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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #1

    Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

    I'd like us all to join together in prayer for the Godly Republican Dan Maes, who has drawn our attention to yet another sinister plot against our Freedom - socialised bicycles, masterminded by the UN/Antichrist.
    Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper's policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are "converting Denver into a United Nations community."
    "This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.
    Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor's efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes "that's exactly the attitude they want you to have."
    "This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms," Maes said.
    He added: "These aren't just warm, fuzzy ideas from the mayor. These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to." Maes said in a later interview that he was referring to Denver's membership in the International Council for Local Environmental Initiatives, an international association that promotes sustainable development and has attracted the membership of more than 1,200 communities, 600 of which are in the United States.
    Denver became a member of the group in 1992, more than a decade before Hickenlooper became mayor. Eric Brown, the mayor's spokesman, said the city's contact with ICLEI "is limited."
    George Merritt, a spokesman for the Hickenlooper gubernatorial campaign, said the group's goal is "to bring cities from all over the world together to share best practices and help create the kinds of communities people want to live and do business in. John Hickenlooper believes collaboration leads to smart decisions."
    Hickenlooper has often touted bicycling as an environmentally friendly and healthy way for people to commute to work and has said he hopes more people will do so.
    Last week, Hickenlooper upset some auto dealers on the eve of a fundraiser when he lauded the city's B-Cycle bike- sharing program at an event and asked: "How do we wean ourselves off automobiles?"
    Maes, at the rally July 26, took aim at Denver's bike-sharing program, which he said was promoted by a group that puts the environment above citizens' rights.
    The B-Cycle program places a network of about 400 red bikes for rent at stations around the city. It is funded by private donors and grants.
    Maes said ICLEI is affiliated with the United Nations and is "signing up mayors across the country, and these mayors are signing on to this U.N. agreement to have their cities abide by this dream philosophy."
    The program includes encouraging employers to install showers so more people will ride bikes to work and also creating parking spaces for fuel-efficient vehicles, he said. Polls show that Maes, a Tea Party favorite, has pulled ahead of former Congressman Scott McInnis, the early frontrunner in the Aug. 10 primary for the Republican gubernatorial nomination. Maes acknowledged that some might find his theories "kooky," but he said there are valid reasons to be worried.
    "At first, I thought, 'Gosh, public transportation, what's wrong with that, and what's wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes? And what's wrong with incentives for green cars?' But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty," Maes said.
    He said he's worried for Denver because "Mayor Hickenlooper is one of the greatest fans of this program."
    "Some would argue this document that mayors have signed is contradictory to our own Constitution," Maes said.
    Praise! It doesn't take a genius to work out the symbolism behind these RED bicycles being provided by the Big Government. And it's good to see more and more patriotic Americans speaking out against the menace that is public transport.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

    Worse yet, the communist city of Paris is hatching a scheme to give away cars.


    I give their economy a month before it collapses utterly, under Christ's loving thumb.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

      Socialist bicycles work for the first few days until the poor take them home. It's not much of a leap to expect that those closet communists will graduate from food stamps and free emergency room care to thinking that they own their red bicycle.

      I give them two weeks before all the bikes are either gone or broken.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

        Socialist bicycles are the tool of the new world order leading to sin and depravity.


        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Taylor
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2010
          • 98

          #5
          Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Worse yet, the communist city of Paris is hatching a scheme to give away cars.


          I give their economy a month before it collapses utterly, under Christ's loving thumb.
          Wait, surely this is a great idea? Helping people get exercise and all that.

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          • H. Montague Worthington
            True Christian™ Entrepreneur
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2716

            #6
            Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

            Just imagine how many sexurally transmitted diseases will be spread by those bicylce seats.... disgusting!!!

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #7
              Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

              They certainly are not allowing homosexuals to ride those bicycles are they? The AIDS will spread like wildfire!
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              • Free Market Fred
                The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2009
                • 803

                #8
                Re: Socialised bicycles - tool of the Antichrist!

                I'm convinced that liberals just hate people. If we get rid of cars and replace them with bicycles, where are Wal-Mart workers going to live?


                Wal-Mart greeter relaxing at home


                Happy family enjoying a cozy evening together
                at the Interstate 80 rest stop in Winemucca, Nevada


                Just try living on a bicycle when it rains! Of course, I suppose you could park it under a freeway overpass. Trouble is, due to high demand, there just aren't enough freeway overpasses to go around these days. Furthermore, them damn environwackos want to get rid of freeways too!


                This man lost his parking spot due to a bicycle lane
                Praise Jesus!
                Brother Fred
                CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                Put your faith in Uranus!

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