A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

[Johny Joe Hold]

http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2010/06/13/deluxe-jesus/

I'm always on the lookout for economic opportunities for Freehold.

This product, a plastic Jesus, has glow-in-the-dark hands and performs the loaves-and-fishes parable. Even with all of that, it sells for only $12.99 US.

Freehold is the leading Christian city in the U. S. and is a natural home for a toy like this. I'm wondering if we could gather some capital and buy the franchise. We could become known as the "Jesus City".

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

Have you spoken to Fairmarket Fred, I would guess he can offer you a comparable product- say a Jesus with Burning red eyes instead of glow in the dark hands-that would protect you from product infringement and purchasing direct from FF and one of his S.E. Asia companies you would pay pennies on the dollar compared to an American Distributor. This could have the added advantage of a product tie in with Freehold and the LBC printed directly on the box.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

This is the type of toy kids should be playing with! Most "action figures" these days are simply promotional devices for Satanic-inspired movies that promote the homosexual agenda. Heck, look in any toy store and you'll find the Ninja Teenage Turtle Mutants who turn kids into furry fetishists or Harry Potter which initiates children into the world of black magic and ritual sacrifice.

We never had that type of crap when I was a kid. We had real toys like Radio Flyer wagons and .22 rifles. Nowadays toys like that are illegal because of the liberal nanny society, thinking kids shouldn't be able to climb trees, set fires, or shoot live ammo at small, woodland creatures.

But, this is truly inspirational. Did you know if I mention this toy on my televangelist program, the stocks will get sold out in a week? I think we need to look on capitalizing off of this. Perhaps we can purchase the rights to the product, and like others have mentioned, get Free Market Fred to pump them out in some of his east Asian factories.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

But, this is truly inspirational. Did you know if I mention this toy on my televangelist program, the stocks will get sold out in a week? I think we need to look on capitalizing off of this. Perhaps we can purchase the rights to the product, and like others have mentioned, get Free Market Fred to pump them out in some of his east Asian factories.

God Bless you Aim and Pastor Jim. While this looks big, I don't know if it is big enough for Free Market Fred. His deals are mega. But, I have a call in to him just to inquire.

[Free Market Fred]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

I want to thank Brother Johny for posting this thread. I showed it to my marketing people, and they instantly came up with a new product: a glow-in-the-dark plastic Jesus, powered by nuclear waste.

This has a number of major advantages over conventional glow-in-the-dark products.

1) Green technology. One common conventional design uses disposable batteries to achieve the glow-in-the-dark effect. But of course it doesn't take long for the batteries to need replacing. Used batteries eventually wind up in landfills, and thus harming the environment. By contrast, nuclear waste never needs replacing. Our nuclear-powered Jesus icons continue to glow for years, centuries, millenia. If Jesus himself had eaten some of our nuclear waste during The Last Supper, he'd still be glowing today.

2) Better than communist solar. Another conventional design is to make a glow-in-the-dark Jesus's using phosphorescent materials. The way that works: when a phosphorescent material is exposed to light, it slowly re-admits the radiation it absorbs. Thus it will glow in the dark for a couple of hours after being removed from sun light. But just like environwacko solar power, it fails to provide enough power to last though the night. Plus we all know that that solar technology is communist, promoted by Al Gore and his New World Order. To use a Jesus icon to promote communism is without a doubt blasphemous!


Commie solar panels, made in China.

And don't be surprised if the leftist liberals try to market a glow-in-the-dark Jesus powered by commie wind power!

3) Low cost. As a caring sharing company, Uranus Corporation is prepared to donate its nuclear waste free of charge to all faith-based Jesus icon manufacturers, even though these companies compete with our own Jesus icon factories in China. We are good corporate citizens, prepared to help people enjoy the benefits of nuclear technology at a price that everyone can afford. Thus, out of the kindness of our corporate hearts, we donate our nuclear waste to anyone who needs it. I'm happy to announce that recently we donated 50 tons of nuclear waste to a non-profit group based in Somalia.

4) Good for health. Don't listen to this leftist nonsense about the so-called "dangers" of nuclear radiation. Doctors and dentists have been using x-rays for decades - surely they would not be irradiating their patients if there was any danger. Furthermore, it's no secret that radiation therapy is used to kill cancer cells. If radiation can be used to cure cancer, how can it possibly cause cancer? Yet the liberal fascists continue to insist that radiation is dangerous! That's as ridiculous as global warming!

As a matter of fact, our corporate-funded health research has discovered the shocking truth that American children are seriously deficient in plutonium! We tested the blood of thousands of kids and found that many of them had no plutonium at all in their bodies! Fortunately, children who had grown up near our nuclear power plants and waste dumps had adequate levels, but they are still a minority of Americans. We hope to change that, which is why next month were are going to start producing a glow-in-the-dark breakfast cereal for kids. Keep your eyes and ears open - you'll be hearing more about this soon. We'll be passing out coupons for free boxes of this cereal at churches and schools.


Fortified with plutonium. For the children.

"Caring and sharing." "Think of the children." And other corporate slogans. Together we can build a better world!

[Sister Charli]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

I apologise but despite three hours in my prayer closet I can not find a scripture that tells me to purchase a plastic Jesus doll.

[HTannor]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

You are correct, Charli, there is no biblical passage i'm aware of that requires the purchase of this magnificent item. Similarly, you won't find a passage that specifies that each of our Pastors drives an Escalade, or wears a Rolex Commander, but they do.

But, sadly, you miss the point.

By laying out some long green, we are showing our Love of Jesus by purchasing the item.

Some day when you are no longer Unsaved Trash, you will understand this.

[Sister Charli]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

By laying out some long green, we are showing our Love of Jesus by purchasing the item.

Some day when you are no longer Unsaved Trash, you will understand this.

Thank you brother Htannor.

I love Jesus so much that I am sure it will look pretty in my prayer closet even if it does not assist in my journey to Heaven.

I will place it under my photo of Mrs Betty Bowers.

Please advise where I should send my money.

Do you take paypal?

[HTannor]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

You're welcome, Charli.

I'm guessing that as soon as Free Market Fred gets his production line running, our wishes will be fulfilled.

Fred's idea of using nuclear waste to keep them lit for years on end was the tipping point for me.

I plan on buying an even two dozen of them and using them to light both my front and rear sidewalks.

I can hardly wait.

(I don't know what Fred's position is on accepting paypal. Paypal leaves a rather pesky paper trail and I'm not sure he will want to go that route.)

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

You're welcome, Charli.

I'm guessing that as soon as Free Market Fred gets his production line running, our wishes will be fulfilled.

Fred's idea of using nuclear waste to keep them lit for years on end was the tipping point for me.

I plan on buying an even two dozen of them and using them to light both my front and rear sidewalks.

I can hardly wait.

(I don't know what Fred's position is on accepting paypal. Paypal leaves a rather pesky paper trail and I'm not sure he will want to go that route.)

I might not want them too close to the front door though...might be too bright.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Plastic Jesus Opportunity

Praise Jesus, this project has my blessing. Anything we can do to keep Jesus in the hearts of Christians is alright by me!