GOP President 2012

[Joshua Godwins]

I'm at a loss. I have no idea who to support for the GOP Presidential nomination. Here's a list of potential candidates, and why they are not viable.

Mitt Romney - too Mormon
Sarah Palin - too female
Rick Santorum - too Catholic (not to mention Italian)
Newt Gingrich - adulterer
Mike Huckabee - too soft on false Christianity
Tim Pawlenty - Baptist, but he has a "moderate" record
Rudy Giuliani - too Catholic, adulterer
Jeb Bush - misogynist
Condoleezza Rice - too black, too female
Ronald Reagan - too dead

Maybe, just maybe, it is time for True Christians to back a True Christian candidate.

Any suggestions?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'm heading up the effort to draft GWB again.

He's eligible again, and he is the best president America has ever had, hand picked by Jesus Himself to lead America in the war on islamofascism.

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'm heading up the effort to draft GWB again.

He's eligible again, and he is the best president America has ever had, hand picked by Jesus Himself to lead America in the war on islamofascism.

I'm all for GWB. Is He eligible? I'm suspicious of His misogynist brother and His "moderate" father, but His record as President is beyond reproach.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: GOP President 2012

Jeb Bush - misogynist

I'm not fully understanding the problem with this. Although he is a race-mixer isn't he?

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

I'm not fully understanding the problem with this. Although he is a race-mixer isn't he?

Jeb's wife is a Mexican. His kids are mixed race. By definition Jeb is a misogynist. From a purely political standpoint this could be good for Jeb since he'd sweep the Mexican vote. But do we a Christians turn our backs on our values in exchange for political expediency? I say no.

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

We NEED a leader!

Where is that candidate with a powerful message, who is a compelling speaker and who possesses an impeccable Christian background? Who/where IS this Man?

Surely the WHERE is within the confines of Landover. This Man must surely exist right HERE!

This Man is among us. It is time for that Man to step forward and announce his candidacy. He is right here with us. Which of us he is, only he knows. But he MUST step forward. The future of this great nation is at stake.

Our country is on the brink of collapse. Our nation is fiscally and morally bankrupt. Only a Man Saved by Jesus Himself, learned in the Bible, with a knack for turning pennies into fortunes is qualified to lead the United States of America out of the wilderness in which we find ourselves!

Please, whoever you are, and only you know who you are, step forward and offer yourself in service to this country and our God! The time is now!

[Jedediah]

Re: GOP President 2012

Jeb's wife is a Mexican. His kids are mixed race. By definition Jeb is a misogynist. From a purely political standpoint this could be good for Jeb since he'd sweep the Mexican vote. But do we a Christians turn our backs on our values in exchange for political expediency? I say no.

Do you mean miscegenist (i.e., a race-mixer who conceives mongrel babies)?

"Misogynist" is a term used by leftist smear merchants and queer enablers to belittle those of us who assert the proper role of women in society. Personally, I would consider it an honor for some pinko to call me "misogynist" for following the Word of God.

I Timothy 2:9-15
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

Do you mean miscegenist (i.e., a race-mixer who conceives mongrel babies)?

"Misogynist" is a term used by leftist smear merchants and queer enablers to belittle those of us who assert the proper role of women in society. Personally, I would consider it an honor for some pinko to call me "misogynist" for following the Word of God.

I Timothy 2:9-15
In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Thank you SO much for the correction. In each case that I misused the word. The context was in race mixing. I will not make that error again! Thank you!

[landoverlover]

Re: GOP President 2012

Perhaps Pastor Ezekiel could work some of his man-of-the-year-mojo on the national scene?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: GOP President 2012

Thank you SO much for the correction. In each case that I misused the word. The context was in race mixing. I will not make that error again! Thank you!

Okay, that makes a lot more sense. I was wondering why you had a problem with a misogynist.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: GOP President 2012

Bobby Jindal - Too ex-Hindu. I can still see that dot on his forehead.

Glenn Beck - Too Mormon.

How about Rush Limbaugh? And Sarah Palin could be his Secretary! (Not Secretary of State, that's a man's job, as demonstrated by Hillary Ramrod Clinton.)

[ManyPaths]

Re: GOP President 2012

Pfffft...

Half of those people just need to get it over with and come out of the closet like that Ken Mehlman guy who hung around Bush all the time. Maybe then theyll quit passing laws against their own kind. Whenever I meat someone who says their a republican, I'm all like yeah, whatever... just another self-loafing gay guy.

[GodHatesIowa]

Re: GOP President 2012

Pfffft...

Half of those people just need to get it over with and come out of the closet like that Ken Mehlman guy who hung around Bush all the time. Maybe then theyll quit passing laws against their own kind. Whenever I meat someone who says their a republican, I'm all like yeah, whatever... just another self-loafing gay guy.

It isn't the GOP's fault that Ken Mehlman was successfully recruited into the homosexual lifestyle. That is really presumptuous of you.

[HTannor]

Re: GOP President 2012

We NEED a leader!

Where is that candidate with a powerful message, who is a compelling speaker and who possesses an impeccable Christian background? Who/where IS this Man?

Surely the WHERE is within the confines of Landover. This Man must surely exist right HERE!

With all due modesty, I might be your man.

-I'm a True Christian

-I'm an entrepenuer as evidenced by my lucrative newspaper distribution business.

-I'm very fiscally conservative as evidenced by my refusal to spend lavish amounts of money by using my moped for all my transportation needs.

-I have excellent morals as evidenced by my "Ex-Masturbator" award.

-I have also been awarded the coveted "Punched the most Queers" medal.

-I have a solid military background as evidenced by my nearly two days of Navy Seal training.

-The law degree I earned after responding to an ad on a matchbook cover will pay dividends as I analyze new legislation coming out of Congress.

-I have a solid medical background based upon learning CPR in the Boy Scouts.

-I know all that is important to know about economics by my skills in coming pretty close in balancing my checkbook.

-I have the necessary funds available through James Dewitt's Platinum Card for starting a campaign.


In short, I am ready to serve.

[Joshua Godwins]

Re: GOP President 2012

Bobby Jindal - Too ex-Hindu. I can still see that dot on his forehead.

Glenn Beck - Too Mormon.

How about Rush Limbaugh? And Sarah Palin could be his Secretary! (Not Secretary of State, that's a man's job, as demonstrated by Hillary Ramrod Clinton.)

Unfortunately Rush is a serial adulterer and a drug addict. This is why it is going to be very difficult to find any GOP candidate I will feel comfortable voting for. Too many out there have some serious issues.

Thinking on this, I realized how provident it is that Landover is located in Iowa. Landover citizens can flood the state caucuses and ensure that the front runner is a True Christian!

I see Brother Tannor has stepped up to run. Is anyone else ready to serve their country up and consider a run for the most powerful office in the world?