Obama is the Teabagger's Bitch

[H. Montague Worthington]

Barack Obama is a sissy. He will cave in to any complaint any White person makes. I am going to Washington for a business conference in six weeks, and if I meet the fancy, Socialist, America-hating Nigra that lives in the White House, I'll ask him to shine my shoes. And you know what? I'll wager he'll do it. I'll bet my wife Delores could kick his ass, and she is a battered fully subservient wife afraid of her own shadow.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Barack Obama is a sissy.

Amen to that Brother!

[TC Patriot]

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This says it all! Praise JESUS!

Picture of Tea Party posted in the Deer Park, TX gallery

[Free Market Fred]

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This says it all! Praise JESUS!

Picture of Tea Party posted in the Deer Park, TX gallery

Damn, someone screwed up. Those are the signs we put on the rest room doors at RNC headquarters. They weren't meant for public display.

Look people, we've got to stay focused. Karl Rove was explicit in his instructions to the Tea Partiers - don't call the niggers "niggers" in public. We're trying to cultivate an image of a "kinder, gentler Fascism." That's why we hired that jungle bunny Michael Steele to be front man for the Party. And that's why we paid off this Uncle Tom to show up at one of our rallies:


Don't shoot. I left my wallet in the car.

Of course, as soon as the rally was over, he was arrested for possessing a firearm while black.

This is the way we attract the middle-of-the-road voters - you know, useful idiots who think we're actually serious when we say we stand for "family values" and "small government" and "lower taxes." Of course, we DO stand for those things - keeping our corporate profits in the "family" of Wall Street bankers, keeping government regulations on big business "small" while building a police state, and "lower taxes" for billionaires.

So those signs gotta be changed. They should say "No Negroes" rather than "No Niggers." That way, people will think we're moderates.

By the way, did you know that 10% of Negroes actually vote Republican? Well, we love them and won't forget them - when they're being shipped to the concentration camp, they'll get a window seat.

Whoops, did I post this to the wrong forum? Isn't this the Tea Party planning strategy blog? Aw sh*t!

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Free Market Fred is right, as ususal. Whether we like it or not, suburban women vote, and they don't like the term "nigger." I hate being forced into using "politically-correct" terms like jungle bunny or jigaboo, but if that's what it takes to return to power in the congress this fall, so be it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Free Market Fred is right, as ususal. Whether we like it or not, suburban women vote, and they don't like the term "nigger." I hate being forced into using "politically-correct" terms like jungle bunny or jigaboo, but if that's what it takes to return to power in the congress this fall, so be it.

"Darkie" or "chocolate stallion" "piccaninny" or "colored person" are also acceptable.

[SUV]

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Socialist, America-hating

COMMUNISS!