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  • Joo
    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
    • Jun 2007
    • 831

    #16
    Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Have you ever even read the Bible?
    A few years back yes I did, and I'm actually re-reading it currently. Guess what, I'm even reading YOUR version.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555

      #17
      Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

      Originally posted by Joo View Post
      A few years back yes I did, and I'm actually re-reading it currently. Guess what, I'm even reading YOUR version.
      There is only ONE True version of the Holy Bible. Since satan is your father, I imagine its all incomprehensible to you. Otherwise you wouldn't be in here mocking Jesus and throwing hissy fits because you can't understand God's Divine plan.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Joo
        International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Jun 2007
        • 831

        #18
        Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        There is only ONE True version of the Holy Bible. Since satan is your father, I imagine its all incomprehensible to you. Otherwise you wouldn't be in here mocking Jesus and throwing hissy fits because you can't understand God's Divine plan.
        Yeah the King James 1611 version I know.

        Oh and btw, you know the cool thing about being the son of Satan himself? Well I'll list 'em:

        1. I therefor know for a fact that Satan exists as well as Heaven, Hell and all that. I know all about it then, every little nuance, I mean hell I was born from evil itself.

        2. Going along with being born from evil, well then I won't really mind being in hell, in fact I'll probably have fun.

        3. I've got Demonic blood and powers.

        4. My dad could beat up your dad.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #19
          Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

          Originally posted by Joo View Post
          Yeah the King James 1611 version I know.

          Oh and btw, you know the cool thing about being the son of Satan himself? Well I'll list 'em:

          1. I therefor know for a fact that Satan exists as well as Heaven, Hell and all that. I know all about it then, every little nuance, I mean hell I was born from evil itself.

          2. Going along with being born from evil, well then I won't really mind being in hell, in fact I'll probably have fun.

          3. I've got Demonic blood and powers.

          4. My dad could beat up your dad.
          Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Unsaved and Loving It
            Unsaved Trash, Foul Worthless Garbage Hellbound Sinner
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2007
            • 308

            #20
            Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.
            Says the guy who told Joo about his true heritage
            Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?

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            • Joo
              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Jun 2007
              • 831

              #21
              Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.
              You're the one whom said I was the spawn of Satan, and you're always right aren't you? I mean, you're backed by Jesus you can't make a mistake...oh wait, maybe you can, because you're human. No...no way.

              Sorry to disappoint you but that post was sarcastic in the highest of levels.

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131

                #22
                Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Look VanChowderhead, we have explained all this before. When it looked as though America was going to make the mistake of electing the known communist Al Gore, Jesus intervened and hand-picked GWB to lead us against the ragheads in the War on Terror. You should get down on your knees and thank Him for all He's done for America, ungrateful witch.
                Thank GWB for what? For helping to make the US the laughingstock of the civilized world? I'll be sure and mail him a thankyou letter. Or maybe for spending millions upon millions to keep troops in Iraq while not giving a hoot about the welfare of his own citizens? Although I guess it isn't all Dubya. It's people like Cheney pulling the strings. Or should I say, Dubya's leash.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                  Originally posted by Bernal View Post
                  Anyone would be better than the vile man we have as a "President" currently.

                  I myself want Obama to win the Democrats, because I don't think Hillary is quite right for the White House. I believe Barack would be much better at conducting foreign affairs and, well, everything in general.
                  Well, I'm glad to see that even a hellbound liar like yourself can recognise that a woman would never be qualified to enter the White House, other than for the purpose of cleaning it.
                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  Sorry to disappoint you but that post was sarcastic in the highest of levels.
                  I'd heard that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit, but I had no idea there were separate levels within sarcasm. I'd be interested to know what the lowest level of sarcasm is, since that might be easier for my poor simple Christian mind to grasp. How exactly do you calculate the grading scheme for these things?
                  Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                  Thank GWB for what? For helping to make the US the laughingstock of the civilized world? I'll be sure and mail him a thankyou letter.
                  Praise! That's just how JESUS likes it!
                  Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                  11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

                  Can anyone still deny that GWB is doing GOD's work?
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #24
                    Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Well, I'm glad to see that even a hellbound liar like yourself can recognise that a woman would never be qualified to enter the White House, other than for the purpose of cleaning it.

                    She didn't say that a woman could never be qualified to be President, only that she didn't think Hilary was qualified.

                    Can anyone still deny that GWB is doing GOD's work?
                    If Shrubya is supposed to be doing God's work, God needs to dock his pay, because nothing about the man is holy.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Brother Temperance
                      Senior Usher
                      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                      A very nice young man
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15621

                      #25
                      Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                      Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                      She didn't say that a woman could never be qualified to be President, only that she didn't think Hilary was qualified.
                      Oh, so I suppose she should support one of the other women running for the Presidency, like, um...
                      Or maybe she thinks there's no suitable candidates this time round, but she would have supported one of the great female candidates from the past, like, um...
                      Face it, witch: there never has been a female president, and there never will be. Your Helen Keller/Emma Goldman dream ticket is never going to happen.
                      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                      • Betty Lambskin
                        Apple Sucker
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 144

                        #26
                        Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        If Shrubya is supposed to be doing God's work, God needs to dock his pay, because nothing about the man is holy.
                        I suppose you'd rather have a president who bounces interns on his knee and lets little girls polish his Washington Monument!

                        Typical depraved crystal-worshipper. Time to shave your underarms!

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Oh, so I suppose she should support one of the other women running for the Presidency, like, um...
                          Or maybe she thinks there's no suitable candidates this time round, but she would have supported one of the great female candidates from the past, like, um...
                          Face it, witch: there never has been a female president, and there never will be. Your Helen Keller/Emma Goldman dream ticket is never going to happen.

                          If I ubderstood her coretly, she was implying that in a future election, there WILL be a suitable woman candidate.

                          As for a Helen Keller/Emma Goldman ticket, you're right - that will never happen because both of them are long dead. It's a little difficult to run for office when you have no pulse. I'm amazed that Shrubya managed to do it with no brain waves.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                            Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                            If I ubderstood her coretly, she was implying that in a future election, there WILL be a suitable woman candidate.
                            Yes, and in a future election, mudslimes will fly around on the backs of pigs. Give it up, little lady: Jesus will have called His Faithful home to Glory, and killed everyone else, long before then.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #29
                              Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                              Originally posted by Betty Lambskin View Post
                              I suppose you'd rather have a president who bounces interns on his knee and lets little girls polish his Washington Monument!


                              Not at all - I found Bill Clinton's behavior despicable.

                              Typical depraved crystal-worshipper. Time to shave your underarms!

                              As soon as you get your nose out of them.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Betty Lambskin
                                Apple Sucker
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 144

                                #30
                                Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

                                Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                                As soon as you get your nose out of them.

                                I run, but I can't hide from you and Cliton's lesbian stink!

                                And BTW, how do you think the world would feel knowing that once a month, the PMS-er in Chief might might get her panties in a bunch and oh, I don't know, destory the world! Or worse: make abortions mandatory!

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