Iraqi WMD's Found At Last!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

PRAISE JESUS! GWB has been redeemed! Just as we have been saying for years, he was right all along! Those elusive weapons of mass destruction have been FOUND! And wouldn't you know it? That wiley mudslime Sodom (who's slain) hid them at satan's international headquarters!

Iraq war chemicals found stored in U.N.!

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - The United Nations found small amounts of a chemical warfare agent, removed from Iraq a decade ago, in offices near its New York headquarters but officials said on Thursday there was no danger.

The FBI and New York police were called and they had removed the substances by late afternoon on Thursday, said Marie Okabe, a U.N. spokeswoman.

The material was identified as phosgene, an older generation chemical warfare agent, which could have been lethal if it had evaporated, the officials said.

Phosgene was used extensively during World War I as a choking agent that attacks the lungs.

"It should not have come here," said Ewen Buchanan, spokesman for the U.N. Monitoring, Verification and Inspection Commission, known as UNMOVIC, in whose offices the substance was found. Normally, such materials would be taken to a secure laboratory.

R.P. Eddy, executive director of the Manhattan Institute's Center for Policing Terrorism and a former U.N. adviser, agreed. "Did someone there make a stupid mistake that could have actually been catastrophic? Yes. Does that mean the U.N. is a flawed organization? No. This is one goofball error," he said.

The inspectors, who had searched Iraq for weapons of mass destruction, were cleaning out their offices.

They discovered two small plastic packages with metal and glass containers, ranging in size from small vials to tubes the length of a pen with liquid substances, Buchanan said.

The vials were in a small sealed metal box, thought to contain papers. The container was discovered last Friday but only on Wednesday did the inspectors find a list of what the items were.

[Marshall]

Re: Iraqi WMD's Found At Last!

Figures poisonous nerve agents would show up in some Hajis office at Americas Kremlin.
That whole building should be renovated into upper class condos.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Iraqi WMD's Found At Last!

Well, I'm not surprised that the UN has been exposed as having a hand in hiding Saddam's Weapons of Mass Distruction. Those weapons would have surely been passed along by Saddam directly to his al Qaeda friends to be used in suburban shopping malls across America, possibly even the shopping mall closest to YOU!

Thank goodness Our Brilliant Leader(tm) had the foresight and the cajones (protected by A Codpiece of Valor(c)) to strike Saddam before he could strike us!! Who knows how many lives have been saved by that bold, courageous decision? I think that by possibly saving perhaps hundreds, maybe thousands, or potentially even millions or tens of millions of American lives, President George W. Bush MUST be considered The Greatest President Ever(r).

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Iraqi WMD's Found At Last!

Always in the last place you look. Of course, the U.N. and the Democratic National Headquarters would have been the first place I would have checked for Iraqi weapons since they've been in kahoots with Saddam since the beginning.

[Marshall]

Re: Iraqi WMD's Found At Last!

I suppose the Liberal media will grossly under report this as usual.
That Homo Matt Lauer will sure grill an innocent man like Tom Delay but let it be a Godless Democratic orgy like the UN committing the crimes and you can hear the crickets chirping from all the absent coverage!
The Left makes me want to puke. It makes Jesus want to puke.
When will America understand that it's in our best interests to continue the Democrats downward spiral into extinction so that we may stay on top of the worlds list of good guys?