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  • Florida Squeezed
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    • Feb 2010
    • 9
    #1

    No Freedom Fries For Haiti...

    I was listening to CRACPOT (the unfortunate acronym for the Christian Republican Associated Programming Of Tallahassee) radio this morning and that NPR kept interfering with my signal...

    Well I suppose NPR must stand for "National Propaganda for Reprobates" because they were just all aglow with the news that the Frog-Fag himself... Nicolas Sarkozy, has just landed in Haiti and he's giving all his little gay "euros" away to the Chicken-gutting Demonic Savages over there!

    You know all he wants to do is get his slaves back and make sure that the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) loses what little profitability and influence we still have on that God-Forsaken little island... Then he's gonna turn the whole damn place into one of those gay bars so they can all dance around to that Lady GaGa creature and pour AIDS-infected goats blood on each other... Mark my words!

    And those spineless ingrates are actually gonna take his money! They're just flyin' around in helicopters together, havin' a good ol time talkin about how they wanna destroy America together... Good Lord!

    Oh, I gotta go... That was the egg-timer. (Means I'm allowed one of my "happy mommy" pills!)
    "The greatest Christian minds in female America are born from beauty pageants; Sarah Palin, Anita Bryant and Carrie Prejean. All of these intellectuals have one thing in common - they have been absolutely terrorized by the homosexuals."
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22348
      #2
      Re: No Freedom Fries For Haiti...

      Originally posted by Florida Squeezed View Post
      Nicolas Sarkozy, has just landed in Haiti and he's giving all his little gay "euros" away to the Chicken-gutting Demonic Savages over there!
      It always amazes me how stupid the French can be. How they ever discovered that they have to keep breathing to prevent suffocation is beyond me.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • WilliamJenningsBryan
          True Christian™
           
          • Jan 2007
          • 9383
          #3
          Re: No Freedom Fries For Haiti...

          Originally posted by Florida Squeezed View Post
          ....

          You know all he wants to do is get his slaves back and make sure that the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN) loses what little profitability and influence we still have on that God-Forsaken little island... Then he's gonna turn the whole damn place into one of those gay bars so they can all dance around to that Lady GaGa creature and pour AIDS-infected goats blood on each other... Mark my words!
          ....
          I didn't know the Haitians had wireless sets.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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