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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070
    #16
    Re: Pastafarian Butt-Pirate Suspended

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Well, I guess they won't do much harm if their appendages are noodly . . .
    They are always on the look out to find new ways to touch things and find more cabin boys and girls. No wonder they use schools for recruiting.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951
        #17
        Re: Pastafarian Butt-Pirate Suspended

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        They are always on the look out to find new ways to touch things and find more cabin boys and girls. No wonder they use schools for recruiting.
        It disgusts me that they target children, too young to think properly for themselves to recruit into their evil pasta centred regime. To think how much time a child could waste worshipping something that doesn't exist, it's ridiculous.
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        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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