Is Barack Obama a Secret Muslim because he doesn't dance enough?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Andy Schafly, the True Christian™ founder of the Godly Conservapedia has recently brought up a salient point. Unlike most other presidents, Barack Obama hasn't danced as much as them.

Absence of Dancing

Dancing is a popular form of celebration and partying by all ethnicities. But why is Barack Obama rarely seen dancing, or even allowing and attending dancing. Perhaps I've missed it (please let me know if I have). I know, there was one highly staged politically correct dance with Ellen DeGeneris as Obama was catering to her audience. But where's the rest?
One explanation is that the Islamic sharia disfavors dancing.[21] --Aschlafly 11:08, 6 November 2008 (EST)

This makes a lot of sense. Since Barack Obama is a Negro, he should be dancing much more often than any of the previous presidents! In fact, he should be dancing 24/7 because we know how much those jungle bunnies have rythym. Where are the pics of him slapping Michelle on the "booty" telling her to "get low, get low shorty, shake it like a Polaroid, do the Helen Keller and talk with yo hips"?

Our Godly president George W. Bush was not ashamed to dance in front of the cameras...



The only negro that doesn't dance is a Muslim negro.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Is Barack Obama a Secret Muslim because he doesn't dance enou

What more evidence do we need?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Is Barack Obama a Secret Muslim because he doesn't dance enou

Has anyone else noticed how Barack HUSSEIN Obama is never seen sitting on the steps of the White House rocking a 40 and smoking a blunt? Schafly is definitely on to something here.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Barack Hussein Obama has danced at a few occasions, but I wouldn't take that as a disprovel of Andy Schaflys fine point. What we see here, is simply his negro-genes going berserk. No matter how islamic you are, you can't hold back the behaivor God attended your specific race to have. And everybody knows that God made the negros want to dance all the time, just as Rev. Jim Osborne pointed out.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Everyone has seen pictures of obama playing basketball, right? Just remember one of the greatest basketball players, kareem abdhul jabbar, is a devout mooslim so it must be ok for obama to play it too.
You never see him tossing a football around, why because another name for the football is ''the old pigskin''.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Is Barack Obama a Secret Muslim because he doesn't dance enou

This makes a lot of sense. Since Barack Obama is a Negro, he should be dancing much more often than any of the previous presidents! In fact, he should be dancing 24/7 because we know how much those jungle bunnies have rythym.

As an emancipated, liberated, independent African-American woman, I must say I am appalled at your sheer ignorance. It's really just ignorance, Jim. Maybe if you actually went out and met some real-life African-Americans and saw how they really were instead of forming your conclusions based on stereotypes and myths, you wouldn't look so much like an ass.

I am African-American but I don't like to dance. I would rather artistically express myself through the visual medium of Menstrual Art. My art has even won several awards.

I also think it's rather spurious to come to the conclusion that President Obama is a Muslim based on the fact that he defies stereotypes. It makes more sense that Obama wouldn't be dancing much in the first place, since that is not his nature.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Is Barack Obama a Secret Muslim because he doesn't dance enou

It makes more sense that Obama wouldn't be dancing much in the first place, since that is not his nature.

I see, so you're one of those bigots who believes that one drop of white blood makes him white!

Why can't you celebrate the mixed-racedness of our mulatto Muslim President?