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  • Marshall
    Righteous and Patriotic
    Highest body count at the VFW
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2006
    • 3322

    #31
    Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

    That is poetry! God loves us so much and Graces us with the means to afford a safe and comfortable vehicle with ABS and OnStar and run flat tires. Mine had a central inflation system also. I loved that truck.
    Don't these hippies think God understands about the "environment"? Surely He only allows those who deserve and need these vehicles to have them. Those that He wants to live long and posh lives as a reward for their worship and faithfulness. Thats why Welfare scum and flowerheads don't drive them. God doesn't want them to.

    Didn't see too many flooded Hummers and Navigators after Katrina did you?
    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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    • Loser_seed
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Apr 2007
      • 293

      #32
      Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
      That is poetry! God loves us so much and Graces us with the means to afford a safe and comfortable vehicle with ABS and OnStar and run flat tires. Mine had a central inflation system also. I loved that truck.
      Don't these hippies think God understands about the "environment"? Surely He only allows those who deserve and need these vehicles to have them. Those that He wants to live long and posh lives as a reward for their worship and faithfulness. Thats why Welfare scum and flowerheads don't drive them. God doesn't want them to.

      Didn't see too many flooded Hummers and Navigators after Katrina did you?
      Hummers are too big for thier own good. And I love Earth day, being that we do come from her.

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #33
        Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

        What sign are you Lunar??
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Loser_seed
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2007
          • 293

          #34
          Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
          What sign are you Lunar??
          Libra. Why you ask?

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          • MoonFlower
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 522

            #35
            Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

            Cuz I think you're absolutely hot.
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • Loser_seed
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Apr 2007
              • 293

              #36
              Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

              Cool. You're groovey, yourself.

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              • MoonFlower
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 522

                #37
                Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                Cool. You're groovey, yourself.
                Not quite the answer I was looking for.... I might have to take a different approach here.....

                So Lunar....wanna meet up by my sycamore and get to know each other?

                Moon
                You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                • Warrior in Christ
                  "Stumpy"
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2007
                  • 430

                  #38
                  Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                  Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                  Not quite the answer I was looking for.... I might have to take a different approach here.....

                  So Lunar....wanna meet up by my sycamore and get to know each other?

                  Moon
                  As much as I don't condone your very sinful actions Moon, I would have to say the reason he did not react the way you wanted him to is because he's a flaming faggot, or homer, whichever term you would perfer.
                  Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                  • Loser_seed
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 293

                    #39
                    Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                    Where is that? Because if it's outside of my area of NJ, then I can't, because I have a job, and I'm saveing up to travel in July.

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                    • Warrior in Christ
                      "Stumpy"
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 430

                      #40
                      Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                      Originally posted by Lunar_seed View Post
                      Where is that? Because if it's outside of my area of NJ, then I can't, because I have a job, and I'm saveing up to travel in July.
                      Let me rephrase what I said earlier, a heathenistic flaming faggot that lacks faith in Christ, thus lacking the rich rewards that come with it. I.E. a loser with a shotty job.
                      Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                      • Loser_seed
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 293

                        #41
                        Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                        Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                        As much as I don't condone your very sinful actions Moon, I would have to say the reason he did not react the way you wanted him to is because he's a flaming faggot, or homer, whichever term you would perfer.
                        No, it's beacause I am really bone headed some times, and I don't really see things people say untill later on... But, it's all good.

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                        • MoonFlower
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 522

                          #42
                          Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                          Ok, I'm gonna make this really, really easy for you to understand....ready?...ok....

                          How would you feel about a one night stand with Moon?

                          Understand??

                          Moon
                          You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                          • Warrior in Christ
                            "Stumpy"
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 430

                            #43
                            Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                            Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                            Ok, I'm gonna make this really, really easy for you to understand....ready?...ok....

                            How would you feel about a one night stand with Moon?

                            Understand??

                            Moon
                            Once again, it's painfully obvious that he's a sinful homer. What Tree-hugging sinner would turn down a session of uninhibited sex and narcotic use with you?
                            Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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                            • MoonFlower
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 522

                              #44
                              Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                              Originally posted by Warrior in Christ View Post
                              Once again, it's painfully obvious that he's a sinful homer. What Tree-hugging sinner would turn down a session of uninhibited sex and narcotic use with you?
                              Who said anything about narcotics, although maybe if I were intoxicated he might understand me a little better.
                              You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                              • Warrior in Christ
                                "Stumpy"
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2007
                                • 430

                                #45
                                Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

                                Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
                                Who said anything about narcotics, although maybe if I were intoxicated he might understand me a little better.
                                I thought it was a common practice for pgayans and wickers to shoot heroin during the satanic sex rituals? Am I incorrect in this assumption?
                                Last edited by Warrior in Christ; 04-17-2007, 05:15 AM.
                                Proverbs 23:13 Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. 14Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

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