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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #16
    Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

    As an American, I'm really not interested in international politics since whatever happens outside of America is unimportant. International politics, despite their name, have no relevance on the international scale. Only what America does and says counts.

    Still, I am rather alarmed by this woman. I happened to read her biography and many red flags went up.

    • She is not married, nor has ever had kids. But, she is 48! Only a feminazi bulldyke would live in such a lifestyle.
    • Since 2006, she has lived with her partner, a male hairdresser. Since all male hairdressers are gay, most likely they are both in the closet and simply use the guise of a heterosexual relationship to look normal.
    • She wasn't even born in Australia, she was born in England, which makes her a foreign infiltrator. Just like Obama.
    • She was born in 1961...the same year as Obama.
    • She is a socialist and communist....just like Obama.

    And finally, this is what really gets me. She claims to be a "non-practicing Baptist". There's simply no such thing. You're either a Baptist or you're not. I'm a Baptist, Pastor Zeke is a Baptist, Pastor Levi is a Baptist....she's not.

    It is obvious that God Hates Australia, otherwise why else would He have punished them so ruthlessly?

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    • Warner S. Davidson
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 586

      #17
      Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      As an American, I'm really not interested in international politics since whatever happens outside of America is unimportant. International politics, despite their name, have no relevance on the international scale. Only what America does and says counts.

      Still, I am rather alarmed by this woman. I happened to read her biography and many red flags went up.

      • She is not married, nor has ever had kids. But, she is 48! Only a feminazi bulldyke would live in such a lifestyle.
      • Since 2006, she has lived with her partner, a male hairdresser. Since all male hairdressers are gay, most likely they are both in the closet and simply use the guise of a heterosexual relationship to look normal.
      • She wasn't even born in Australia, she was born in England, which makes her a foreign infiltrator. Just like Obama.
      • She was born in 1961...the same year as Obama.
      • She is a socialist and communist....just like Obama.

      And finally, this is what really gets me. She claims to be a "non-practicing Baptist". There's simply no such thing. You're either a Baptist or you're not. I'm a Baptist, Pastor Zeke is a Baptist, Pastor Levi is a Baptist....she's not.

      It is obvious that God Hates Australia, otherwise why else would He have punished them so ruthlessly?
      Reverend Osborne Very worrying indeed.

      According to all local media she was on the phone to you President Obama today.

      Such is the concern many people here are now seeking to emigrate to Freehold and become Godly American citizens

      Lamenations 5:5

      5Our necks are under persecution: we labour, and have no rest.
      2 Samuel 22:31

      As for God, His way is perfect;
      The word of the LORD is proven;
      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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      • Sister Charli
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 1590

        #18
        Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

        Mr Swish and Sister Wintersnow.

        Daddy and I are very very troubled by the events of the last 24 hours in Australian politics.

        Deuteronomy 26:7 (King James Version)
        7 And when we cried unto the LORD God of our fathers, the LORD heard our voice, and looked on our affliction, and our labor, and our oppression:


        The bible KJV1611 clearly associates the Labor party with affliction and oppression.

        Not to mention a communist lesbanian prime ginger minger and her gaylord hairdressing housekeeper.
        2 Chronicles 7:14
        14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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        • Warner S. Davidson
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 586

          #19
          Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

          Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
          Mr Swish and Sister Wintersnow.

          Daddy and I are very very troubled by the events of the last 24 hours in Australian politics.

          Deuteronomy 26:7 (King James Version)
          7 And when we cried unto the LORD God of our fathers, the LORD heard our voice, and looked on our affliction, and our labor, and our oppression:


          The bible KJV1611 clearly associates the Labor party with affliction and oppression.

          Not to mention a communist lesbanian prime ginger minger and her gaylord hairdressing housekeeper.
          Sister Charli it is very grim -

          BTW - For our American brothers and sisters the Australian Labor Party is the equivalent of the Democrats except much worse - Riddled with Homers, Lezboids, Feminists, Vegetarians, Buddhists, Arabs, Cathlyks, Trans-Sexuals & Atheists
          2 Samuel 22:31

          As for God, His way is perfect;
          The word of the LORD is proven;
          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

            Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
            Sister Charli it is very grim -

            BTW - For our American brothers and sisters the Australian Labor Party is the equivalent of the Democrats except much worse - Riddled with Homers, Lezboids, Feminists, Vegetarians, Buddhists, Arabs, Cathlyks, Trans-Sexuals & Atheists
            They sound no better than a bunch or Dung-Beetles.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #21
              Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              They sound no better than a bunch or Dung-Beetles.
              Quite the opposite Sister Tali.

              Dungbeetles are worthwhile hard workers turning excrement into productive manure to offer nourishment to the plantlife that God gave us. Which in turn provides fodder for the oxen and thus food for mankind.

              Politicians on the otherhand just produce toxic manure (we call it bull byproduct) that offers no nutritional value to anyone on the foodchain of life.

