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Dear friends,
A great opportunity to earn money has come to my attention. I wanted to share this with all my Christian friends. "Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." (John 15:14)
This opportunity is about "cloud based data storage". Let me start with explaining what that is. "Data storage" has something to do with computers. It is very complicated but every computer seems to do it. Since data takes up space and space is getting more and more expensive someone smart decided to use clouds for storage. Instead of creating buildings and using those to store data, the data is put into containers which are attached to balloons which are high in the sky. Hence the name "cloud based data storage". It was invented by Amazon. They had to store so many books, since no one buys books anymore, that they had to invent a cheaper way of storing them. Amazon was so successful with this that they decided to make a complete business out of it. A wise decision since selling books is no longer a viable business. All this reminds me of the greatest storage expert of all time, Noah: "Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits." (Genesis 6:14-15)
The great opportunity I found for all of you is a company called Super Simple Storage Service (S4) that does what Amazon does 150 times cheaper! Not only does this mean you have to sell whatever Amazon stocks you have as soon as possible. It also means a great opportunity to make some serious money! "Whoever sows generously will also reap generously"! (2nd Corinthians 9:6)
Here you can see how much money it saves. This example is about "4 TB of storage with 50 billion transactions". I have no idea what that means but I have been told it is a lot.
There are three ways in which you can profit from this once in a lifetime opportunity. If you have a business you can throw away all your data and use this great company instead. Of course you can invest in them and make some money or you can hire a Christian investment expert, me, and let me handle all your investments for you and become a millionaire! "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" (Amos 3:3)
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Disclaimer: All investments involve different degrees of risk. You should be aware of your risk tolerance level and financial situations at all times. Furthermore, you should memorize the entire Holy Bible and read all transaction confirmations, monthly, and year-end statements. Read any and all prospectuses carefully and do extensive multi-year research before making any investment decisions. You are free at all times to accept or reject all investment recommendations made by me, although I have to warn you that you risk burning in Hell for all eternity when you choose to ignore my advice of hiring me as your investment adviser. All transactions I execute on your behalf are subject to market risk and may result in the entire loss of your investment. (For example: excessive withdrawals may result in the depletion of your account and also in the accumulation of excessive debt which will become entirely yours and your responsibility). Please understand that any losses are attributed to divine intervention or market forces beyond my control. As you know, a recommendation, which you are free to accept or reject, is not a guarantee for the successful performance of an investment and I expressly prohibited from guaranteeing against losses arising from market conditions or the excessive fees you will have to pay me.
A great opportunity to earn money has come to my attention. I wanted to share this with all my Christian friends. "Ye are my friends, if ye do whatsoever I command you." (John 15:14)
This opportunity is about "cloud based data storage". Let me start with explaining what that is. "Data storage" has something to do with computers. It is very complicated but every computer seems to do it. Since data takes up space and space is getting more and more expensive someone smart decided to use clouds for storage. Instead of creating buildings and using those to store data, the data is put into containers which are attached to balloons which are high in the sky. Hence the name "cloud based data storage". It was invented by Amazon. They had to store so many books, since no one buys books anymore, that they had to invent a cheaper way of storing them. Amazon was so successful with this that they decided to make a complete business out of it. A wise decision since selling books is no longer a viable business. All this reminds me of the greatest storage expert of all time, Noah: "Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits." (Genesis 6:14-15)
The great opportunity I found for all of you is a company called Super Simple Storage Service (S4) that does what Amazon does 150 times cheaper! Not only does this mean you have to sell whatever Amazon stocks you have as soon as possible. It also means a great opportunity to make some serious money! "Whoever sows generously will also reap generously"! (2nd Corinthians 9:6)
Here you can see how much money it saves. This example is about "4 TB of storage with 50 billion transactions". I have no idea what that means but I have been told it is a lot.
There are three ways in which you can profit from this once in a lifetime opportunity. If you have a business you can throw away all your data and use this great company instead. Of course you can invest in them and make some money or you can hire a Christian investment expert, me, and let me handle all your investments for you and become a millionaire! "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" (Amos 3:3)
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Disclaimer: All investments involve different degrees of risk. You should be aware of your risk tolerance level and financial situations at all times. Furthermore, you should memorize the entire Holy Bible and read all transaction confirmations, monthly, and year-end statements. Read any and all prospectuses carefully and do extensive multi-year research before making any investment decisions. You are free at all times to accept or reject all investment recommendations made by me, although I have to warn you that you risk burning in Hell for all eternity when you choose to ignore my advice of hiring me as your investment adviser. All transactions I execute on your behalf are subject to market risk and may result in the entire loss of your investment. (For example: excessive withdrawals may result in the depletion of your account and also in the accumulation of excessive debt which will become entirely yours and your responsibility). Please understand that any losses are attributed to divine intervention or market forces beyond my control. As you know, a recommendation, which you are free to accept or reject, is not a guarantee for the successful performance of an investment and I expressly prohibited from guaranteeing against losses arising from market conditions or the excessive fees you will have to pay me.
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