[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

There is nothing quite like the drama and celebration of some pyrotechnics to go with a ritual digital Koran burning. You can approximate this at home and share it with your entire family by putting a CD-ROM with the Koran on it in your handy kitchen microwave.

True Christians™ should never underestimate the power of these ritual burnings to summon forth the Holy Spirit to wipe out menaces to our Faith and civilization. Few will remember how the vile "Disco" music in the 1970's was wiped from our cultural landscape in a single evening in 1979.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

Are we absolutely sure this isn't some way of putting a muzzie key stroke logger onto the computer?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

Are we absolutely sure this isn't some way of putting a muzzie key stroke logger onto the computer?

What if it is intended as a way to get past the JesOS system? A Trojan whore, if you will . . .

[TC Patriot]

Re: Delete a Quran Day!

How about printing it out in Arabic so we can read what it says, soak it in bacon grease and feed it to a pig? That way we defile the filthy koran three ways. Then we take the pig dung and burn it.