[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Fine! I was just trying to be nice to you! It's not like any other of your servants buy anything for you! I'm actually the only one that likes you! But whatever, I'll plant them by my Sycamore tree in forest.

You're very mean...and ungrateful.


Broken Hearted,
Moon

Your' not the one who has to listen to my fellow church members scream about "Pagan ocular she rapists", what ever that means that can’t be good. Look Moonflower, my neighbors are good simple quite Christian folk and not sophisticated and worldly like me. They just won’t understand. They follow the ways Jesus sets for them and are alarmed when something changes that. It is like you doing your morning aerobic exercises on the back patio. Ted Owns coincidently is doing his daily video tapping of the wonders of nature for his daily prayer regime, Ted’s wife Missy finds the tape in Ted’s sock draw and all kinds of misunderstandings result from it.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

I have a simple philosophy and a set of guidelines for observing "Earth Day":

Find inner peace
Understand your neighbors
Care for others
Kindness is contagious
Yearn for greatness
Open your heart
Urge others to care

[MoonFlower]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Your' not the one who has to listen to my fellow church members scream about "Pagan ocular she rapists", what ever that means that can’t be good. Look Moonflower, my neighbors are good simple quite Christian folk and not sophisticated and worldly like me. They just won’t understand. They follow the ways Jesus sets for them and are alarmed when something changes that. It is like you doing your morning aerobic exercises on the back patio. Ted Owns coincidently is doing his daily video tapping of the wonders of nature for his daily prayer regime, Ted’s wife Missy finds the tape in Ted’s sock draw and all kinds of misunderstandings result from it.

It's not my fault that perv of Mr. Owens videotapes me "by mistake"!

So what I'm getting, BJ, is that you basically care what others think of you? That's sad.

That's fine BJ...since your neighbors are getting all sort of ideas then I guess I have to cut back on the things I do for you, for instance, no more massages, no more preparing your bath, picking out your clothing for Sunday mass, no more Cuban desserts you love so much

...God forbid your neighbors start thinking we're sleeping together!

Moon

PS - And from now on, I'll go do my morning aerobics and yoga in the woods.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Brother Cheney told me in an email he was going to spend his Earth Day the same way as he did last year. He also said he was going to wear special T-Shirts he had made.

You gotta love those guys in the White House! They are so caring and thoughtful!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[H.P. Crowley]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

I'm going to drive my Hummer down to the parade, and hand out little flyers demonstrating how Hummers are more "green" than Priuses!

Excerpt:

I had my Hummer tweaked, so now it's EXTRA GREEN!

Naturally, I'll include information about the Superstack in Sudbury, including pictures of the dead zone surrounding the plant from which Toyota gets the nickel for those Prius batteries!

Excerpt:



Ain't it purty? That there's the Superstack (almost 1/4 mile tall) waaaaay back in the distance, across the dead zone.

Yeeesh!!! I guess that no matter how you slice it, driving everywhere is bad for OUR environment. Why would anyone want one of those high maintenance Prius's anyway, when a diesel Jetta gets 50 mpg, is easy to work on, and runs forever. not to mention that it will run on bio-diesel without modification. I drive a Chevy Malibu Maxx right now (27 mpg, holds as much as an Explorer, great in snow, and UNION-MADE!!!) , but if these oil prices keep up, my next car will be a grease-burner. Oh, and BTW, taking a walk to the corner store never hurt the Earth.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Yeeesh!!! I guess that no matter how you slice it, driving everywhere is bad for OUR environment. Why would anyone want one of those high maintenance Prius's anyway, when a diesel Jetta gets 50 mpg, is easy to work on, and runs forever. not to mention that it will run on bio-diesel without modification. I drive a Chevy Malibu Maxx right now (27 mpg, holds as much as an Explorer, great in snow, and UNION-MADE!!!) , but if these oil prices keep up, my next car will be a grease-burner. Oh, and BTW, taking a walk to the corner store never hurt the Earth.

Silly little man. We are going to be raptured soon! We don't care what you Hellbound sinners do to the Earth.

We will be up in Heaven, drinking pina coladas, looking down at you a having the laugh of our lives!

GLORY!!!!!!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[H.P. Crowley]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Silly little man. We are going to be raptured soon! We don't care what you Hellbound sinners do to the Earth.

We will be up in Heaven, drinking pina coladas, looking down at you a having the laugh of our lives!

GLORY!!!!!!

Lve, Sister Thumper

i can't wait. The day that all of the Abrahamic crackheads (Jews, Muslims, and Xians alike) beat it, I'm gonna dance a jig! More room for the heathens, athiests, and liberal theists, i say!

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

i can't wait. The day that all of the Abrahamic crackheads (Jews, Muslims, and Xians alike) beat it, I'm gonna dance a jig! More room for the heathens, athiests, and liberal theists, i say!

Heathenistic worshipper of Lovecraftian fiction,
she's not talking about JUST the rapture though, she's talking about when your flesh and sinew are being removed from your body and you're screaming from pain unknown to mortals in the lake of fire; that's when we'll be looking down and laughing. Of course, you know full well that there is a way to be safe from this horrible fate. Start living your life like a True Christian and you will never face any of these problems.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

It's not my fault that perv of Mr. Owens videotapes me "by mistake"!

