the wrong side of the road. I think they got the right and left hemispheres of their brains reversed, which is why they can't even understand the Chink language like all the other Asiatics.

But to be fair, the Eurotrash also got problems communicating...

I've traveled all around the world, and you just wouldn't believe all the people who don't speak English. I'm sure that this is no historical accident. The fact is that the Lord wrote the Bible in English, and that's all the proof you need to know that America is God's chosen country.

[M. Mansfield, MD]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

In med school, I once had to share living quarters with a Japanese fellow named Hiroshi Jones. His parents adopted him, giving him their obviously American name. Aside from his annoying habit of stealing my Kit Kat bars before exams, he also seemed to have problems giving injections to women. He did fine with males, but you'd often hear him say, "No rike shoot the girl, she too softy softy."

On holidays, especially Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve, he would buy buckets of KFC for all of us. "I rikey the kuhno," he'd say.

Yes, a strange bunch they are. I hear he is practicing in Iowa somewhere.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How To Spot a Jap

Shout GLORY!!!!