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  • TC Patriot
    AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
    True Christian™
    • Oct 2008
    • 1060
    #1

    Jesus Loves Dicks

    Jesus loves Dick Cheney we all know that after all he was our Godly co President.

    Jesus loves Dick Armey who is fighting to save us from Obamacare.

    Jesus loves Richard (Tricky Dick) Nixon. No one could have been as persecuted by the liebrul left as much as Dick Nixon if he were not in Christ.

    Senator Richard "Dick" Shelby of South Carolina is a Godly and stellar Republican. Jesus Loves that Dick.

    North Carolina's Senator Richard "Dick" Burr is another Godly Republican and another Dick that Jesus loves.

    Senator Dick Lugar is another Godly Republican Dick that Jesus loves.


    Richard L Scott pictured here was the CEO for the Hospital Chain of Columbia HCA who the Obama thugs fined 1.7 billion dollars on trumped up Medicare fraud charges but Jesus loves this Dick so much that he is one of the people behind Conservatives for Patients Rights or (CPR) the Hot Air Tour and Hands off Health Care. He even looks like a Dick.

    Everyone of these Dicks with exception of Dick Nixon who is in heaven with Jesus is presidential timber.

    More important than all of the above Dicks we have the Godly Pastor Dick Helms http://www.pastordick.com/



    Pastor Dick is another Dick that Jesus loves. His website is very Godly as is his support for Sister Sarah. I would love it if this Dick could be a guess speaker here if Dick Armey has to cancel.

    Jesus loves Dick



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    • Jeb Stuart Thurmond
      Didn't write the Bible, just obeys it
       
      • Jun 2007
      • 6570
      #2
      Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

      You have just chosen the name for my next son. Dick Thurmond....It has a ring to it.
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        • The Hand
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2010
          • 419
          #3
          Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

          They are all good solid strong Dicks.

          /salute
          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060
              #4
              Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

              If my wife's seemingly barren womb could ever pop out a boy I'd name him Dick. I've always wanted a Dick. Maybe I could rename one of the girls Dickette.

              Jesus loves Dick



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                • BelieverInGod
                  Fourm Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 9269
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                  Well I'm pretty sure my bearing days are over, unfortunately we never chose Dick as we stuck with Biblical names.

                  Oh well, maybe one of the grandchildren.
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                    • TC Patriot
                      AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 1060
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                      Well I'm pretty sure my bearing days are over, unfortunately we never chose Dick as we stuck with Biblical names.

                      Oh well, maybe one of the grandchildren.
                      Yes sister as a grandma you'd be happy to have a little Dick.

                      Jesus loves Dick



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                        • Brother Alex
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                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 860
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                          I named one of my sons Dick, but unfortunately, my Dick is not as big and manly as these.
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                            • TC Patriot
                              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 1060
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                              Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                              I named one of my sons Dick, but unfortunately, my Dick is not as big and manly as these.
                              I'm sure when your Dick matures he will get bigger. Little Dicks have a way of doing that. Make sure little Dick gets enough exercise and he'll be as big as all the Dicks I mentioned.

                              Pray to Jesus. That will make your Dick grow.

                              Jesus loves Dick



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                                • The Hand
                                  True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2010
                                  • 419
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                  Well I'm pretty sure my bearing days are over, unfortunately we never chose Dick as we stuck with Biblical names.

                                  Oh well, maybe one of the grandchildren.
                                  If you pray for a Dick to come your way, I'm sure one day you will have your fill. You deserve a Dick, Sister.
                                  May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                       
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 78551
                                      #10
                                      Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                      The Hand seems familiar with Dick.
                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                                        • The Hand
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Mar 2010
                                          • 419
                                          #11
                                          Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                          The Hand seems familiar with Dick.
                                          On the contrary, I was not aware how blessed Dick's were until reading this thread. This is a turn around. I might change my name.
                                          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                               
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 78551
                                              #12
                                              Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                              Originally posted by The Hand View Post
                                              On the contrary, I was not aware how blessed Dick's were until reading this thread. This is a turn around. I might change my name.
                                              The Dick?
                                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                • The Hand
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Mar 2010
                                                  • 419
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                                  Richard ‘Dick’ Hand has a certain thing about it, wouldn't you say?
                                                  May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                                                    • Levi Jones
                                                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                       
                                                      • Jul 2009
                                                      • 13930
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                                      It has been my long held belief that Jesus' loves dicks. There are simply too many of them in the GOP for it to be a coincidence.
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                                                        • TC Patriot
                                                          AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                          • 1060
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Jesus Loves Dicks

                                                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                          It has been my long held belief that Jesus' loves dicks. There are simply too many of them in the GOP for it to be a coincidence.
                                                          Amen Brother! The GOP is full of Dicks! Show me a Godly Republican and chances are He's a Dick.

                                                          Jesus loves Dick



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