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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

    This is going to be a list thread, and just to make things interesting let's do it in alphabetical order. If you can't manage to make your entry part of the alphabetical order, that's OK. Maybe the next person will continue it.

    Anderson Cooper's haircuts
    Birdfeeders
    Cardboard recyclers
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: fun christian games, i love list threads!!!!, liberal derangment, tax cuts are magic
    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996
      #2
      Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

      Decontamination contractors
      Energy Star appliances
      Fluorescent light bulbs
      Green roofs
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930
          #3
          Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

          Condoms
          Heroin needles
          anal eaze
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414
              #4
              Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

              Hippy lifestyles
              Ironic anything
              Jesus bashing
              Kool-Aid
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996
                  #5
                  Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                  Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                  Kool-Aid
                  LED light fixtures
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565
                      #6
                      Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      LED light fixtures
                      marijuana
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748
                          #7
                          Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                          marijuana
                          I thought the liberals were all over that. Isn't that what California is voting for in November?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996
                              #8
                              Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              marijuana
                              • "NORML" contributions (National Organization for Revocation of Moral Laws, I think is what it stands for)
                              • Orgas . . . what's the word? Orzo? No. Organizations? No. Organza. That fabric they all like.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                • Joshua Godwins
                                  Forum Member
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 88
                                  #9
                                  Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                  Pot
                                  Queers
                                  Ritalin
                                  In His Name, Joshua

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                                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                      Honorary True Christian™
                                      Forum Member
                                      • May 2008
                                      • 13996
                                      #10
                                      Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                      Originally posted by Joshua Godwins View Post
                                      Pot
                                      Queers
                                      Ritalin
                                      Sodomy
                                      Transvestites
                                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                                        • Seth Campbell
                                          Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Apr 2010
                                          • 1565
                                          #11
                                          Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                          I thought the liberals were all over that. Isn't that what California is voting for in November?
                                          They're voting on legalizing it, are they going to tax it as well? This is why the pot heads in Canada wanted it decriminalized not legalized. So that they could smoke it without going to jail but not get taxed because it still wasn't legal.
                                          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                                            • Nobar King
                                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                              Christ's Guardian
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2007
                                              • 23748
                                              #12
                                              Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                              No, they want to tax it.

                                              -Unborn fetuses
                                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                • Brother Temperance
                                                  Senior Usher
                                                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                  A very nice young man
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 15621
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                                  Vice magazine. Also, just vice in general.
                                                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                                      True Christian™
                                                       
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 9383
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                                      Community Organizers

                                                      Foreign Aid to Kenya

                                                      Liberation Theology Churches

                                                      Mosques

                                                      Explosive Belts
                                                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                                      ...and get off my lawn
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                                                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                           
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 78551
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: New taxes liberals would hate! [alphabet game]

                                                          I thought liberals loved all taxes.
                                                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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