              Dungbeetles might eat pooh but politicians are lower than them in the pecking order.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Saint Clem
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2010
                • 34

                #22
                Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                They sound no better than a bunch or Dung-Beetles.
                I just googled Dungbeetles and I am still in shock.

                I fear it is not a word found in the Holy Scriptures (KJV anyway, cos it's not in my concordance).

                Dear Jesus, please save us all.
                Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #23
                  Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                  Mr Clem.

                  I daren't call you a "saint" given your sinful status like mine own.

                  I do believe that our Lord God saved the dungbeetle on Noah's ark - both a boy beetle and a girl beetle - because of their ecological benification to mankind.

                  I do sometimes question his reasoning in saving both boy and girl mosquitos but ours is not to question why

                  1 Peter 1:25 (King James Version)
                  25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

                  So mozzies are apparently good!
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Rapture Eddie
                    The Sermonator
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 219

                    #24
                    Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                    Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                    Mr Clem.

                    I daren't call you a "saint" given your sinful status like mine own.

                    I do believe that our Lord God saved the dungbeetle on Noah's ark - both a boy beetle and a girl beetle - because of their ecological benification to mankind.

                    I do sometimes question his reasoning in saving both boy and girl mosquitos but ours is not to question why

                    1 Peter 1:25 (King James Version)
                    25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

                    So mozzies are apparently good!
                    The Lord Saved Boy and Girl Mosquitos to remind us of his suffering when he died temporarily for our Sins.
                    The more we get bitten, the more grateful we must be.
                    Praise The Lord.
                    JUDGEMENT DAY

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                    "I'll Be Back!!"

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                    • Petal
                      LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 991

                      #25
                      Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                      i not no nothin abouts that prime number lady, but i do no that them australia folk lurve the lederhosen, an it be a abomininashun unto lord God!

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                      • Saint Clem
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 34

                        #26
                        Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                        Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                        Mr Clem.

                        I daren't call you a "saint" given your sinful status like mine own.

                        I do believe that our Lord God saved the dungbeetle on Noah's ark - both a boy beetle and a girl beetle - because of their ecological benification to mankind.

                        I do sometimes question his reasoning in saving both boy and girl mosquitos but ours is not to question why

                        1 Peter 1:25 (King James Version)
                        25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

                        So mozzies are apparently good!
                        Thou sayeth mighty words Charli Harley and the LORD verily provided for the boy and girl dungbeetles on the Ark of Noah aromatic 'fertiliser' from the baboons and the oxen wherein the dungbeetles were ableth to copulate and populate.

                        I think Brother Betty hath correctly reminded us how the stings of the mosquitoes remindeth us all of the painful death (albeit temporary) of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

                        "May the oils of Mary Magdalene and British Petroleum comfort us and all our animals. Amen"
                        Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #27
                          Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                          Originally posted by Saint Clem View Post
                          Thou sayeth mighty words Charli Harley and the LORD verily provided for the boy and girl dungbeetles on the Ark of Noah aromatic 'fertiliser' from the baboons and the oxen wherein the dungbeetles were ableth to copulate and populate.
                          Considering the number of pairs of each species that our dearest Noah accommodated on that wooden boat do you reckon just one girl dungbeetle and one boy dungbeetle would be sufficient to recycle all that excrement?
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #28
                            Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                            Originally posted by Saint Clem View Post

                            "May the oils of Mary Magdalene and British Petroleum comfort us and all our animals. Amen"
                            You really need to refrain from praying to false a God. Jesus and God answer prayers. Papist, Jesus is the reason for your Salvation not His mama or Mary Magdalene!

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                            • Saint Clem
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 34

                              #29
                              Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                              Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                              Considering the number of pairs of each species that our dearest Noah accommodated on that wooden boat do you reckon just one girl dungbeetle and one boy dungbeetle would be sufficient to recycle all that excrement?
                              Yes Charli, just the two would do the job forgetting not that there needed to remain some untouched excrement for the worms. The hog and the sow were of course as happy as my LORD will not have me say what.
                              Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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                              • Saint Clem
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 34

                                #30
                                Re: Australia Now Has Communist Prime Minister

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                You really need to refrain from praying to false a God. Jesus and God answer prayers. Papist, Jesus is the reason for your Salvation not His mama or Mary Magdalene!
                                I thank you Jimmy Dewitt for your correction for I had erred in recollecting poorly that Ms Mary Magdalene indeed massaged the feet of out Lord with the tears from her eyes and dried them with the hair from her head and neither oil nor petrolium were engaged in her succour of the Lord.


                                I regret that at this particular juncture I have not possession of either my Bible nor my concordance wherein to search for the exact text of these matters for I have loaned my KJV Bible to my next-door-neighbour who is a Jehovah's Witness and I have not located my concordance since I moved from an isle to the south of Australia to a point somewhat close to the home of our country's former Prime Minister who someone has said I think incorrectly is a Catholic.
                                Riding the Highway to Heaven on a Harley

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