Canada: we don't want your geese

[Nobar King]

Too many Canadian geese are becoming a hardship for people who live in the northeast:

http://www.wmur.com/news/24127398/detail.html
BRADFORD, N.H. -- After years of trying to deal with geese and the mess they create, some residents at Lake Todd in Bradford had enough and hired experts to round them up and gas them. Homeowners said they woke up every morning to pounds of goose waste that they had to shovel off their sandy beaches. "It's very difficult to wake up every morning and have pounds of goose poop we have to pick up," said resident Dick Matte. "I have young kids," said resident Lynn Mountford. "I didn't want them playing in goose poop. It's very unsanitary."

Canada, can't you keep your geese on a leash?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

We give them overdoses of ex-lax before sending them across the border.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

I find alka-seltzer works wonders on them. Too bad they are inedible.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

At this end of the country we have our dogs chase them, it puts them on the run for the border.

Damn PeTA idiots wont let us shoot them.

I find alka-seltzer works wonders on them. Too bad they are inedible.

Although it is true they're not fit for human consumption, they do make good dog food. All that grease in the meat gives your dog a really nice and shiny coat

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

I don't think it's any coincidence that New Hampshire legalized gay marriage on January 1 of this year and a couple months later, the state is suffering from a torrent of goose poop. This is God's way of punishing the wicked state of New Hampshire.

Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord!

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

All that grease in the meat gives your dog a really nice and shiny coat

America is under siege. Greasy birds flocking over the northern border, greasy messicans flocking over the southern border.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Canada: we don't want your geese

I find alka-seltzer works wonders on them. Too bad they are inedible.

http://southernfood.about.com/od/duckandgooserecipes/r/blbb370.htm