[Joo (Quarantined)]

Re: Hellywood Endorses Hellery

Have you ever even read the Bible?

A few years back yes I did, and I'm actually re-reading it currently. Guess what, I'm even reading YOUR version.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A few years back yes I did, and I'm actually re-reading it currently. Guess what, I'm even reading YOUR version.

There is only ONE True version of the Holy Bible. Since satan is your father, I imagine its all incomprehensible to you. Otherwise you wouldn't be in here mocking Jesus and throwing hissy fits because you can't understand God's Divine plan.

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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There is only ONE True version of the Holy Bible. Since satan is your father, I imagine its all incomprehensible to you. Otherwise you wouldn't be in here mocking Jesus and throwing hissy fits because you can't understand God's Divine plan.

Yeah the King James 1611 version I know.

Oh and btw, you know the cool thing about being the son of Satan himself? Well I'll list 'em:

1. I therefor know for a fact that Satan exists as well as Heaven, Hell and all that. I know all about it then, every little nuance, I mean hell I was born from evil itself.

2. Going along with being born from evil, well then I won't really mind being in hell, in fact I'll probably have fun.

3. I've got Demonic blood and powers.

4. My dad could beat up your dad.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Yeah the King James 1611 version I know.

Oh and btw, you know the cool thing about being the son of Satan himself? Well I'll list 'em:

1. I therefor know for a fact that Satan exists as well as Heaven, Hell and all that. I know all about it then, every little nuance, I mean hell I was born from evil itself.

2. Going along with being born from evil, well then I won't really mind being in hell, in fact I'll probably have fun.

3. I've got Demonic blood and powers.

4. My dad could beat up your dad.

Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.

[Unsaved and Loving It]

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Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.

Says the guy who told Joo about his true heritage

[Joo (Quarantined)]

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Now you have lowered yourself to the level of that Jedi retard. I thought you were at least sane.

You're the one whom said I was the spawn of Satan, and you're always right aren't you? I mean, you're backed by Jesus you can't make a mistake...oh wait, maybe you can, because you're human. No...no way.

Sorry to disappoint you but that post was sarcastic in the highest of levels.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Look VanChowderhead, we have explained all this before. When it looked as though America was going to make the mistake of electing the known communist Al Gore, Jesus intervened and hand-picked GWB to lead us against the ragheads in the War on Terror. You should get down on your knees and thank Him for all He's done for America, ungrateful witch.

Thank GWB for what? For helping to make the US the laughingstock of the civilized world? I'll be sure and mail him a thankyou letter. Or maybe for spending millions upon millions to keep troops in Iraq while not giving a hoot about the welfare of his own citizens? Although I guess it isn't all Dubya. It's people like Cheney pulling the strings. Or should I say, Dubya's leash.

[Brother Temperance]

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Anyone would be better than the vile man we have as a "President" currently.

I myself want Obama to win the Democrats, because I don't think Hillary is quite right for the White House. I believe Barack would be much better at conducting foreign affairs and, well, everything in general.

Well, I'm glad to see that even a hellbound liar like yourself can recognise that a woman would never be qualified to enter the White House, other than for the purpose of cleaning it.

Sorry to disappoint you but that post was sarcastic in the highest of levels.

I'd heard that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit, but I had no idea there were separate levels within sarcasm. I'd be interested to know what the lowest level of sarcasm is, since that might be easier for my poor simple Christian mind to grasp. How exactly do you calculate the grading scheme for these things?

Thank GWB for what? For helping to make the US the laughingstock of the civilized world? I'll be sure and mail him a thankyou letter.

Praise! That's just how JESUS likes it!
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Can anyone still deny that GWB is doing GOD's work?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Well, I'm glad to see that even a hellbound liar like yourself can recognise that a woman would never be qualified to enter the White House, other than for the purpose of cleaning it.

She didn't say that a woman could never be qualified to be President, only that she didn't think Hilary was qualified.

Can anyone still deny that GWB is doing GOD's work?

If Shrubya is supposed to be doing God's work, God needs to dock his pay, because nothing about the man is holy.

[Brother Temperance]

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She didn't say that a woman could never be qualified to be President, only that she didn't think Hilary was qualified.

Oh, so I suppose she should support one of the other women running for the Presidency, like, um...
Or maybe she thinks there's no suitable candidates this time round, but she would have supported one of the great female candidates from the past, like, um...
Face it, witch: there never has been a female president, and there never will be. Your Helen Keller/Emma Goldman dream ticket is never going to happen.

[Betty Lambskin]

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If Shrubya is supposed to be doing God's work, God needs to dock his pay, because nothing about the man is holy.

I suppose you'd rather have a president who bounces interns on his knee and lets little girls polish his Washington Monument!

Typical depraved crystal-worshipper. Time to shave your underarms!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oh, so I suppose she should support one of the other women running for the Presidency, like, um...
Or maybe she thinks there's no suitable candidates this time round, but she would have supported one of the great female candidates from the past, like, um...
Face it, witch: there never has been a female president, and there never will be. Your Helen Keller/Emma Goldman dream ticket is never going to happen.

If I ubderstood her coretly, she was implying that in a future election, there WILL be a suitable woman candidate.

As for a Helen Keller/Emma Goldman ticket, you're right - that will never happen because both of them are long dead. It's a little difficult to run for office when you have no pulse. I'm amazed that Shrubya managed to do it with no brain waves.

[Brother Temperance]

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If I ubderstood her coretly, she was implying that in a future election, there WILL be a suitable woman candidate.

Yes, and in a future election, mudslimes will fly around on the backs of pigs. Give it up, little lady: Jesus will have called His Faithful home to Glory, and killed everyone else, long before then.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I suppose you'd rather have a president who bounces interns on his knee and lets little girls polish his Washington Monument!


Not at all - I found Bill Clinton's behavior despicable.

Typical depraved crystal-worshipper. Time to shave your underarms!

As soon as you get your nose out of them.

[Betty Lambskin]

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As soon as you get your nose out of them.

I run, but I can't hide from you and Cliton's lesbian stink!

And BTW, how do you think the world would feel knowing that once a month, the PMS-er in Chief might might get her panties in a bunch and oh, I don't know, destory the world! Or worse: make abortions mandatory!