[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Brother Seth, are you going to let your woman vote? Or should I say if your where in the US of A would you let her vote? I am moving towards that idea right now. I think maybe its ok. As far a being President no way.

The safest way for the Christian woman to vote is in the home by absentee ballot. I always instruct Mrs. Porter on the correct choices and why her opinions are nonsensical. Only during our first year was discipline necessary as she yapped on and on about how one proposition would help the poor (thieving Negro crack addicts) at the expense of the taxpayer (me). With a swift kick to the behind, she changed her simple mind.

It's become a non-event. Unless she wants to see stars in broad daylight, the trembling simpleton knows to always make the correct decision as I stand over her shoulder at the kitchen table.

Praise Jesus!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

As the street nigras say" WORD". I am getting so darn hip now that I am pushing 40.

How far down have you pushed it, Brother?

The safest way for the Christian woman to vote is in the home by absentee ballot.

That's wonderful for married women with True Christian(tm) husbands like yourself, Brother Harold!

In my congregation, we have a number of widows, spinsters, and the like. There are also some men in nursing homes who may think that "socialized medicine" would be better than the loving, warm institutions where they presently stay.



They think that "the rich" should pay for them to have better than they can afford. What do they offer in return? Nothing.

SO, we have them bring their absentee ballots to the church and help them fill 'em out correctly.

[Choir Girl]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

The women at our church who are not fortunate enough to have a True Christian gentlemen to instruct them in such matters as voting gather together for a game night and shoot darts at the target. We mark our absentee ballots based on who got the most hits. It's a fun way to all be just like each other.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

The women at our church who are not fortunate enough to have a True Christian gentlemen to instruct them in such matters as voting gather together for a game night and shoot darts at the target. We mark our absentee ballots based on who got the most hits. It's a fun way to all be just like each other.

A great approach. You give the collective votes of the women (that means all of the simpletons in the group) to the Pastor and have him decide, right?

Bless you in Christ Sister!

[Choir Girl]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

A great approach. You give the collective votes of the women (that means all of the simpletons in the group) to the Pastor and have him decide, right?

Bless you in Christ Sister!

Yes of course they go to him. We know we are incapable of such decisions and only our Pastor knows for sure. But we only give him the final count, lest he see how shameful at hitting a target we are And we keep our voting methods quiet because darts is really a man’s game.

[HTannor]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Yes of course they go to him. We know we are incapable of such decisions and only our Pastor knows for sure. But we only give him the final count, lest he see how shameful at hitting a target we are And we keep our voting methods quiet because darts is really a man’s game.

I find myself troubled by the method you are using.

I would be much more comfortable with the ladies marking their ballots with a light colored pencil so the Pastor can correct any errors.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

I find myself troubled by the method you are using.

I would be much more comfortable with the ladies marking their ballots with a light colored pencil so the Pastor can correct any errors.

Don't tell her, but they are "pretend" ballots that the Pastor "files" and then submits all the correct choices he already made. It's just something to make the woman feel important

[Choir Girl]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

I find myself troubled by the method you are using.

I would be much more comfortable with the ladies marking their ballots with a light colored pencil so the Pastor can correct any errors.

Brother HTannor, we actually tried that. But the pastel colors got all smudgy when making the corrections. This made our Pastor look questionable so we made copies of our ballots and threw darts. That way there was no error, His hand marked our final ballots in honest perfection.

[HTannor]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Brother HTannor, we actually tried that. But the pastel colors got all smudgy when making the corrections. This made our Pastor look questionable so we made copies of our ballots and threw darts. That way there was no error, His hand marked our final ballots in honest perfection.

If your Pastor was satisfied with the vote, then I am comforted.

[Octavius]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Single women should not be allowed to vote, they are not given proper guidance. I think a married man's vote should count as two, one for him and one for his wife, since we all know a proper wife always submits to her husbands superior intelligence.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Single women should not be allowed to vote, they are not given proper guidance. I think a married man's vote should count as two, one for him and one for his wife, since we all know a proper wife always submits to her husbands superior intelligence.

You are a man of Christ!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

I know that there may be many a disgruntled man out there with what I am about to say, but hear me out. I do believe that CHRISTIAN women at least SHOULD be allowed to vote.

I just don't want the same debarcle as last time to take place and ANY good Christian woman's vote would automatically be Republican!

We cannot be too careful this time around Brothers and Sisters. Just think, if all the gals from Freehold ALONE were allowed to vote, then there would be no chance of the Liebral leftist scum getting a second term!

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Perhaps it's time to take it back to what the Founding Fathers really meant and only let landowners vote.

[David Rothstein]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Have you zealots heard of the Nineteenth Amendment and women's suffrage? It isn't up to you decide whether or not a woman votes. The US Constitution guarantees that she can.

Or is this something you are seeking to repeal?

Shalom

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sister Palin wants women to vote?

Have you zealots heard of the Nineteenth Amendment and women's suffrage? It isn't up to you decide whether or not a woman votes. The US Constitution guarantees that she can.

Or is this something you are seeking to repeal?

Shalom

I think I can speak on behalf of all True Christian men when I say that we are positively in favor of women suffering. The Bible proscribes it.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.