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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Al Gore Ruins July

    On direct orders from satan himself, the known communist Al Gore has organized a worldwide series of concerts, jam-packed with every heathen, liebral, and jungle-beat nigra band performing their hypnotic gyrations, with no other purpose than to trick the youth of the world into abandoning Jesus and accepting the anti-business lies of "global warming". THIS Saturday they will be broadcast to every corner of the globe, mocking Christ. What really steams me is that he is purposefully denigrating the memory of the sacrifice from the boys over in Iraq, who even now are killing mudslimes in order to prevent any further 9/11 attacks, which Clinton (and therefore Al Gore) are still responsible for. That just burns me up.

    Live Earth concerts hope to change the world

    Five Earth is ambitious by any standard: eight concerts featuring the biggest names in music, playing for a 24-hour period across the globe, all for the cause of global warming.

    However, like its template — 2006's Live 8, the global concert devoted to poverty in Africa — the mission of Live Earth is somewhat amorphous. Its aim is to "trigger a global movement to solve the climate crisis."

    Whatever Live Earth's accomplishment on Saturday, it will be difficult to measure. Former Vice President Al Gore, who partnered with Kevin Wall in founding Live Earth, believes the world needs to rise up as one giant vox populi to influence "a new political reality."

    "The tipping point in the political system will come when the majority of the people are armed with enough knowledge about the crisis and its solutions that they make this cause their own," Mr. Gore said. "Then you will see the entire political system shift dramatically."

    Yes, a "new political reality" led by satan and Karl Marx. Jesus will never allow such a thing, comrade Gore.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #2
    Re: Al Gore Ruins July

    Al Gore has ruined every single month of every year since he burst out of the womb.

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    • Trent Harvey, Jr.
      Ex-hero, almost honorably discharged
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2007
      • 722

      #3
      Re: Al Gore Ruins July

      Has anyone ever noticed that Al Gore and Al Qaeda have the same first name?
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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #4
        Re: Al Gore Ruins July

        An astute observation, Brother Trent!

        As to Algor, he could ruin a double-deck barbeque sammich with cheese, mayo and Special Sauce on it. Don't get me going on Algor!!!

        (and those little seeds on the bun and a few pickles and maybe just a few slices of baloney)

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