So what I'm getting, BJ, is that you basically care what others think of you? That's sad.

Now Moonflower, you know I do it only for Jesus. It is HIS love I crave.

That's fine BJ...since your neighbors are getting all sort of ideas then I guess I have to cut back on the things I do for you, for instance, no more massages, no more preparing your bath, picking out your clothing for Sunday mass, no more Cuban desserts you love so much

...God forbid your neighbors start thinking we're sleeping together!

Now you know that will never happen. As Pastor Al says "You Bobby-Joe and Born Again Bob are the only two men I trust around Moonflower and God help you two."

My reputation for virtue is impeccable.

PS - And from now on, I'll go do my morning aerobics and yoga in the woods.

Well as long as it is fine with Larry Lee. I though you were part of his “Sweat for Jesus” class.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Yeeesh!!! I guess that no matter how you slice it, driving everywhere is bad for OUR environment. Why would anyone want one of those high maintenance Prius's anyway, when a diesel Jetta gets 50 mpg, is easy to work on, and runs forever. not to mention that it will run on bio-diesel without modification. I drive a Chevy Malibu Maxx right now (27 mpg, holds as much as an Explorer, great in snow, and UNION-MADE!!!) , but if these oil prices keep up, my next car will be a grease-burner. Oh, and BTW, taking a walk to the corner store never hurt the Earth.

Walk, in this storm friend? No, that's why we need hummers! Anyway my hummer gets a GODLY 12 miles to the gallon un like that cheep piece of junk you drive.

The reason why those damn electric cars are so poisonous is Jesus hates electricity. HE wouldn't have gave us fossil fuels if HE wanted us to use electricity.

[MoonFlower]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

Now you know that will never happen. As Pastor Al says "You Bobby-Joe and Born Again Bob are the only two men I trust around Moonflower and God help you two."

What's he trying to say then?....no other TC man can be trusted around me?

My reputation for virtue is impeccable.

....yes I know....what a shame....

Well as long as it is fine with Larry Lee. I though you were part of his “Sweat for Jesus” class.

I'm actually in his private class. Sucks that it's only three times a week though.


Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

What's he trying to say then?....no other TC man can be trusted around me?



....yes I know....what a shame....




I'm actually in his private class. Sucks that it's only three times a week though.


Moon

What kind of uniform does he have you wearing in his private class?

[MoonFlower]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

What kind of uniform does he have you wearing in his private class?

Um, anything light. I usually wear my comfy short-shorts and a low-cut, tight fitting tank top.

He's so nice, he lets me shower at his place when we're done! One heck of a work out! You should join his class, you might learn a thing or two for Lar baby.

Moon

[Marshall]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

The only reason Hummers use so much gas is because they are so safe. It takes a lot of good old U.S Steel to make a Hummer and steel isn't light. Gotta have horsepower to push it and you can't have horsepower without at least 8 cylinders. As we all know, the best Hummers are the diesel kind with vertical stacks so the smoke doesn't blow back in the open back windows. I used to ride with the A/C on but it would get too cold inside the cab(dual climate control! Love it!) so opening the rear windows sort of evened it out. I loved mine and I wish I still had it.

The fact is that after we are Raptured the Earth will belong to the dregs of humanity that are left. Why should they get a pristine glory hole? Why shouldn't we drive what we want? We should be able to drive freely in anything we can afford. Right now for me my daily driver is a Ford F350 crewcab dually. My weekend toy as everyone knows is a 1969 Road Runner that I bought at an auction last year at great peril to my life. I narrowly escaped death on the drive home when a miniature truck(S10 I think) was creamed by an Expedition a mere 1000 feet ahead of me on the interstate. After that there is no way I will drive a vehicle under 16 feet long and 2 1/2 tons. No way. (unless it's a musclecar)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How True Christians Celebrate "Earth Day"

The fact is that after we are Raptured the Earth will belong to the dregs of humanity that are left. Why should they get a pristine glory hole? Why shouldn't we drive what we want? We should be able to drive freely in anything we can afford. Right now for me my daily driver is a Ford F350 crewcab dually. My weekend toy as everyone knows is a 1969 Road Runner that I bought at an auction last year at great peril to my life. I narrowly escaped death on the drive home when a miniature truck(S10 I think) was creamed by an Expedition a mere 1000 feet ahead of me on the interstate. After that there is no way I will drive a vehicle under 16 feet long and 2 1/2 tons. No way. (unless it's a musclecar)

Godly point Brother Marshall. As usual you see to the meat of the matter; it is not safe to be a Christian these days. Satan hates us so much out of pure spite he will order one of his meat puppet into their little electric cars to kamikaze us! As Brother Marshall points out anything under 16 feet is is not going to survive such a violent attack. Maybe some sinner like HP Crowely can away with driving a Metro because Satan knows he has Crowley's soul but for us TRUE Christians(tm) real metal is a matter of survival in a God hating world.