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  • Glendora Christianson
    Spiritual Mother of LBC
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2329

    #1

    Hellywood Endorses Hellery

    Folks, I could try to conjure up a look of surprise, but it'd be easier to get excited about junk mail than this story. I suppose E.T. is a Democrat too?
    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
  • Bernal
    Unsaved Trash
    On thin ice with for telling nasty Liebral lies about Landover
     
    • Jun 2007
    • 66

    #2
    Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

    Anyone would be better than the vile man we have as a "President" currently.

    I myself want Obama to win the Democrats, because I don't think Hillary is quite right for the White House. I believe Barack would be much better at conducting foreign affairs and, well, everything in general.

    I didn't know that Spielberg hosted a party for Barack...tricky man.

    As long as we don't get another Republican.
    "I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination; I believe in life, words, and motivations."

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #3
      Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

      Originally posted by Bernal View Post
      Anyone would be better than the vile man we have as a "President" currently.

      I myself want Obama to win the Democrats, because I don't think Hillary is quite right for the White House. I believe Barack would be much better at conducting foreign affairs and, well, everything in general.

      I didn't know that Spielberg hosted a party for Barack...tricky man.

      As long as we don't get another Republican.
      Why not just start wearing a burqa now and avoid the rush?
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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2007
        • 831

        #4
        Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Why not just start wearing a burqa now and avoid the rush?
        Where's the fun in that?

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        • Rachael Van Helsing
          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
          • Sep 2006
          • 5131

          #5
          Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

          Originally posted by Bernal View Post
          Anyone would be better than the vile man we have as a "President" currently.

          I myself want Obama to win the Democrats, because I don't think Hillary is quite right for the White House. I believe Barack would be much better at conducting foreign affairs and, well, everything in general.

          I didn't know that Spielberg hosted a party for Barack...tricky man.

          As long as we don't get another Republican.
          I agree. I'd prefer Obama, I mean I know I'm a feminist and all that, but I just don't like Hillary Clinton.
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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #6
            Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            I agree. I'd prefer Obama, I mean I know I'm a feminist and all that, but I just don't like Hillary Clinton.
            Of course you prefer Osama Barak. If things go the way you want, once you're had your way with his giant Nigra tallywhacker, you'd strap a bomb on and take out some decent Republican folk to show your devotion for him and his moon god cause.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              I agree. I'd prefer Obama, I mean I know I'm a feminist and all that, but I just don't like Hillary Clinton.
              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Of course you prefer Osama Barak. If things go the way you want, once you're had your way with his giant Nigra tallywhacker, you'd strap a bomb on and take out some decent Republican folk to show your devotion for him and his moon god cause.
              You hit the nail on the head once again sister M&M. I know you'd rather hit the witch on the head, but our time is fast approaching. You'll get first whack on this one, I promise.

              Notice that she claims to hate Hellary? These bulldykes get so territorial when they try and act like a Man.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #8
                Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Of course you prefer Osama Barak. If things go the way you want, once you're had your way with his giant Nigra tallywhacker, you'd strap a bomb on and take out some decent Republican folk to show your devotion for him and his moon god cause.
                ...................Whoa! Where did that come from??
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                  Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                  One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                  Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 12414

                  #9
                  Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  ...................Whoa! Where did that come from??
                  You're an America-hating witch. It all leads to the same thing. Suicide bombing the Lord's favored people.
                  Posted via Prayer

                  1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                  Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                  Blogging for CHRIST!
                  Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                  All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                  Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                  On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                  My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #10
                    Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    You're an America-hating witch. It all leads to the same thing. Suicide bombing the Lord's favored people.
                    I don't hate America. I'm just not very fond of the people currently running it. There's a huge difference. You don't blame the citizens for what the tyrants do, except so far in that they voted for them, but with how corrupt the voting system is, that doesn't mean too much anyway..
                    Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 06-18-2007, 05:20 AM.
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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #11
                      Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                      I don't hate America. I'm just not very fond of the people currently running it. There's a huge difference. You don't blame the citizens for what the tyrants do, except so far in that they voted for them, but with how corrupt the voting system is, that doesn't mean too much anyway..
                      Look VanChowderhead, we have explained all this before. When it looked as though America was going to make the mistake of electing the known communist Al Gore, Jesus intervened and hand-picked GWB to lead us against the ragheads in the War on Terror. You should get down on your knees and thank Him for all He's done for America, ungrateful witch.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Joo
                        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 831

                        #12
                        Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Look VanChowderhead, we have explained all this before. When it looked as though America was going to make the mistake of electing the known communist Al Gore, Jesus intervened and hand-picked GWB to lead us against the ragheads in the War on Terror. You should get down on your knees and thank Him for all He's done for America, ungrateful witch.
                        What has he done for America exactly?

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555

                          #13
                          Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                          Originally posted by Joo View Post
                          What has he done for America exactly?
                          Are you blind? Saved us from the mudslime hordes who hate freedom. Have you noticed that America has not been attacked since 9/11? Not once! You can thank Jesus and GWB for that.

                          The same cannot be said for Godless England. God hates you eurotrash fools.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Joo
                            International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 831

                            #14
                            Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Are you blind? Saved us from the mudslime hordes who hate freedom. Have you noticed that America has not been attacked since 9/11? Not once! You can thank Jesus and GWB for that.

                            The same cannot be said for Godless England. God hates you eurotrash fools.
                            And what else has he done? What about our economy? Health care?

                            Also, why did you say "you"? I'm not from Europe.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78555

                              #15
                              Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                              Originally posted by Joo View Post
                              And what else has he done? What about our economy? Health care?

                              Everyone I know if wealthy and healthy. God rewards us for our faith.

                              2 Samuel 22:21
                              The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.


                              Also, why did you say "you"? I'm not from Europe.
                              My mistake. I had you confused with some other unsaved heathen. You talk like those eurotrash homers talk.

                              Have you ever even read the Bible?
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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